The pirate is gone!

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:50 am

So you like his wife better or what? can i keep this one plsss people got moving boobs in their avy

i just want a pirate sig lol

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:50 am

P.S: ok i'll resize it. Sowwy Sowwy dont cry yet

Posei · Post by **Posei** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:51 am

It's a bit big for a sig

Nice pic though :wink:

Manhor · Post by **Manhor** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:59 am

girl is ugly, but costume is hawt lol.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:00 am

hehe, well at least is more apropiate than the other one you got.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:06 am

here's 3 more options

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:12 am

I promise I wont photoshop these pics <.<

Manhor · Post by **Manhor** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:14 am

haha looks like halloween costumes.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:48 am

I like it. Thank you. :)

xzaz · Post by **xzaz** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:18 am

Amelie wrote:here's 3 more options

Snudge · Post by **Snudge** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:08 am

Yarr!

tedtwilliger · Post by **tedtwilliger** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:25 am

All of them are ugly...

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:59 am

@ Kratos o.O LOL

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:55 pm

xzaz wrote:
Amelie wrote:here's 3 more options

QFT²

gamef · Post by **gamef** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:08 pm

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:15 pm

sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don’t Farking laugh at me!
bloodninja: This shit is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a Farking break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are Farking sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A Farking COP YOU DICKSHIT!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a Farking wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A Farking PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a Farking candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU DICKHEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

God I love bash.org

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:24 pm

^ I read through that, got a mixed reaction :/

RuYi · Post by **RuYi** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:29 pm

I can't believe I read all of that. -.-

@Kratos: Think 98% of the community here likes the female pirate mucho better than the ...other pirate. :3

Tasdik · Post by **Tasdik** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 2:46 pm

So much better = ]

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:05 pm

Weird how people, even girls prefer to see a sexy girl in pirate costume than a real pirate! Cmon he wasnt so ugly, poor him

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:07 pm

[SD]Kratos wrote:Weird how people, even girls prefer to see a sexy girl in pirate costume than a real pirate! Cmon he wasnt so ugly, poor him

Maybe was to big to look on hes ............And whit hes wierd panty on him. Yea so poor so hehehe

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:16 pm

lol @ convo

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:17 am

TwelveEleven wrote:lol @ convo

+1

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:18 am

I personally like the third pirate costume.

:love:

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:25 am

O MAH GOSH PIRAETS!!!!! OMG LOL YAY!!!!11!! WTF

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:25 am

Itonami wrote:I personally like the third pirate costume. :love: