Some thing funny...

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:30 pm

Here are 12 of the finest double-meanings that were aired on TV & Radio

1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him. "

3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - " Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:
"There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

hehe Some of these are really funny

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:41 pm

haha those were really good

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:46 pm

5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said??"

LMAO

Panu · Post by **Panu** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:59 pm

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, " So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"

i laughed so hard i fell off my chair

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:11 pm

Imao ..... yea some of it was real funny LOL

arctic197 · Post by **arctic197** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:17 pm

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

What sport is this

alienjep · Post by **alienjep** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 10:53 am

that was really funny...

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:45 am

A-W-E-S-O-M-E where do you get this stuff?

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:10 pm

That made me laugh out loud.

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:16 pm

TwelveEleven wrote:A-W-E-S-O-M-E where do you get this stuff?

A friend emails it to me

magisuns · Post by **magisuns** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:32 am

OMFGGGG LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I"M DIEEEEING
I wuz tired a min ago n nao...
wow... ok i'm done laughing.... Tell me MORA 0w0

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Mon Oct 15, 2007 4:39 am

arctic197 wrote:
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."

What sport is this

Golf.

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