The official Silkroad Jokes Thread

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:47 am

DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...

hemagoku · Post by **hemagoku** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:48 am

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:18 am

Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...

Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:23 am

DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

Well, you can't judge a book by it's cover... silly.

[TS]=Hark=[TS] · Post by **[TS]=Hark=[TS]** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:24 am

how can you talk like a man? doesnt everyone speak the smae language here... english?

fena · Post by **fena** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:24 am

DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

He's just kidding, darling. A real lady would have taken extreme offense at that comment. Maybe a slap or two. Besides, he has a male character in SRO. Never met a girl who has a male character, although I can't say the same for it being vice versa.

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:27 am

fena wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

He's just kidding, darling. A real lady would have taken extreme offense at that comment. Maybe a slap or two. Besides, he has a male character in SRO. Never met a girl who has a male character, although I can't say the same for it being vice versa.

D2A is a girl. The reason people commonly mistake her for a guy is because she made a male character to prevent being flirted with ingame. It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:27 am

fena wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

He's just kidding, darling. A real lady would have taken extreme offense at that comment. Maybe a slap or two. Besides, he has a male character in SRO. Never met a girl who has a male character, although I can't say the same for it being vice versa.

Kind_Tsarkon/Black_Mamba???

fena · Post by **fena** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:33 am

What the ****? Black_Mamba and D2A are girls?
Okay... fena is absolutely mortified and is going to bed now.

[Edit:]
Oh, and sorry, girls. I had no idea.

ThiefzV2 · Post by **ThiefzV2** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:38 am

I've spoken to D2A on Vent before when she helped me out with my build.... I was very amazed when I found out D2A was a she. :shock:

Being sexually harassed is not fun and given D2A's status and wealth, I don't blame her. Imagine the tons of msgs that relates to her gender...

DarkJackal · Post by **DarkJackal** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:27 am

You should hear her on vent ;d.

I fell in love with her when I first heard her voice <3.

rek · Post by **rek** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:51 am

labarada wrote:ok im gonna give it a shot( probaly not gonna be funny cause its off the top of my head).

Ok, so a mangang and a monia walk in to the bar. They both order come med hp pots and a large pet heal. The mangang is served his items first which makes the movia mad. The movia says hay giimie your stuff or ill kill you. The mangang just laughs and says"lol man ive been here longer so ill pwn you". the movia gets mad and pushes the mangang. So the mangang takes out his cleaver. But his health is barely moving. The moving throws a couple of blows on the mangang and kills him As the movias sitting the dead on the floor all he can think is, WTF WERE THE SAME LEVEL HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. the mangang then looks at the movias name to realize he is a party mob." oh man". " well i better get a res" he then continues to yell:ressssssssss, ressssssss." wtf, he thinks ,I know there are high levels here. He then glances at a sign above the bar door which reads"bAR ONLY FOR WARRIORS, AND ROGUES".

OK LEEVE POST IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

teehee..

Website · Post by **satman83** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:12 am

labarada wrote:ok im gonna give it a shot( probaly not gonna be funny cause its off the top of my head).

Ok, so a mangang and a monia walk in to the bar. They both order come med hp pots and a large pet heal. The mangang is served his items first which makes the movia mad. The movia says hay giimie your stuff or ill kill you. The mangang just laughs and says"lol man ive been here longer so ill pwn you". the movia gets mad and pushes the mangang. So the mangang takes out his cleaver. But his health is barely moving. The moving throws a couple of blows on the mangang and kills him As the movias sitting the dead on the floor all he can think is, WTF WERE THE SAME LEVEL HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. the mangang then looks at the movias name to realize he is a party mob." oh man". " well i better get a res" he then continues to yell:ressssssssss, ressssssss." wtf, he thinks ,I know there are high levels here. He then glances at a sign above the bar door which reads"bAR ONLY FOR WARRIORS, AND ROGUES".

OK LEEVE POST IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

Yea...dont give up your day job ok....¬_¬

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:52 am

Itonami wrote:
fena wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

You didn't know? I thought everyone knew...
Well you talked like a man. I dont really know you so well so sorry

He's just kidding, darling. A real lady would have taken extreme offense at that comment. Maybe a slap or two. Besides, he has a male character in SRO. Never met a girl who has a male character, although I can't say the same for it being vice versa.

D2A is a girl. The reason people commonly mistake her for a guy is because she made a male character to prevent being flirted with ingame. It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.

+ infinity. Someone speaking from experience.

DarkJackal wrote:You should hear her on vent ;d.

I fell in love with her when I first heard her voice <3.

Very sweet of you. It seems like you fall in love with everyone's female voice.

rune111 · Post by **rune111** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:00 am

Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!

http://www.rev6.com/index.php?site=player&player=61210 :roll:

Blurred · Post by **Blurred** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:03 am

IEatNoobs123 wrote:What's the difference between a blader and cancer?

Cancer can actually kill you

lmfao! thats fuc.ked!

Nijushiho · Post by **Nijushiho** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:04 am

Itonami wrote: It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.

Sorry Ito, didn't mean to harass you ^^. I just lubbbb youu!!!!1!!

On topic though: Call me mr. Cranky, but so far I didn't find any of these jokes funny. I'll try to dig up some Blackadder-like comments about SRO later today.

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:07 am

rune111 wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!

http://www.rev6.com/index.php?site=player&player=61210

How many times do I have to say it? Having sosuns does not mean you are strong/good. I've seen many people with full sosuns, yet are so weak or die so easily. The person in the link is a nuker, and I kill all nukers in less than 2 seconds regardless of how many sosuns they have.

Death2U wrote:
maxietheboss wrote:i guess D2A on greece

+ infinity.

Everyone knows I am the best/strongest SRO player evar!!!
And no, it's just not because of the gears, it's mostly because of the builds and skills.

Here are the factors that determine how strong someone is.
Skills: 40% (self-explanatory... most people have sosuns but dont know how to wield the power and play like a n00b, spamming 1-2-3)

Build: 35% (very important, u will suck if u have a weak build no matter how much suns u have to save your ass... and build is mainly determine by how you use your str/int points and your 300 mastery)

Gears: 24% (gears only give you the potential to shine, contrary to what most people think... many people in greece have full sosuns but they are die so easily in my hands and i've destroyed guilds full of level 80 sosun botters by myself)

Gender: 1% Females can multitask much better

Cruor · Post by **Cruor** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:07 am

Itonami wrote:It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.

What about in RL?

And this is the real reason why uniques don't spawn on schedule.

Nijushiho · Post by **Nijushiho** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:10 am

Death2U wrote:Gender: 1% Females can multitask much better

I beg to differ: I can play SRO, listen to music, pick my nose AND scratch my bum simultaneously. PHEAR ME!!!11!ONE

BlueRed · Post by **BlueRed** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:12 am

Cruor wrote:
Itonami wrote:It's not fun to be sexually harassed in a GAME.
What about in RL?

And this is the real reason why uniques don't spawn on schedule.

LOL!!!!!!ROFL!!

"ON STRIKE, FU.CK JOYMAX" LOL!!

Vandango · Post by **Vandango** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:13 am

Nijushiho wrote:
Death2U wrote:Gender: 1% Females can multitask much better

I beg to differ: I can play SRO, listen to music, pick my nose AND scratch my bum simultaneously. PHEAR ME!!!11!ONE

Same Here i Can Grind , Listen To Music , Mod SRF and Chat To Key-j On Msn And to Crumpets on my xfire All Day Long

Beat That XD

Anyways On With the jokes now

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:27 am

Blurred wrote:
IEatNoobs123 wrote:What's the difference between a blader and cancer?

Cancer can actually kill you

lmfao! thats fuc.ked!

But true though

I like that one.

Diaspora · Post by **Diaspora** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:04 pm

no wonder some people refer to D2A as a he while others refer to as a she.

AnemuS · Post by **AnemuS** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:14 pm

O_O my sig was used to make jokes xD

DarkJackal · Post by **DarkJackal** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:27 pm

lol I do agree its nost JUST gear, but ACTUALLY having sosuns DOES make you strong, depsite what you may think, I mean seriously, how can you think it doesn't o.o, try playing your char without full sosuns then fight the noobs with full sosuns =.=, no amount of skill you have will allow you to beat somoene when your dmg barely dents somoene.

penfold1992 · Post by **penfold1992** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:18 pm

ventrilo?

um... i dunno if this is aloud to talk about but what vent servers are u on? is ther a sro forums one!

is ther a ts as well? i have both

if we arnt supposed to talk about it

im sorry and dnt ban me

[SD]Master_Wong · Post by **[SD]Master_Wong** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:22 pm

what do you get when you cross a game, drunk guy and a company?

joymax..

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:37 pm

Who is the one chick in this game you don't wanna mess with?

D2A

CobbZ · Post by **CobbZ** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:37 pm

These jokes are all shite.

The blader/cancer joke NEARLY cracked a grin.

Seriously.