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Icealya wrote:i'm not rspondingto that.... except if terminal woul be a girl, which I knda doubt...
Because you have standards; but, talking dirty to a "girl" on the internet that you don't know, you will never meet, who's probably 13, and fat, is ok.
OMGADZ LUL I DUNT LIEK 2 HAV CYBARSEX ON INTRAWEBZ UNLESS ITS WIF A GURL___LOL___I HAV LOWE STANDERDS LUL
Icealya wrote:i'm not rspondingto that.... except if terminal woul be a girl, which I knda doubt...
Because you have standards; but, talking dirty to a "girl" on the internet that you don't know, you will never meet, who's probably 13, and fat, is ok.
OMGADZ LUL I DUNT LIEK 2 HAV CYBARSEX ON INTRAWEBZ UNLESS ITS WIF A GURL___LOL___I HAV LOWE STANDERDS LUL
uhm... i don't really understand you... could you explain it again???
magisuns wrote:RATS LIVE ON NO EVIL STAR IS THE SAME REVERSED :3
dmt, i was gonna post that one.... in wyoming, it is illegal to spit on the steps of a school, sucks for all those ghetto ppl octophobia is the fear of the figure 8 arachibutyrophbia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth
I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi," I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda
Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
corkscrew wrote:sneezing with your eyes open wont make ur eye balls fly out
lol, whenever i sneeze, i HAVE to close my eyes, im gonan try to tape them shut sometime, maybe l8r
Lol,
I'll let you know on Thursday if this is true. Mythbusters are going to test it XD
Hoorray for good timing! ;p
My Grandad told me that, if you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes fall out.. But he also said if you pick your nose your finger will come out of your eye LOL
And I believed him [size=0]I was very very young [/size]:P
It is legal in South Dakota to ride a horse while drunk since the horse has a mind of its own and does not depend on you to move.
An African elephant and an Indian elephant will not mate.
There were over 150 species of insects found in Bob Marley's hair during his autopsy since Rastafarian's do not believe in washing their hair.
Lord Bertrand Russell was the longest lived Nobel Laurette, living until the ripe old age of 97. Albert Camus was the shortest, dying in a freak accident only 3 years after his award. Albert Camus was also the first African-born writer to win the award.
The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
U.S. President Calvin Coolidge liked to eat breakfast while having his head rubbed with vaseline.
Just 1/3 of Americans pay off their credit card debt
The average American eats at McDonalds 1,811 times in their life.
An average adult produces about half a litre of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
The United kingdom eats more cans of baked beans than the rest of the world combined.
Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes.
The last time American Green cards were actually green was 1964.
Insects outnumber humans by 1 million to one
Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day
The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.
A survey reported that 12% of Americans think that Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.
World’s heaviest primates: obese Americans. After that: gorillas at 485 lbs.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119
Until 1857, any foreign coins made of precious metal were legal tender in the United States.
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats
At 120 miles per hour, a Formula One car generates so much downforce that it can drive upside down on the roof of a tunnel.
To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles&thats where the word testimony comes from.
Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer.
The Greatful dead were once called the Warlocks
Americans eat nearly 100 acres of pizza every day - that's approximately 350 slices per second!.
There are approximately 3,500 astronomers in the U.S. but over 15,000 astrologers.
Car airbags kill 1 person for every 22 lives that they save.
Phobatrivaphobia is fear of trivia about phobias.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear
An airplane mechanic invented Slinky while he was playing with engine parts and realized the possible secondary use for the springs.
Common pesticides such as roach, termite and flea insecticide can be found in the bodies of majority of Americans.
The symbol on the 'pound' key (#) is called an octothorpe.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
A baby eel is called an elver, a baby oyster is called a spat.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
Americans collectively eat one hundred pounds of chocolate every second.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
In 1998, Sony accidently sold 700,000 camcorders that had the technology to see through people's clothes.
Levi Strauss didnt call them jeans. He called them waist overalls
The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
The 2 most common surgeries are biopsies and cesarean sections.
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times.
Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.
Today's top fuel dragsters take off with more force than the space shuttle.
Before 1941, fingerprints were not accepted as evidence in court.
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Former U.S. President Franklin Pierce was arrested during his term as President for running over an old lady with his horse, but the charges were later dropped.
Your brain is 80% water
It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Harry S. Truman was the last U.S. President with no college degree.
Do you talk to your car? According to polls, more women do than men.
Cow is a Japanese brand of shaving foam.
Every three seconds, a new baby is born.
Washington, D.C. has one lawyer for every 19 residents!
One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
More steel in the United States is used to make bottle caps than to manufacture automobile bodies.
Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.
In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away by law if the driver is deemed either unbathed or poorly dressed.
On average, men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated
Every U.S. president with a beard has been a Republican.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
The leading cause of poisoning for children under the age of six in the home is liquid dish soap.
On average cows poop 16 times per day.
Wine will spoil if exposed to light; hence tinted bottles.
Some toothpastes and deodorants contain the same chemicals found in antifreeze
People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people.
Most tropical marine fish could survive in a tank filled with human blood.
In Texas it's illegal to put graffiti on someone else's cow.
Attics were invented in Attica.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
No matter its size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 10 times.
Tipping at a restaurant in Iceland is considered an insult.
It's against the law to burp or sneeze in a church in Omaha, Nebraska
The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan.
Is bottled water worth it? Evian spelt backwards is naïve, coincidence, I think not
There are 365 steps on the front of the U.S. Capitol Building - one for every day of the year.
It takes about 63,000 trees to make the newsprint for the average Sunday edition of The New York Times.
So that's how they cheat - A microwaved baseball will fly farther than a frozen baseball.
If you put a T-Bone steak in a bowl of Coca-Cola, it will dissolve in 2 to 3 days.
If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance!
The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code.
The most dangerous job in the United States is that of an Alaskan Crab Fisherman.
Texas reserves the right to become 4 seperate states at a time of its chosing (a condition of statehood 1845).
The Puritans forbade the singing of Christmas carols.
10% of Star Trek fans replace the lenses on their glasses every 5 years whether they need to or not.
During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is reduced.
Microsoft made $16,005 in revenue in its first year of operation.
The man who created the Thighmaster was once a Bhuddist Monk.
Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'.
Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
Unless you have a doctor's note, its illegal to buy ice cream after 6 p.m. in Newark, New Jersey.
Tibetans drink tea made of salt and rancid yak butter.
It takes six months to build a Rolls Royce...and 13 hours to build a Toyota.
Terminator 2 cost $647,000 per minute of film to make.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
The average housefly weighs 10 to 15 millionths of a pound.
In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.àDarn, I was going to do that too. Oh well, --Z
A housefly lives only two weeks.
Goodyear Rubber Company researched and concluded that shoes wear out faster on the right foot than the left.
7-11 sells 10,000 pots of coffee an hour, every hour, every day.
Most cell phone antennas have no purpose other than to make people believe that flipping up a 2 inch antenna just gave them better reception. They are not connected to any circuitry.
The famous aphrodisiac 'Spanish Fly' is made from dried beetle remains!
It would take twenty new mid-size cars to generate the same amount of pollution that a mid-size 1960's car did.
A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains less than a gallon of water.
I need power level of a euro lvl 12 account. 200K per hour (oasis)
Anubis Ghost wrote:
Player1: GM why is my whale not moving?
GM: cuz he is not in water silly Player1:then why you even sell them if there is no water and they cant move??
GM:
egyptology wrote:The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
[...] Insects outnumber humans by 1 million to one Walt Disney World generates about 120,000 pounds of garbage every day
[...] World’s heaviest primates: obese Americans. After that: gorillas at 485 lbs.
[...] Children grow faster in the springtime than any other season during the year.
[...] It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
[...lol...] Is bottled water worth it? Evian spelt backwards is naïve, coincidence, I think not
[they forgot a 1/4 step ] There are 365 steps on the front of the U.S. Capitol Building - one for every day of the year.
[...] In Florida, It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.àDarn, I was going to do that too. Oh well, --Z
Goodyear Rubber Company researched and concluded that shoes wear out faster on the right foot than the left.
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those were the facts i was searching for (and a bit more )
heres mine:
Did you know...
...that 1 + 1 = 3 if you don't wear a condom?
...that Journey only appears to have eight letters?
... that Gerrymandering is the
arcane and magical art of drawing
mystical boundaries over a land
to separate
their inhabitants into what are known as
“congressional districts?"
...that the only phrase that would not make a great name for a rock band is "Closed for the Summer"?
... that the iPod yocto, Apple's 1,337th digital audio player this year, is the smallest possible iPod? Its width and length are physically impossible to measure simultaneously, and it is the first known digital audio player to weigh less than air.
...Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
...When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. And when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.
...111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
egyptology wrote:... that the iPod yocto, Apple's 1,337th digital audio player this year, is the smallest possible iPod? Its width and length are physically impossible to measure simultaneously, and it is the first known digital audio player to weigh less than air.
so what, it just fly's out of you pocket?!?!?
Day[9] wrote:"Tea is a lot like gold expansions - it helps you kill people." - Day[9] Daily 337 -