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moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:48 pm

"Oh man another piece of shit but free MMORPG that is most likely from Korea. Why the hell do these guys keep putting this crap out and why the hell is there so many of them?

Graphics: Ok don't let the screenshots fool you, the graphics in this game look like a chicks ass after she just had two fists rammed in it. The only good part is the character models which look nice and have decent enough textures on them. Everything else is a bland, boring, and overall shitty looking. Sure the graphics in the screenshots sort of look like Guild Wars but then when you get in the game you realize you are a Farking moron. Once you leave the somewhat boring and ugly and shitty looking city... you go to a big field with one tree that looks like shit and NOTHING ELSE. Its a big stupid field full of nothing. Just green on the ground which looks like shit because the landscape looks like a retextured version of something on the original Half-Life engine. The enemies have the worst design anyone could ever believe. They range from stupid ass characters such as HAYSTACKS THAT HAVE KNIVES to Weasels. OH lets not forget the stone statues which look like shit and low-res. The whole damn enviornment is just boring and uninspiried. Why couldnt they think of something funner to kill like babies or cows? Not to mention the graphics for attack repeats the same two stupid up and down swings OVER AND OVER. Way to be creative, just like every other MMO it has the constant boring same Farking swings over and over. Why the hell can't anyone just make like 5 different animations? The graphics are a pure pile of bland feces.

Sound: The sound is just plain garbage. The music in the beginning menu is so awesome that i completley forgot what it sounds like. Of course you also get to hear the same god damn sound over and over as you swing your same repetitive animation. The sound is just there... it doesnt stand out as its nothing special. The ambient sounds are barely there. Basically you could turn off your speakers and would barely notice a difference with this crap.

Gameplay: Surpisingly they actually have a unique system of leveling up and combat. Oh wait, no they don't. Its same the Farking pile of shit moves and grinding as any other Farking korean MMO. You level up and put points into STRENGTH OR MAGIC. HOLY SHIT THEY ARE GETTING CRAZY. Then you also can level up certain skills like A SLASH THAT DOES EXTRA DAMAGE. Holy shit way to go guys! You did the same Farking thing that everyone else does! So you can either go with one handed weapons or two handed weapons and master them. Also you can master in ranged weapons. Holy shit! This is making me hard on how creative this is. But here is the kicker. YOU CAN MASTER IN MAGIC such as lightning! or fire! Hell Farking yeah! So then after you make your character out of one of the 5 heads and then choose body size you can go into the game. Then you can do some gay pointless quests that get you no where which just basically end up in you grinding. Theres a total of like ONE QUEST per level. Holy shit move over WoW! They have 1 quest a level! Not to mention the quest is Farking stupid and the translations are horrible. Clearly the people who translated this pile of shit that should have never been brought to the rest of the world either have downs syndrome or they are dyslexic. So then you just go around and grind and hit shit with your sword and then get better shit. You can then proceed to go farther out into the land and hit bigger shit until you are leveling up again. The only unqiue thing this game has at all is the fact that this piece of shit lets you buy disposable horses. Buy a horse and as soon as you get off it dissapears. Thats the biggest Farking retarded system ever. Where the **** did the horse go and why did it dissapear? The gameplay is basically all grinding and its boring as ****. Also there is nothing that hasnt been done before a million times in this game.

The Servers are a Farking pile of shit as well and always full. Full of abunch of cunts who just want to sell you items they bought at the vendor for more money then they bought it for. Thats so Farking sad.

Story: The story here is the developers want you to take a fat shit on their chest because they enjoy cleavland steamers.

I rather piss out kidney stones."

from here:http://www.videogamessuck.com/review191.html

this guy made my day. now bye bye lil' fellows and have your gay lil' life (yeah, u ppl kinda suck, don't ask why, u'd suck even more). and yeah, this forum is for morons that can cannot think by themselves and that only know how to go on and flaaaaaaaaaaame and play lil' bitch role with each other.
Yeah, SRO sucks, it's lame and gay. Free my arse and nice game experience my balls.
Go gay ppl.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:53 pm

And what is wrong whit free MMORPG and it is good is many of them ..
really what you want say of yours ...thread?

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:56 pm

Hey moloko next time you want to mouth off a good free game, try to get past lvl 5 ok ?

Everything you said makes no sense, you probably don't have any game experience. Silkroad Online IS the best looking FREE MMORPG.

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:56 pm

i really don't expect u to understand. just pick the option about your bot :wink:

DS^ · Post by **DS^** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:58 pm

I remove my brain wit rynoplasta or whatver

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:58 pm

dude. that's an article i found on the internet :banghead:

about my lvl...i'm lvl 55, moron..now go pick the option with the rhynoplasty

and one more thing...Q.E.D., dude.

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 3:59 pm

moloko wrote:i really don't expect u to understand. just pick the option about your bot

Haha. nice comeback. Guess your pissed YOUR bot got stuck on those ' annoying haystacks ' in the mangyang field.

Go back to WoW your fucking twat, this is a Silkroad FAN site

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:00 pm

dude, that was for black dawg...read the fking subject.
and u just Q.E.D-ed again... :roll:

Wu · Post by Wu » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:00 pm

I just read this article like 2 days ago lol

Its somewhat true, but its obviously written by a guy thats frustrated about logging in and the difficult leveling :roll:

Its not a review written from a.. neutral view

organic · Post by **organic** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:06 pm

moloko wrote:dude, that was for black dawg...read the fking subject.
and u just Q.E.D-ed again...

I wouldn't worry about him, he's a bit simple.

DS^ · Post by **DS^** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:06 pm

moloko wrote:dude, that was for black dawg...read the fking subject.
and u just Q.E.D-ed again...

Q.E.D = Quote Epsilon Data ??

SiriusDude · Post by **SiriusDude** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:06 pm

Did he even mention jobbing? Jobbing is what makes this game fun for most people. I like SRO because of the community and the fact that chinese is a "solo" race. Even the European race feels a lot different from games like WoW or GW for some reason. Probably the way the skills are "purchased" and stuff. Anyways, if you don't like the game just leave it alone and go back to WoW. No reason to call everyone who plays it gay just because you don't like the game.

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:09 pm

organic wrote:
moloko wrote:dude, that was for black dawg...read the fking subject.
and u just Q.E.D-ed again...

I wouldn't worry about him, he's a bit simple.

Yes for he who uses Q.E.D wrongfully shouldn't worry :roll:

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:14 pm

Q.E.D=quod erat demonstrandum :wink:

I know ppl are a bit simple, that's why they cannot think by themselves...That's why there's the option there "no, i like silkroad.."just for the q.e.d's sake.

feel free to pick it, ppl

and to the sirius dude: what jobbing?what's that?u mean u can actually have a decent job in this game? :shock:

(irony for those who had rhynoplasty)
and now serious:dude, wake up...or maybe not, keep sleeping, makes wonderful stuff to your skin.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:15 pm

Well anyway that's article you found on the internet .have any nonsens at all and plenty whit **, and you stop this nonsens you wrote....you know what.

southkorea321 · Post by **southkorea321** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:15 pm

lol Ive never seen someone flipping out so much over SRO

yeah, i agree with most of what you said

Jaume · Post by **Jaume** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:17 pm

oh my i thought Q.E.D ment Quantum Electro Dynamics :shock:

SiriusDude · Post by **SiriusDude** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:18 pm

Did you even try the triangular conflict?

DS^ · Post by **DS^** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:19 pm

moloko wrote:Q.E.D=quod erat demonstrandum

I know ppl are a bit simple, that's why they cannot think by themselves...That's why there's the option there "no, i like silkroad.."just for the q.e.d's sake. feel free to pick it, ppl

and to the sirius dude: what jobbing?what's that?u mean u can actually have a decent job in this game? (irony for those who had rhynoplasty)
and now serious:dude, wake up...or maybe not, keep sleeping, makes wonderful stuff to your skin.

I was close..

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:19 pm

What are u writing about, black dawg? u botting?well...u want me to give u a link?or a pic?...that used to be an avatar for like...30-40%of the ppl on the forums?neaha...

And south korea,i didn't write the stuff...if i had, it whould have been even more mean...but true

Sirius stuff, i'm sorry that u can't get an irony.well..nope, i lied...i'm not

Dark_Force · Post by **Dark_Force** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:21 pm

my brain removed in rynophlasty :roll:

ZiNC · Post by **ZiNC** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:25 pm

the layout of your text is so bad that im not going to read it(most of the member wont read)

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:27 pm

I don't really think i care

Xyzzzy · Post by **Xyzzzy** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:32 pm

moloko wrote:I don't really think i care

oh so you just posted it to make your penis bigger

gtfo we don't want more arrogant little pricks here

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:34 pm

Sorry, my genitals are not your genitals. But if you don't like written stuff, sorry, i just don't feel like making an audio tape and send it cause u're just too lazy to use your eyes. :roll:

btw, i'm sure the font in sro is...gorgeous

SiriusDude · Post by **SiriusDude** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:38 pm

Why'd you post this here?

ZiNC · Post by **ZiNC** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:40 pm

moloko wrote:Sorry, my genitals are not your genitals. But if you don't like written stuff, sorry, i just don't feel like making an audio tape and send it cause u're just too lazy to use your eyes.
btw, i'm sure the font in sro is...gorgeous

STFU noob if you dont like it then **** off.And if you dont care about how it looks why did you post is?now go **** yourself and quit making stupid posts.

moloko · Post by **moloko** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:40 pm

Because I am smart, and unlike u, I have a decent sense of humour :wink:

Btw, dudes, there's no way u can offend me...so take it as it seems

ZiNC · Post by **ZiNC** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:45 pm

moloko wrote:Because I am smart, and unlike u, I have a decent sense of humour
Btw, dudes, there's no way u can offend me...so take it as it seems

LoL what a noob you are a spam bot?didnt know spambots had such a wide *** hole,you must be version:89.69...look dude dont make us mad and get lost.

SiriusDude · Post by **SiriusDude** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:47 pm

moloko wrote:Because I am smart, and unlike u, I have a decent sense of humour
Btw, dudes, there's no way u can offend me...so take it as it seems

So this is what you're saying:

I posted this because I am smart

moloko wrote:this guy made my day. now bye bye lil' fellows and have your gay lil' life (yeah, u ppl kinda suck, don't ask why, u'd suck even more). and yeah, this forum is for morons that can cannot think by themselves and that only know how to go on and flaaaaaaaaaaame and play lil' bitch role with each other.
Yeah, SRO sucks, it's lame and gay. Free my arse and nice game experience my balls.
Go gay ppl.

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