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This time its a really funny joke.

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BOYS u gonna laugh until u fall on the floor, okay lets start.
One day, a very old man who is 90 years old went to a doctor, he was so happy, the old man said to the doc: Hi doctor, my wife which is 20 years old, brought me a baby.
The doctor smiled and said, okay listen i'm gonna tell u a story:
One day someone went to hunt a tiger, but, he took is umbrella and not the gun, he searched and searched... until he found the tiger, he aimed his umbrella on the tiger... boom, boom, boom... and the tige's died.
The old man wondered on, how did he kill the tiger on the umbrella and said: its impossible that the man kill a tiger on an umbrella, there must be another man that shot the tiger on a gun and killed it. and the doc said. Exactly...
Hahahaha... hope u understood.
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lol

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1) not funny
2) I lol`d at the fact the the first one got closed. First time i`ve ever seen a thread get locked because the joke was so bad.
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rofl, nice.
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not really funny sorry
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Please stop trying.

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o.O 2 RAWRs

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oh n sibly, try quoting the joke from a site.
its the way you tell the joke that makes the joke good or bad.
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The jokes are funny but you are 2 bored that u dont laugh.
Girls are just like the world's beautiful sun: when you look at them, they're beaaaauuutiful, but when you try to get closer to them, they might hurt you. XD

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I have a different kind of humor :twisted:
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It made me chuckle a little bit. :wink:
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Post by dom »

shbly12 wrote:The jokes are funny but you are 2 bored that u dont laugh.


I only like good jokes
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dom wrote:
shbly12 wrote:The jokes are funny but you are 2 bored that u dont laugh.


I only like good jokes

+1 xD
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I may have found the joke funny if it wasnt in engrish
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what the hell?!!??! stop trying!!
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MrFudge wrote:what the hell?!!??! stop trying!!

Agreed, listen to things like Theo Maassen or Hans Teeuwen if u are dutch 8)
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maxietheboss wrote:
MrFudge wrote:what the hell?!!??! stop trying!!

Agreed, listen to things like Theo Maassen or Hans Teeuwen if u are dutch 8)


or just listen to me if you're human
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MrFudge wrote:
maxietheboss wrote:
MrFudge wrote:what the hell?!!??! stop trying!!

Agreed, listen to things like Theo Maassen or Hans Teeuwen if u are dutch 8)


or just listen to me if you're human


But im not dutch or human :cry:
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Dude stop -_- Go play on the freeway or so but please stop XD Or link us to a good site with jokes
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^ your sig is kinda revealing xD
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maxietheboss wrote:
MrFudge wrote:what the hell?!!??! stop trying!!

Agreed, listen to things like Theo Maassen or Hans Teeuwen if u are dutch 8)


+1, http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=ibP51zARUSU :D :D

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