Ever Been Arrested

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:52 pm

Have you? I have, but only sort of. You'll find there are many technicalities in the U.S. legal system. So, I was arrested, but not handcuffed. The real bitch is that I have to fly back up to NYC to pay a crap fine, or they put a warrant out for my arrest. So, just FYI, pissing in the middle of a Manhattan street = NOT A GOOD IDEA! especially if you're not from there! :banghead:

mosiac · Post by **mosiac** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:56 pm

Run next time.

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:58 pm

mosiac wrote:Run next time.

terrible idea!

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:01 pm

Yeah, once for stabbing a kid
(I got off on self defense though) never had to go to court for it or anything

and another time for being out past 3 a.m. 20 miles from home
but that is because my father decided he would let me walk home from my swim meet >_>

so I got off on that too T+T

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:03 pm

why would you take a piss on the street?

JacksColon · Post by **JacksColon** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:06 pm

Jstar1 wrote:why would you take a piss on the street?

Why not? hahah jk

I was on tour with my band and completely trashed-drunk. We were with a bunch of friends, no one could make up their minds where we were going to next...they all started splintering off, calling people on cell phones...being really annoying...and I had to GO real bad. I didn't know where i was or anything, it was 3am. so I just said, screw it...I was all good, until the cop pulled around the corner and saw me zipping it up. he might have seen me on my last shake too....

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:19 pm

sirdingydang wrote:
Jstar1 wrote:why would you take a piss on the street?

Why not? hahah jk

I was on tour with my band and completely trashed-drunk. We were with a bunch of friends, no one could make up their minds where we were going to next...they all started splintering off, calling people on cell phones...being really annoying...and I had to GO real bad. I didn't know where i was or anything, it was 3am. so I just said, screw it...I was all good, until the cop pulled around the corner and saw me zipping it up. he might have seen me on my last shake too....

bahahahahha

cin · Post by **cin** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:19 pm

i've never been arrested, just warned

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:27 pm

Never been arrested, and you cant be out at 3am?! :shock:

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:27 pm

0l3n wrote:Never been arrested, and you cant be out at 3am?!

I was 12 at the time, so no.

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:29 pm

Good thing I live here in sweden then.

Post by **dom** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:29 pm

I almost got arrested for being the local member of an international drug cartel...

They said I was helping the columbian drug lords smuggle into Canada by purchasing "coffee beans" on ebay which, according to regulations, makes them qualify as american products (due to having ebay as an intermediary) and because of NAFTA, would make extra protectionary fees not apply. Because of the way ecommerce products are shipped, they do not enter the normal stream of shipments and are not searched for drugs.

This never happened but they said it did and set up a sting to arrest me. One of the RCMP officers dressed up as my dog and hid in my office for days trying to catch me setting up a deal for the "coffee beans". They couldn't catch me, I think they confused me with some latino, but they ended up catching me for the distribution of kiddy porn.

I'm writing this from the library of my prison. They block out almost all the sites with photos of kids. Thankfully, SRF isn't blocked and with the concentration of kiddies, it gives me the daily fix I need.

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:31 pm

lol I never realized you were a drug cartel
show me your ways dom

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:32 pm

Let me be your aprentice dom!

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:34 pm

0l3n wrote:Let me be your aprentice dom!

I was here first >_>

exality · Post by **exality** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:35 pm

close multiple times but im a good liar and i ran a few times

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:36 pm

I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:37 pm

0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

Post by **dom** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:39 pm

Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:41 pm

dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Jacy likes it shaved so what?

Post by **dom** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:42 pm

Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Jacy likes it shaved so what?

Lego still makes toys for people in Jacy and your's age group.

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:44 pm

dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Jacy likes it shaved so what?

Lego still makes toys for people in Jacy and your's age group.

I believe they do for your age group also
and thats being honest lol

Post by **dom** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:45 pm

Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Jacy likes it shaved so what?

Lego still makes toys for people in Jacy and your's age group.

I believe they do for your age group also
and thats being honest lol

...i'm going to have to stop at toys r us tomorrow. I loved my legos, and I probably would still enjoy them =[

That and my GI Joes. I remember my cousin once called them barbies with guns. Then my GI Joes infiltrated her barbie house and farked shit up.

FX · Post by FX » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:46 pm

never been handcuffed but got put in the back of a squad car with my bro(who got handcuffed).

Post by **Doron** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:46 pm

uhm, yeah.... yesterday.....

for shoplifting..............................................

damnit.... i knew whole crate of beer would be too much, but I jut HAD to try......

goddamnit...

gamef · Post by **gamef** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:46 pm

Never been arrested but have been stop and searched.

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:51 pm

Shoplifting when i was 14 with a friend lol ^_^

WaX · Post by **WaX** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:52 pm

never bin arrested,only chased on halloween,god u get a rush >.^

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:03 pm

dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
0l3n wrote:I have a bigger e-penis AND a higher post count...

Moove bitch!

my real penis is bigger

But, atleast he has fluff on the muff.

Jacy likes it shaved so what?

Lego still makes toys for people in Jacy and your's age group.

I believe they do for your age group also
and thats being honest lol

...i'm going to have to stop at toys r us tomorrow. I loved my legos, and I probably would still enjoy them =[

That and my GI Joes. I remember my cousin once called them barbies with guns. Then my GI Joes infiltrated her barbie house and farked shit up.

schweet doll gang bang

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:06 pm

never arrested but stopped by the police multiple times