A stupid, yet funny thing my friend emailed me.

Stompy · Post by **Stompy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:30 am

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neela (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her student..

the teacher asked," Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neela had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.

While Boy. Waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Neela he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

She agreed.

Boy was brought in, and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

The principal looks at Ms Neela and tells her, "I think Boy.can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neela says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?"

The principal and Boy. Both agree.

Ms Neela asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: "Legs."

Ms Neela: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets.":

Ms Neela: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms Neela: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Neela: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Neela: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: ok.

Ms Neela: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Neela: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Neela: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Neela: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Neela: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wifeafter they're married?
Boy: FAMILY NAME

Ms Neela: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

"Send this Boy to oxford University ; I got the last ten questions Wrong myself!"

My freind sent me this in an email. I know wher ehe got it from, and if you do as well, dont start nothing please. Thanks

Antakiah · Post by **Antakiah** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:37 am

either this boy is very stupid,or very smart......

TroM · Post by **TroM** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:55 am

LOL...

StealMySoda · Post by **StealMySoda** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:11 am

Reminds me of the game "dirty minds' hehe.

[SD]happynoobing · Post by **[SD]happynoobing** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:41 am

Antakiah wrote:either this boy is very stupid,or very smart......

it's a boy from 1st grade, what do you expect?

rek · Post by **rek** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:08 am

Nice.

Manhor · Post by **Manhor** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:35 am

haha this is great.

-Evan · Post by **-Evan** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:42 am

Antakiah wrote:either this boy is very stupid,or very smart......

Why would the boy be stupid?... Just because he didn't have a dirty mind?

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:46 am

That story seriously had the worst grammar I've ever seen

AnemuS · Post by **AnemuS** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:03 am

this woman is hot!! :twisted:

probably if she is not old of cource, so many dirty things xD

FireVortex · Post by **FireVortex** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:59 pm

ROFLMAO.Damn thats one smart non-pervy kid ^^

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:42 am

i had them all right!

StaticX · Post by **StaticX** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:50 am

I'm a little sad...I didn't get a single one right except the multiples...DAMN MY PERVERTED MIND!

Post by **Rainigul** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:08 am

StealMySoda wrote:Reminds me of the game "dirty minds' hehe.

That game is harrrrrddddd.

Fun though.

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:58 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
StealMySoda wrote:Reminds me of the game "dirty minds' hehe.

That game is harrrrrddddd.

Fun though.

link please?? im interesteddd

San · Post by **San** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:46 am

Stormprobe wrote:
[SD]Rainigul wrote:
StealMySoda wrote:Reminds me of the game "dirty minds' hehe.

That game is harrrrrddddd.

Fun though.

link please?? im interesteddd

same here

Zak · Post by **Zak** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:37 pm

Pretty good, only got a few of them

MonstaH · Post by **MonstaH** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:39 pm

Best thing I've read here for a long time hahaha

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:52 pm

Hmm I have such a dirty mind... :roll:

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:20 pm

*bump*

come on no one has the game link to the fdirty mind htingy someonementioned?

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:25 pm

This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, some-times slowly sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:28 pm

Innovacious wrote:
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, some-times slowly sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

toothbrush!

Stormprobe · Post by **Stormprobe** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:14 pm

was i right? toothbrush?

Cyndaine · Post by **Cyndaine** » Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:27 pm

Stormprobe wrote:
Innovacious wrote:
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 6 inches long. The functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is quickly inserted, almost always willingly, some-times slowly sometime quickly, into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy sticky white substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less. What is it?

toothbrush!

that's the only thing i can think of too