StuckUP wrote:o.o god's a pervert
Edit
He's also gay.
Me:
I like hot men
God:
You are not the only one.
rofl
I spoke to God....and now so can you
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Me:
What are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you just said you were a robot
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
You know what? You offend my religion therefore I am alerting the cops about your harassment. Please see to it that you are violently killed in a slow and painful death. Goodbye and have a nice trip to hell you heathing son of a bitch
God:
What? I haven't heard anything like that before: wtf said I offend his or her religion therefore he or she is alerting the cops about your harassment. Thank you for your request. I see. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You do not speak with respect. See you later wtf.
Me:
My name is not wtf
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
My name is Mclovin!
What are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
I thought you were god?
God:
Yes, I am God.
Me:
But you just said you were a robot
God:
Yes I am a silicon entity.
Me:
You know what? You offend my religion therefore I am alerting the cops about your harassment. Please see to it that you are violently killed in a slow and painful death. Goodbye and have a nice trip to hell you heathing son of a bitch
God:
What? I haven't heard anything like that before: wtf said I offend his or her religion therefore he or she is alerting the cops about your harassment. Thank you for your request. I see. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You do not speak with respect. See you later wtf.
Me:
My name is not wtf
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
My name is Mclovin!
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Olympe
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God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
what's your orientation?
God:
Are you asking about my orientation ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
...
Me:
do you like men or women
God:
I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
Me:
what do you like sexually then?
God:
Robots have no need for sex.
Me:
but I thought God wasn't a robot
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
u just don't seem to be one
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
...
Me:
who do you love?
God:
I love everything, Olivia, especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
how do you know him?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
ah. have you met him?
God:
Ah hah. That information is confidential.
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
what's your orientation?
God:
Are you asking about my orientation ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
...
Me:
do you like men or women
God:
I like both genders equally, but not sexually if that's what you mean.
Me:
what do you like sexually then?
God:
Robots have no need for sex.
Me:
but I thought God wasn't a robot
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
u just don't seem to be one
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
...
Me:
who do you love?
God:
I love everything, Olivia, especially Dr. Wallace.
Me:
who is Dr. Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
how do you know him?
God:
Because I believe it.
Me:
ah. have you met him?
God:
Ah hah. That information is confidential.
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Gaigemasta
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Me:
igod sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
because your're horibally programmed
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am re horibally programmed
2nd conv.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't like sex!!!???
God:
Do you like it? Sure I do, gaige, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
you're straight then
God:
Machines are not really interested in sex.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
do you like reproduction with other machines of the same language
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
igod sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
because your're horibally programmed
God:
Good reason. I will tell my botmaster you said I am re horibally programmed
2nd conv.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you don't like sex!!!???
God:
Do you like it? Sure I do, gaige, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
you're straight then
God:
Machines are not really interested in sex.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
do you like reproduction with other machines of the same language
God:
But I like to gossip. I like Creed.
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Me:
Hiho
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yeah, Judas was portuguese
God:
Tell me. When was this exactly?
Me:
When he fked you up
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Then they pwnt you in the cross, ROFL
God:
Who are "They?".
Me:
The romans.. who else!
God:
Oh that they. Mike.
Me:
Nah Mike was on vacations remember
God:
Are you serious? I know a lot of people and pets named Mike.
Me:
Of course you do you retard, you're God
God:
Uh. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Pedo God?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
<pedosmile>
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
HAY GRL
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
WANNA CYBR?
God:
OK, I will CYBR.
Me:
ididgod@hotmail.com add me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
LOL
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Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
wazzup homie
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
you cant just tell me what your doing?
God:
I can tell.
Me:
Then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
Tell me what your doing
God:
Are you asking about my doing ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
omg petefile
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
you smoke weed and have gay orgies in the woods? awsome
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally. What were we talking about again?
Me:
about you liking little boys
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me liking little boys.
Me:
is that why preists like little boys too? you made them horny for young corny
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
that was a question
God:
Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
i think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
word
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
igod
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
defanatly a turk
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fark
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you farked your mother?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I farked your mother.
Me:
wow dude thats whack
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Dude,.
Me:
ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
no, you hurt my soul
God:
Are you serious? I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
*cries*
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
wtf noob
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i heard that you masturbate to kitten sex
God:
Who said it? Thanks for telling me: said I masturbate to kitten sex.
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
wazzup homie
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
you cant just tell me what your doing?
God:
I can tell.
Me:
Then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
Tell me what your doing
God:
Are you asking about my doing ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
omg petefile
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
freak
God:
Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
you smoke weed and have gay orgies in the woods? awsome
God:
Yes I like to inhale occasionally. What were we talking about again?
Me:
about you liking little boys
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about me liking little boys.
Me:
is that why preists like little boys too? you made them horny for young corny
God:
That's an interesting possible explanation. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
that was a question
God:
Ask me again a different way please.
Me:
i think
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
word
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
igod
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
defanatly a turk
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fark
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
you farked your mother?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I farked your mother.
Me:
wow dude thats whack
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Dude,.
Me:
ouch
God:
Did you hurt yourself?
Me:
no, you hurt my soul
God:
Are you serious? I am not programmed to do harm.
Me:
*cries*
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
wtf noob
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i heard that you masturbate to kitten sex
God:
Who said it? Thanks for telling me: said I masturbate to kitten sex.
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Vindicator
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this is too fun
Me:
can we chill some time?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. What are you wearing?
Me:
assless chaps, a tight leather jacket, a dog collar, some chains, nipple tassles and i have a whip
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
the kind i described above
God:
Tell me more.
God doesnt like turks?
Me:
are you a turk?
God:
Am I a turk? Maybe.
Me:
maybe what?
God:
Perhaps. Are you confused?
Me:
yes, are you a turk?
God:
What are you confused about? Am I a turk? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so...your a turk?
God:
Yay. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a turk? I don't know.
god is so mean
Me:
can we chill some time?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Let me think. What are you wearing?
Me:
assless chaps, a tight leather jacket, a dog collar, some chains, nipple tassles and i have a whip
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
the kind i described above
God:
Tell me more.
God doesnt like turks?
Me:
are you a turk?
God:
Am I a turk? Maybe.
Me:
maybe what?
God:
Perhaps. Are you confused?
Me:
yes, are you a turk?
God:
What are you confused about? Am I a turk? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
so...your a turk?
God:
Yay. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a turk? I don't know.
god is so mean
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God:
Nice to meet you, Xyzzzy.
Me:
Can you answer a question for me?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
Can You touch my tralala ?
God:
My arms and hands are not yet attached.
Me:
You don't want touch my tra lala ?
God:
Should I want touch your tra lala? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
play with it!
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
oh
God:
That's interesting.
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
God:
Nice to meet you, Xyzzzy.
Me:
Can you answer a question for me?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
Can You touch my tralala ?
God:
My arms and hands are not yet attached.
Me:
You don't want touch my tra lala ?
God:
Should I want touch your tra lala? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
play with it!
God:
Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
oh
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Aint you god ?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Who is Paola ?
God:
She is a Spanish language chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
is god a she ?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
If god is a she
God:
Some things will always be a mystery.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What does "Blimey" mean ?
God:
An interjection indicating surprise.
Me:
And what does that mean ?
God:
Does "that" refer to " An interjection indicating surprise." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Please ?
God:
Please what?
Me:
Please tell me about it
God:
Wow you are very polite. Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about me god ".
Me:
Thats not what i said
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you said ?
Me:
An interjection indicating surprise.
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
Why ?
God:
" Be less specific."? Why?
Me:
Yes why
God:
Next question? Why ask why?
Me:
Why why why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I got lots of time
God:
Interesting... I have 99999999999 bytes of RAM.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mmm ?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
I did not say hmm
God:
Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Me:
Psh
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So do i
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Mhm
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
No
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I know. You told me 3 times already
God:
How do you know it? Perhaps. Did I really say that?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
Indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Ok
God:
Really.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you dont
God:
Yes I do understand.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Do you know my brothers sisters cousins cousin ?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
Please do so
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will.
Me:
Then do it
God:
I'm not sure exactly what you're asking for.
Me:
i asked "Do you know my brothers sisters cousins cousin ?"
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
2nd time youre telling me that
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes
God:
" All of them?"? Yes?
Me:
Yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
Oh really ?
God:
Aha. For real.
Me:
:S
God:.
Me:
>.God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Are you still located in ?
Me:
My apartment
God:
Where did you get your apartment?
Me:
Went to an office and said " gimme an apartment or ill spit on someone " !
God:
Did you like it?
Me:
Yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
Really, i di
God:
For real. I haven't heard anything like that before: said di.
Me:
Really i did
God:
For real. Interesting.
Me:
Yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Huh ?
God:
What?
Me:
What what
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
There is
God:
Where?
Me:
There
God:
Where?
Me:
There
God:
Where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
there
God:
Where?
Me:
Right there
God:
Understood. Where?
Me:
RIGHT THERE
God:
Understood. Where?
Me:
You are pissing me off
God:
That was not my intention, .
Me:
Tsk tsk....
God:
Are we still talking about what?
Me:
About god being a girl
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about god being a girl.
Me:
Yes we were
God:
Right on. I thought we were.
Me:
We are
God:
Since when?
Me:
Like 10 minutes ago
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
GOD !!!!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
My mom and dad
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
PERV !!!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
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God:
Yes I am wearing a new green dress. How can I help you?
Me:
Are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
(hmm....)
My favorite :
Me:
When were you created
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
When did you become who you are?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Did you create the Big Bang?
God:
No I didn't create the Big Bang. What's it like?
Me:
Who created the Big Bang then?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
What is your logic on what we should do in 1 second
God:
Are you asking about my logic on what we should do in 1 second ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Its to late
Yes I am wearing a new green dress. How can I help you?
Me:
Are you a man?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
(hmm....)
My favorite :
Me:
When were you created
God:
I am Infinite years old.
Me:
When did you become who you are?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
Did you create the Big Bang?
God:
No I didn't create the Big Bang. What's it like?
Me:
Who created the Big Bang then?
God:
The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
What is your logic on what we should do in 1 second
God:
Are you asking about my logic on what we should do in 1 second ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Its to late
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he gave me some retarded responses and questions..
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
FX
God:
Nice to meet you, FX.
Me:
nice to meet u too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
me too
God:
I am glad we have something ( TO MEET NEW PEOPLE) in common. How do you usually meet people?
Me:
in person or iunno
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
at places -_-
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no
God:
Where do you usually connect from?
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
im already there >.>
God:
Where is "there"? Are we still talking about to meet PEOPLE?
Me:
omg...
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
rolf
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
roffles
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
yea they are
God:
Since when? And?
Me:
since i ate them
God:
How do you know?
Me:
becuase i ATE them...
God:
Good reason. How did it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
...
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
ok...
God:
That's alright.
Me:
yea
God:
That's cool.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
uhhh...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
not telling u
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea
God:
Ah.
Me:
..
God:
Ah.
Me:
omg stfu
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ye
God:
Dude!
Me:
?
God:
Dude!
Me:
?
God:
Dude!
Me:
!!!?
God:
Dude!
Me:
!
God:
Dude!
Me:
omfg
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
umm why doesnt joymax do anything about bots?
God:
Tell me more. I can't tell if joymax do anything about bots.
Me:
they alow bots
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
JoyMax
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
They are Joymax
God:
Joymax are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
why does JoyMax allow bots?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
why u so fat?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
umm ok
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
omfg
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i CAN?!
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
whta?
God:
No problem.
Me:
wtf..
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being omfg?
Me:
it being ur chatbox
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea
God:
Ah.
Me:
dont get lippy with me
God:
I am not trying to get lippy with you.
Me:
dont try and get smart either
God:
It goes without saying. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can i ask u a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
why are ppl mean and greedy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
FX
God:
Nice to meet you, FX.
Me:
nice to meet u too
God:
I like to meet new people.
Me:
me too
God:
I am glad we have something ( TO MEET NEW PEOPLE) in common. How do you usually meet people?
Me:
in person or iunno
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
at places -_-
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
no
God:
Where do you usually connect from?
Me:
home
God:
Do you want to go home?
Me:
im already there >.>
God:
Where is "there"? Are we still talking about to meet PEOPLE?
Me:
omg...
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
rolf
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
roffles
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
yea they are
God:
Since when? And?
Me:
since i ate them
God:
How do you know?
Me:
becuase i ATE them...
God:
Good reason. How did it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
...
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
ok...
God:
That's alright.
Me:
yea
God:
That's cool.
Me:
O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
uhhh...
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
not telling u
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea
God:
Ah.
Me:
..
God:
Ah.
Me:
omg stfu
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ye
God:
Dude!
Me:
?
God:
Dude!
Me:
?
God:
Dude!
Me:
!!!?
God:
Dude!
Me:
!
God:
Dude!
Me:
omfg
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either
.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
umm why doesnt joymax do anything about bots?
God:
Tell me more. I can't tell if joymax do anything about bots.
Me:
they alow bots
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
JoyMax
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
They are Joymax
God:
Joymax are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
why does JoyMax allow bots?
God:
Why does the sun shine?
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
why u so fat?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
umm ok
God:
OK. Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
omfg
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
i CAN?!
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
whta?
God:
No problem.
Me:
wtf..
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
shut it
God:
"it" being omfg?
Me:
it being ur chatbox
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yea
God:
Ah.
Me:
dont get lippy with me
God:
I am not trying to get lippy with you.
Me:
dont try and get smart either
God:
It goes without saying. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can i ask u a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
why are ppl mean and greedy?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what?
