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Reise wrote:
FireJammerXR wrote:I know one kid in my second grade math class that skipped. nobody else did because their parents wont let them play halo '
I cant play it wither. my mom said theres too much blood


You should tell your mom to shut up.

For all she knows Halo 3 has rainbows and smiley faces all over it.


THANKS A LOT

YOU JUST EARNED ME A SPANKING
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FireJammerXR wrote:
Reise wrote:
FireJammerXR wrote:I know one kid in my second grade math class that skipped. nobody else did because their parents wont let them play halo '
I cant play it wither. my mom said theres too much blood


You should tell your mom to shut up.

For all she knows Halo 3 has rainbows and smiley faces all over it.


THANKS A LOT

YOU JUST EARNED ME A SPANKING
MOTHERFUCKER


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FireJammerXR wrote:
Reise wrote:
FireJammerXR wrote:I know one kid in my second grade math class that skipped. nobody else did because their parents wont let them play halo '
I cant play it wither. my mom said theres too much blood


You should tell your mom to shut up.

For all she knows Halo 3 has rainbows and smiley faces all over it.


THANKS A LOT

YOU JUST EARNED ME A SPANKING
MOTHERFUCKER

If thats true, I have two things to say:
1)You're a retard. You obviously don't know when someone is being serious.
2)If momma is still spanking you, you need to GET OUT OF THE OTL NOW! If you're still that young almost everything here is way too mature for you.
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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no....I was spanking myself because im kinky like that

can I stay please?
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FireJammerXR wrote:no....I was spanking myself because im kinky like that

can I stay please?

not going to tell mommy about srf are you?
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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If she finds out about me posting on a forum im gonna have to work the cotton fields without water for 12 hours straight this weekend
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FireJammerXR wrote:If she finds out about me posting on a forum im gonna have to work the cotton fields without water for 12 hours straight this weekend

lmao I hope that is a joke
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Joke about age=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.
angelfire101 wrote:guys with tough balls should do this; go to joymax office and literally beat them up. now you guys should only beat up dudes who work on big offices of joymax. you must record it and make US SEE BLEEDING JOYMAX EMPLOYEES! AINT THAT FREAKIN GREAT!

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Belgarath wrote:Joke about age=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.



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FireJammerXR wrote:If she finds out about me posting on a forum im gonna have to work the cotton fields without water for 12 hours straight this weekend


Nice try at being funny.

As I have explained before, the jokes your 12 year old buddies would find funny, most of us will find retarded.
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[SD]draquish wrote:
Belgarath wrote:Joke about age=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.



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angelfire101 wrote:guys with tough balls should do this; go to joymax office and literally beat them up. now you guys should only beat up dudes who work on big offices of joymax. you must record it and make US SEE BLEEDING JOYMAX EMPLOYEES! AINT THAT FREAKIN GREAT!

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dom wrote:
FireJammerXR wrote:If she finds out about me posting on a forum im gonna have to work the cotton fields without water for 12 hours straight this weekend


Nice try at being funny.

As I have explained before, the jokes your 12 year old buddies would find funny, most of us will find retarded.


i feel the need....

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Belgarath wrote:Request granted. Although, special favors may be involved.



Again??
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*sigh*
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Fine!

I'm not swallowing this time.

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[SD]draquish wrote:
Belgarath wrote:Request granted. Although, special favors may be involved.



Again??
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*sigh*
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Fine!

I'm not swallowing this time.

C'mon!
its the difference between like and love
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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joke about oral sex = moderately funny

you win draquish












this time...
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Belgarath wrote:Joke about age=fail.
Joke about spanking self=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.


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Ryoko wrote:
Belgarath wrote:Joke about age=fail.
Joke about spanking self=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.


*fixed


Oh, Ryoko, how I love you. You can stop in vent to say hi at least once this year you know :roll: .
angelfire101 wrote:guys with tough balls should do this; go to joymax office and literally beat them up. now you guys should only beat up dudes who work on big offices of joymax. you must record it and make US SEE BLEEDING JOYMAX EMPLOYEES! AINT THAT FREAKIN GREAT!

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wait wait...there are some guys around the world that skip the school to play games!?!? hahahah dont wanna offend anyone of you but they're really looser's...if i skip school i go in city to have fun with other friends that skip the school...but i dont play videogames when i skip the school

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XCaosX wrote:wait wait...there are some guys around the world that skip the school to play games!?!? hahahah dont wanna offend anyone of you but they're really looser's...if i skip school i go in city to have fun with other friends that skip the school...but i dont play videogames when i skip the school


Each school year i skip 1+ months, this year i extended my summer break by 1 month and 1 week :)
Last year i skipped around 2 months :D

But i somehow never got past level 27 :D :D
I blame it on my former communist guild! :<

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Zypher wrote:
heroo wrote:lol what kind of nerds are those ? :shock:

and the adults that are trying to raise them call their self parents ? >>> what a joke




kids goes to school every day of the school year and misses one day to play a game and enjoy themselves?

nothing wrong with that


you're joking right ? you're Farking stupid if you place a game above school. school is your 1st priority, you can play after school.
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ltrbojevic wrote:
XCaosX wrote:wait wait...there are some guys around the world that skip the school to play games!?!? hahahah dont wanna offend anyone of you but they're really looser's...if i skip school i go in city to have fun with other friends that skip the school...but i dont play videogames when i skip the school


Each school year i skip 1+ months, this year i extended my summer break by 1 month and 1 week :)
Last year i skipped around 2 months :D

But i somehow never got past level 27 :D :D
I blame it on my former communist guild! :<


thats pretty much my last year as well on my old college

but the difference is, I REGRET IT
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RuYi wrote:Kids skipping school for a game, nothing new.
But that their parents actually let them skip.. :o


Yea :shock: really what a wierd moms there is ,how can they let the kids skip the school for a game :roll:
mwahahahahaha !!

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Belgarath wrote:Joke about age=fail.
Joke about mom=fail.
Joke about slavery=fail.
FireJammerXR=Fail.


:love:

Wonder if people think they're 'cool' by posting shit like firejammer did. I mean err hello?
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FireJammerXR wrote:joke about oral sex = moderately funny

you win draquish











this time...


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