[Good english] Joymax knows how to...

Crni_Vatreni · Post by **Crni_Vatreni** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:34 am

...make ppl laugh, by writing stupid things like:

...or:

lol, try to find some more funny english by JM.

southkorea321 · Post by **southkorea321** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:56 am

PB_and_J · Post by **PB_and_J** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:03 am

Almost every skill description.

ThatBluePerson · Post by **ThatBluePerson** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:05 am

Yeah Im pretty sure they use Google Translate to translate SRO. Thats how much they care.

snigglez · Post by **snigglez** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:20 am

wasnt the first quest with the jagan south guard a spelling mistake or error too..??

something about going east but your suppose to go west. hahah

Jstar1 · Post by **Jstar1** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:26 am

I hate how koreans are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, koreans can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous

rumpleKillskin · Post by **rumpleKillskin** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:28 am

lol
online translators ftw

MiKe 51-50 · Post by **MiKe 51-50** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:41 am

from the 1st sum

Infstdraynor · Post by **Infstdraynor** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:46 am

A lot of skill description sound like fortune cookies.

"Infuse yourself with the wind to rip through the enemy's vital point".

Sauron · Post by **Sauron** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:49 am

What do you expect.. not everyone is perfect lol

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:56 am

You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

disclaimer · Post by **disclaimer** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:01 am

Sauron wrote:What do you expect.. not everyone is perfect lol

Yes, but there is a difference between imperfection and complete failure.

miladq88 · Post by **miladq88** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:15 am

no one is forcing u to play the game if u dont ..... like it dont play the game

Infstdraynor · Post by **Infstdraynor** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:17 am

DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.

shinichitai · Post by **shinichitai** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:45 am

Infstdraynor wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.

thats only something someone who never learned an asian language would say.
"While many native speakers see to forget this, English is actually quite difficult to learn because of pronunciation issues and irregular verbs; in English, many words are spelled the same but sound different depending on the meaning. This makes the English language hard to understand even for people whose native tongue is a related language."

Disturbed · Post by **Disturbed** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:50 am

DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

They're a Business, Usually you try to have a high quality product.

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:53 am

Jstar1 wrote:I hate how koreans are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, koreans can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous

You do know koreans outsourced the translations to a UK company right?

so lets rephrase your ignorance.

Jstar1 wrote:I hate how ppl in the UK are obsessed with english and work so hard to become fluent in the language

but when it comes to stuff like translating games, or writing signs for tourists in korea, or important international meetings, ppl in the UK can't speak english for crap

its ridiculous

i know its ludicrous

:roll:

SoBlu · Post by **SoBlu** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:24 am

Everything starting with the company name Joymax sounding more like a porn studio then a video game company.

egyptology · Post by **egyptology** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:31 am

Infstdraynor wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:You guys should go to Korea and make a video of you guys speaking perfect Korean... Thats right didnt think so

It's different, Asian languages are far more difficult than English, which is one of the easiest language to learn.

English is the most difficult languange in the world to learn. English has the most number of irregular verbs, the most nonsensical grammar and also has two versions of each tense (unlike every other language, which only has one version of each tense). Unlike asian countries which have a fixed grammar language; apart from learning the diction/vocabulary, there is no challenge to them.

English...idioms, expceptions, extra tenses, slang, etc.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:41 am

egyptology wrote:[...]English is the most difficult languange in the world to learn. [...]

i speak 6 other languages and english was the easiest one.

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:45 am

It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product, as oppose to maximizing return.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:47 am

Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.

syl i think they need more common sense.

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:48 am

Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.

syl i think they need more common sense.

Common sense isnt common.

Amelie · Post by **Amelie** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:49 am

Sylhana wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.

syl i think they need more common sense.

Common sense isnt common.

i knew you'd say that. :love:

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:50 am

Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:
Amelie wrote:
Sylhana wrote:It shouldnt be too hard for Joymax to hire one person to proof-read their translation work for the international edition. Its the little things like these that reflect the amount of commitment the company puts in to developing its product.

syl i think they need more common sense.

Common sense isnt common.

i knew you'd say that.

I had a feeling you knew I was going to say that :love:

P.s get on msn -.-

Gwai_lo · Post by **Gwai_lo** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:13 am

You Think English is Easy???

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, or meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visib Le, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

PS. - Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"

Nyte · Post by **Nyte** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:33 am

At least they try =p

IMO yea i think English is one of the easiest languages in the world when compared to others.

VforVendetta · Post by **VforVendetta** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:43 am

/Claps, very good point about the English language, native speakers may find it easy, but for other people such as Eastern Asian countries even the letters or the way words are formed are completely alien to them. Learning English isn't all that easy, especially with the words that can have many meanings in the same sentence.

foudre · Post by **foudre** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:08 am

lol the skill Grad Reverse, supposed to res multiple people, did they really mean grad reverse, or wast the skill supposed to have been called grand reverse, and they just typed that in a bunch of places and decided to leave it?

Dark Shifty · Post by **Dark Shifty** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:39 am

miladq88 wrote:no one is forcing u to play the game if u dont ..... like it dont play the game

off topic, supa_fly likes men

on topic, lol at the 8 ) haha