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i think it will be funny if someone does have sex with a robot and during sex, their batteries run out. the human wouldn't be able to turn the robot "on" hehe
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Dark Shifty wrote:i think it will be funny if someone does have sex with a robot and during sex, their batteries run out. the human wouldn't be able to turn the robot "on" hehe


i loled xD
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Crumpets wrote:
BlackFox wrote:oh my ... well real human is better then a robot .. hope nothing be broken for them ,when they have a love story ouch..


OMG THE FUCKING IRONY !


LMAO. FYI spiritBOTTER, i suggest you stay away from forum possts mentioning Robots, Bots, AI or anything like that. you WILL be flamed. lol
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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
if u get it my point... i am shocked....
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Japan will do it first. They did pioneer air sex after all.
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Cruor wrote:Japan will do it first. They did pioneer air sex after all.



Japanese ppl are THE weirdest ppl in the world...hands down....
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wow...humans. i for one, will never marry a robot.
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Cruor wrote:Japan will do it first. They did pioneer air sex after all.




hahahahahahahahaha....oh god..im gasping
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Hmm, I can see that happening.
But still, I think most people will prefer humans.
Though I guess you can see why people would like robots, because they'll never hate you or break your heart. But then again, they don't really like you either.

I for one will never have a robot relationship.

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I say it all depends, but if a robot was say to develop emotions on its own? not program with it. What makes something human is it our flesh, our hearts, our blood? What saparates us from the animals?
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Crumpets wrote:
KittyKat wrote:OMFG... My kids ain't doing that. Ima shoot em if they would do that...


Well better than what Spielberg said the future would look like.

Demolition max ... having sex was something like Meditating next to each other =/


Dont you mean "Demolition Man"? They wear helmets and watch porn O_o;

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I used to have one of those :roll: like in primary school.
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Megalomaniac wrote:
Crumpets wrote:
KittyKat wrote:OMFG... My kids ain't doing that. Ima shoot em if they would do that...


Well better than what Spielberg said the future would look like.

Demolition max ... having sex was something like Meditating next to each other =/


Dont you mean "Demolition Man"? They wear helmets and watch porn O_o;


Yeah that's the 1, they sorta meditate tho >.> Sorry for the weird 'Max' typo tho lol.
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Dystopia wrote:Id rather die a virgin, at least then id still have my dignity...

+1

yikes..people have no life...a robot? :?

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I'd.

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come on...so farking stupid
make sex with a machine?! whos the looser that prefer a machine to a real girl\boy?!

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XCaosX wrote:come on...so farking stupid
make sex with a machine?! whos the looser that prefer a machine to a real girl\boy?!

The question is; do you prefer your own hand or a robot?

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Waisha wrote:
XCaosX wrote:come on...so farking stupid
make sex with a machine?! whos the looser that prefer a machine to a real girl\boy?!

The question is; do you prefer your own hand or a robot?
hahahaha
go get a girlfriend(if ur a boy)
then tell me if you'll need to use ur hand again

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XCaosX wrote:
Waisha wrote:
XCaosX wrote:come on...so farking stupid
make sex with a machine?! whos the looser that prefer a machine to a real girl\boy?!

The question is; do you prefer your own hand or a robot?
hahahaha
go get a girlfriend(if ur a boy)
then tell me if you'll need to use ur hand again

Does it matter if I have a girlfriend or not. Robots are for those who can't get one or need more than a girlfriend.

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Olympe wrote:
Dystopia wrote:Id rather die a virgin, at least then id still have my dignity...

+1

yikes..people have no life...a robot? :?


+1

cept im not a virgin :D
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pentuim3HS wrote:
Olympe wrote:
Dystopia wrote:Id rather die a virgin, at least then id still have my dignity...

+1

yikes..people have no life...a robot? :?


+1

cept im not a virgin :D



what useless and unnecessary information....very childish almost...virgin like :shock: ....... :wink:
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I'd have sex with robot triplets.
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Olympe wrote:yikes..people have no life...a robot? :?


Yea ........ human can give you a real love and care.


hmm @Foilin do not say/call me a **** i am not .And stay away hmm i am not a *** so why stay away .And is nothing to lol about.
mwahahahahaha !!

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Idk..... 100 years ago a phone was "strange"

Nobody knows what the future will have

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People have been using foreign objects and battery-operated apparatuses for sexual stimulation for a very long time now, so it really comes to no surprise that the future holds a wider variety of options. o.O

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well at least when women say not 2 night men will answer not for you iam gonna go stick it on the vacuum girl
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Fug_Dup wrote:People have been using foreign objects and battery-operated apparatuses for sexual stimulation for a very long time now, so it really comes to no surprise that the future holds a wider variety of options. o.O
There's a very big difference between using a machine for physical stimulation and actually falling in love with a machine.
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Cruor wrote:
Fug_Dup wrote:People have been using foreign objects and battery-operated apparatuses for sexual stimulation for a very long time now, so it really comes to no surprise that the future holds a wider variety of options. o.O
There's a very big difference between using a machine for physical stimulation and actually falling in love with a machine.


i used to love my computer more than anyone else in my family...then it started acting like shit :x
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dom wrote:I'd have sex with robot triplets.

I was waiting.....



I'd take quads =]
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BlackFox wrote:hmm @Foilin do not say/call me a **** i am not .And stay away hmm i am not a *** so why stay away .And is nothing to lol about.


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