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SRO jokes plz post here!

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What did hyeongcheon guard say to hyeongcheon?

nothing cz they cnt speak without a head :D

ye sux........... :oops:

but plz post any jokes you can think of :)
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why are there so many bugs in sro???

becuase of Joymax
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haha nice
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Wrong section lol.
Wasn't there a joke thread made before in GD?
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ye but i cnt find it anymre
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Why did you post this thread in Characters and Skills thread AND General Discussion thread?!?!?!?!? :banghead:
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When we speak with JoyMax about the the bug make yarakan stuck with the wall and don't move - don't spwan , they said : it's not a bug .. it's the truth that Yarakan is Blind that's why he don't see the wall and stuck with it ...

They also said that's why he doing great AOE attack to avoid his disability ..

And when we asked them why ISY don't stuck with walls and so to let people kill her easier they said : that's impossible to let ISY stuck and don't move .. she is a nice lady and men always think about something we can't let them make in the game ..

After hearing that I go to search about the truth in talakamkan and after 5 hours of hard search a champion hunter told me that ISY was a member of Nya society but she did that action with yarakan .. and when the board knew about that matter they said that's a shame on the nya people .. and they should have no females in the city .. they made karakoram as a prison of ISY and all females and bring penons and yeti to protect the prison .. they also decided to turn yarakan into blind one as a penalty ..

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Other soilder told me that they cut off hyeongcheon head because he was watching yarakan with ISY .. I'm not sure but I will ask isy when I meet her the next time
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Post by deep.in »

RuYi wrote:Wrong section lol.
Wasn't there a joke thread made before in GD?


Yes...but,

Why uniques always late with spawning?
Because they cannot connect due to server traffic

:)
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deep.in wrote:
RuYi wrote:Wrong section lol.
Wasn't there a joke thread made before in GD?


Yes...but,

Why uniques always late with spawning?
Because they cannot connect due to server traffic

:)


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Indeed wrong section. I'm trying hard to think of a joke though >_>

Moving this to GD
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deep.in wrote:

Why uniques always late with spawning?
Because they cannot connect due to server traffic

:)


best joke about SRO, so true :roll:
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deep.in wrote:
RuYi wrote:Wrong section lol.
Wasn't there a joke thread made before in GD?


Yes...but,

Why uniques always late with spawning?
Because they cannot connect due to server traffic

:)


Haha i heard that one before.
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elnawawi wrote:Other soilder told me that they cut off hyeongcheon head because he was watching yarakan with ISY .. I'm not sure but I will ask isy when I meet her the next time


LMAO xD

nice one... it really made me ROFL
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deleted it, sorry :S i dont want to hurt anyone
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I found a bug
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_VeniceFTW_ wrote:not mine,i just read it there somewhere:

whats the difference beetween blader and cancer?

???

cancer can actually kill you :PP


not funny lame 4ss b1tch :x
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GlennNL22 wrote:
_VeniceFTW_ wrote:not mine,i just read it there somewhere:

whats the difference beetween blader and cancer?

???

cancer can actually kill you :PP


not funny lame 4ss b1tch :x


I agree....Twice the same lame thread...
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Whats the difference between my ass and joymax gm's?
...my ass actually gives a shit
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Drake wrote:Whats the difference between my ass and joymax gm's?
...my ass actually gives a shit

rofl :D
@_VeniceFTW_ , Bad joke tbh , but i like ur sig :)
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lamest joke ever:

why did the lvl 31/32 chicken cross the road?

to kill someone
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What build is Chuck Norris in SRO?

He's Pure str badass!

What is Chuck Norris' fav. choice of weapon? His fists, which get 1mil crit every time!

Yeah, these are lame, but so am I
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GlennNL22 wrote:
_VeniceFTW_ wrote:not mine,i just read it there somewhere:

whats the difference beetween blader and cancer?

???

cancer can actually kill you :PP


not funny lame 4ss b1tch :x

Glenn finally :D you still play one venice server


@deep.in they can't connect due server traffic AND have dc's every 10 sec :D
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some of these are good but....
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[SD]Kratos wrote:
GlennNL22 wrote:
_VeniceFTW_ wrote:not mine,i just read it there somewhere:

whats the difference beetween blader and cancer?

???

cancer can actually kill you :PP


not funny lame 4ss b1tch :x


I agree....Twice the same lame thread...



yea cancer is not something to joke about.
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Post by blackfalcon »

why is it so easy for lvl 50+ to kill tg?



cuz she cant fight back cuz of lag :D




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poehalcho wrote:lamest joke ever:

why did the lvl 31/32 chicken cross the road?

to kill someone


:D

I find it funny because it's happened to me so many times.
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Post by bakman »

mikez0r wrote:
Drake wrote:Whats the difference between my ass and joymax gm's?
...my ass actually gives a shit

rofl :D
@_VeniceFTW_ , Bad joke tbh , but i like ur sig :)


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deep.in wrote:
RuYi wrote:Wrong section lol.
Wasn't there a joke thread made before in GD?


Yes...but,

Why uniques always late with spawning?
Because they cannot connect due to server traffic

:)
rofl!
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Drake wrote:Whats the difference between my ass and joymax gm's?
...my ass actually gives a shit


i had to laugh :D
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