Why Men Seem Happier

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:52 pm

>> > Your last name stays put.
>> > The garage is all yours.
>> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>> > Chocolate is just another snack.
>> > You can never be pregnant.
>> > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
>> > You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
>> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>> > The world is your urinal.
>> > You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.
>> > You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
>> > Same work, more pay.
>> > Wrinkles add character.
>> > Wedding dress $2000. Tux rental $100.
>> > People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
>> > The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>> > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>> > One mood all the time.
>> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
>> > You know stuff about tanks.
>> > A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
>> > You can open all your own jars.
>> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
>> > If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
>> > Your underwear is $4.95 for a three-pack.
>> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
>> > You almost never have strap problems in public.
>> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
>> > Everything on your face stays its original color.
>> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
>> > You only have to shave your face and neck.
>> > You can play with toys all your life.
>> > One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
>> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
>> > You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
>> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
>> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
>> > No wonder men are happier.

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:55 pm

Dark Shifty wrote:>> > You only have to shave your face and neck.

Erm.. what about the rest

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:57 pm

TwelveEleven wrote:
Dark Shifty wrote:>> > You only have to shave your face and neck.

Erm.. what about the rest

lol, only parts you have to shave

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:59 pm

i posted this in another topic a few weeks back. And you dont HAVE to shave anything, lol.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:00 pm

>> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

i don't like shorts

Shadowman20818 · Post by **Shadowman20818** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:28 pm

Innovacious wrote:i posted this in another topic a few weeks back. And you dont HAVE to shave anything, lol.

I think this taken straight from the women appreciation thread or w/e it was.

Cruor · Post by **Cruor** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:41 pm

Hey, when you die 5 years sooner and are 3-4 times more likely to commit suicide you try and make the best of things.

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:52 pm

MrFudge will never grow a mustache.

I refuse.

Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

Silkroad · Post by **Silkroad** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:52 pm

Ichimaru420 · Post by **Ichimaru420** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:59 pm

LOl it's soo true, Seriously being a guy IMO these days r more easier than being a girl.

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:03 am

of course ther true

its womens' problems that they spend 2 hours a day putting makeup stuff on and talking on the phone for an hour

Vandall · Post by **Vandall** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:05 am

Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

John_Doe · Post by **John_Doe** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:24 am

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:42 am

Ichimaru420 wrote:LOl it's soo true, Seriously being a guy IMO these days r more easier than being a girl.

agreed if only we could get rid of the hormones we have a utopia world

†erminal · Post by **†erminal** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:44 am

Utopian society 2 examples of which are Brookfarm and Shakers. Got all this history bs locked in my brain after midterms.

Post by **Rainigul** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:52 am

Being a guy is alot easier than being a girl, we pay for that ease with 5 years of our lives.

Good trade off if you ask me.

LocoMuy · Post by **LocoMuy** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:01 am

its cuz men die at young ages more, men and women dont rly differenciate when it comes to old people... you forgot to add that we drive better to

redneck · Post by **redneck** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:14 am

u all forgot about women being pregnant and ....labor....

Men do have it easier

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:40 am

Silver0 wrote:
Ichimaru420 wrote:LOl it's soo true, Seriously being a guy IMO these days r more easier than being a girl.

agreed if only we could get rid of the hormones we have a utopia world

i like my hormones....they gave me hair in places i never knew i should shave...

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:34 am

Shadowman20818 wrote:
Innovacious wrote:i posted this in another topic a few weeks back. And you dont HAVE to shave anything, lol.

I think this taken straight from the women appreciation thread or w/e it was.

i just found it on another forum i surf on. thought it was a bit funny so id thought id share with yall

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:51 am

LocoMuy wrote:you forgot to add that we drive better to

lol

FX · Post by FX » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:52 am

u forgto the thing that makes us most happiest.....the 8========D LOL

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:01 am

Vandall wrote:
Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

You need shoes that go with different outfits.. two pairs doesn't always cut it.. dunno how men do it.

Ashikiheyun · Post by **Ashikiheyun** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:06 am

Itonami wrote:
Vandall wrote:
Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

You need shoes that go with different outfits.. two pairs doesn't always cut it.. dunno how men do it.

Sure, normal shoes for normal clothes, fancy uncomfy shoes for more formal clothes. It works for me.

rek · Post by **rek** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:08 am

Itonami wrote:
Vandall wrote:
Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

You need shoes that go with different outfits.. two pairs doesn't always cut it.. dunno how men do it.

2 pairs? im a guy and i cant live like that.. i got like 4651 pairs of converse shoes.. all different colours and nikes and other stuff i cant remember. but two pairs? :cry:

you make me sad.

[AoW]ForLife · Post by **[AoW]ForLife** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:09 am

Ashikiheyun wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vandall wrote:
Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

You need shoes that go with different outfits.. two pairs doesn't always cut it.. dunno how men do it.

Sure, normal shoes for normal clothes, fancy uncomfy shoes for more formal clothes. It works for me.

LOL me too!

Silver0 · Post by **Silver0** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:11 am

.rek wrote:
Itonami wrote:
Vandall wrote:
Itonami wrote:Annoys me that he only has two pairs of shoes though..

how is that annoying

You need shoes that go with different outfits.. two pairs doesn't always cut it.. dunno how men do it.

2 pairs? im a guy and i cant live like that.. i got like 4651 pairs of converse shoes.. all different colours and nikes and other stuff i cant remember. but two pairs? you make me sad.

your not a guy, metrosexual?

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:44 am

fyi i have 4 pairs of shoes thank you..

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:14 am

MrFudge wrote:fyi i have 4 pairs of shoes thank you..

I totally didn't see them..

FX · Post by FX » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:24 am

u two keep ur lil fights in pm's
i got 3 pairs and my gf dont seem to mind cuz i kno how to wear em

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