having sex with bikes = bad?

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:00 pm

Apparently

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... tviewedbox

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:02 pm

they can't tell me what to do!

FX · Post by FX » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:03 pm

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:04 pm

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Obviously not dedicated enough.

StuckUP · Post by **StuckUP** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:20 pm

I wouldn't have even thought to call the police because I'd scream and run out the room, hoping that the man was just trying to ride his bike on the bed because he's deluded

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:21 pm

My life is over now

Belgarath · Post by **Belgarath** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:22 pm

To each his own.

But TBH, how can they legally arrest him?

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:25 pm

Belgarath wrote:To each his own.

But TBH, how can they legally arrest him?

maybe he didnt have the bikes consent?

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:25 pm

you can be arrested for this :shock:

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:27 pm

breach of the peace

AnemuS · Post by **AnemuS** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:52 pm

is it healthy?

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:55 pm

But how did he put....

i mean where did he...

and how did...

But how did he put i.....

nvm V.V

Im using the lock on my bike now. WOuldb e weird if you get on and realized theres "mayonaise" on the chair

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:56 pm

He was just trying to mount the bike... unsucessfully... repeatedly...

exality · Post by **exality** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:04 am

at first i thought he was being "gay" with the seat. lol and umm like how would u ejoy Farking a piece of cold metal?

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:14 am

Well that's one way to hurt your package.

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:48 am

So where was he trying to insert..."it"...

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:52 am

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Wth?

FX · Post by FX » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:55 am

why would they call the cops? i'd just run away laughing xD

Cruor · Post by **Cruor** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:00 am

PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...

Probably the other way around.

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:05 am

Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

Oh lala? O.O;

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:07 am

Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

That is one perverted piece of c... contraption... silly Cruor. Now I'll never look at a bike the same way again <.<

FX · Post by FX » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:07 am

Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

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yes i had too..

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:08 am

Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

Took awhile to figure that out but....LOL

bladecarlo · Post by **bladecarlo** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:38 am

Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

what the!? :shock:

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:41 am

bladecarlo wrote:
Cruor wrote:
PB_and_J wrote:So where was he trying to insert..."it"...
Probably the other way around.

what the!?

If he was smart he woulda used the. wheels o.o V.V

Cyndaine · Post by **Cyndaine** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:43 am

lol strange, but i dont see how thats illegal...
but still, that man has some issues

fena · Post by **fena** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:46 am

Ell wrote:
Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Wth?

LOLLLL.
That's farking disgusting. Imagine walking down a street listening to your iPod or whatever, and then you see a man on the ground trying to make lovey lovey time with it.

San · Post by **San** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:47 am

hes doing what he wants to, even if its a tad bit wierd
but i dont get how they can arrest him, hes just humping a bike

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:48 am

lol. So if a girl has sex with a car stick shift she's a criminal ?
lol

Angelina jolie from thaty movie stealingteh cars did that to tease nicolas cage xD

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 1:50 am

...wtf.

............

Um. Wow.