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Fat_Smurf wrote:
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bring her to your house and show her your pimp sandbox so she,ll be impressed by ur income


OMG THING THAT HAS MADE ME LAUGH THE MOST, EVER, ON THESE FORUMS


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XuChu wrote::( too many people are making fun of my sensitive side :(((((

girls like when a girl shows sensitive side.
but dont ever cry infront of a girl.
they will think u are a wuss.
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Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?
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Locketart wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?


Yes.
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Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Its a scary thought *shudders*
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Locketart wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?


either one would end up the same way
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GiGi wrote:girls like when a girl shows sensitive side.
but dont ever cry infront of a girl.
they will think u are a wuss.

harharhar very funny.... :X

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ghostkilla43 wrote:
Locketart wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?


either one would end up the same way


Not really, we could play musical chairs with chairs :)
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Sylhana wrote:
ghostkilla43 wrote:
Locketart wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?


either one would end up the same way


Not really, we could play musical chairs with chairs :)


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XuChu wrote:
GiGi wrote:girls like when a girl shows sensitive side.
but dont ever cry infront of a girl.
they will think u are a wuss.

harharhar very funny.... :X


i think that was a typo not an insault lol
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XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis and as u can see u asked him is that penis size
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Silver0 wrote:this only works if chicks consider you a 6-10
if alot of chicks consider you a 1-5 it wont work out

is that penis size? if so im quite egotesticle
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ghostkilla43 wrote:
XuChu wrote:
GiGi wrote:girls like when a girl shows sensitive side.
but dont ever cry infront of a girl.
they will think u are a wuss.

harharhar very funny.... :X


i think that was a typo not an insault lol


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ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis and as u can see u asked him is that penis size
XuChu wrote:
Silver0 wrote:this only works if chicks consider you a 6-10
if alot of chicks consider you a 1-5 it wont work out

is that penis size? if so im quite egotesticle


ok fine i FAILED at saving myself from embarassment.

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ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis


In feet, of course. :P

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Aiyas wrote:
ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis


In feet, of course. :P


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Dystopia wrote:
Locketart wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Would there be chairs or baseball bats in the room?


Yes.

some times we flame out of :love:
other times we flame out of hate of the most ignorant things we ever read in our life i myself been on both sides :oops:
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Aiyas wrote:
ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis


In feet, of course. :P


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Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.

Finally, you have a bunch of kids that are not allowed inside because 3/4 of the girls, the sluts, are half naked and their mothers object to their kids being present.
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Fat_Smurf wrote:
Aiyas wrote:
ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis


In feet, of course. :P


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lol..ewww
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dom wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.


aw i wanted to hear my name in that..darn
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dom wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.

Finally, you have a bunch of kids that are not allowed inside because 3/4 of the girls, the sluts, are half naked and their mothers object to their kids being present.


OMFG ROFLL!!!! PERFECT!! JUST PERFECT!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA :love:
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Heh, there is no science to it. Just let things happen. If you obsess over girls at your age then you will become depressed, because most relationships won't work out in the long term. On the other hand, you shouldn't avoid them altogether as some people have suggested, because then when you do get to the point where you can have a serious relationship it will be completely awkward for you.

And as far as penis size goes, the more you worry about it, the bigger problem it becomes. :roll:

dom wrote:For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.
I don't play with Pokemans, and I'm not whipping my tool out either. :x
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awww dom I thought for sure you would hvae made a rap/tupac/thug something related remark about me :( * feels left out*

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Sylhana wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Its a scary thought *shudders*
id whack zypher in the head first :twisted:
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Cruor wrote:I'm not whipping my tool out either. :x


Then you're not invited.
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dom wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.

Finally, you have a bunch of kids that are not allowed inside because 3/4 of the girls, the sluts, are half naked and their mothers object to their kids being present.



lmao :P so funny and so true lol
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dom wrote:
Cruor wrote:I'm not whipping my tool out either. :x


Then you're not invited.
I'm not interested in sluts/sausagefests anyway. :P
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be on acid with no ego man and blackchocobo
in a convertible driving 2 vegas with a suit case full of narcotics
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dom wrote:Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.

Finally, you have a bunch of kids that are not allowed inside because 3/4 of the girls, the sluts, are half naked and their mothers object to their kids being present.


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dom wrote:
Dystopia wrote:I wonder how everyone will act if every1 in srf was in one room together, man that would be priceless


Reise is passed out in a corner drunk, Ito and Fudge are hiding under a table, Xemnas is introducing his boyfriend to everyone just to get off on people's reactions, Loketart is at a table knitting his mother a sweater for her birthday, smurf got stoned and ended up at the wrong place, StuckUP is standing on a table with a mic crying for attention, and i'm pissed off because I could be at home playing counterstrike.

To add to that, you have all the dutchies outside smoking, listening to Tiesto, and attempting to do the runningman.

For the rest:
Half the guys are pulling out their nintendo DS trying to get a pokemon lan battle up. The other half are pulling out their penises to finally prove who's more of a man.

Three quarters of the girls are acting like sluts and want attention from the guys pulling out their dicks, the last quarter are trying to find the exit.

Finally, you have a bunch of kids that are not allowed inside because 3/4 of the girls, the sluts, are half naked and their mothers object to their kids being present.


Sig worthy, but alas, tis too long :s
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XuChu wrote:
ineedhelp wrote:
XuChu wrote:wtf inch?

um yea how else would u measure a penis and as u can see u asked him is that penis size
XuChu wrote:
Silver0 wrote:this only works if chicks consider you a 6-10
if alot of chicks consider you a 1-5 it wont work out

is that penis size? if so im quite egotesticle


ok fine i FAILED at saving myself from embarassment.


dont feel bad sorry if i did make u feel that way :cry: :cry: :cry: :oops: :oops:

i was laughing so hard due to the fact u remind me of me when i started to grow some hair i remeber i ran to my mom to tell her
its like u took me back to that moment i just tarted to rememerb about that time

dont feel bad we all been there :wink: :wink: :)
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