The official Silkroad Jokes Thread

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:12 pm

This Thread is intended for Silkroad jokes

So if you have any jokes related to SRO that you heard/ make up that you wanna add here, you are more than welcome, it can be any type of jokes including knock knocks, chicken cross the road, even poems

however some ground rules:

1. No racist jokes, only on game play and the game itself, Joymax jokes are welcome
2. Please keep the jokes as clean as possible
3. If enough people contribute we might get a sticky

Here's my example:

Why are Chkjis so weak???

..because They are using a level 1 spear!

Also another one:

Why are Hyoncheons so slow?

....because they are missing their brains

(hyoncheons have no heads? get it? ) lol

so start making the jokes up guys and girls

Thanks, and looking forward for a good laugh

TyeMaiShu · Post by **TyeMaiShu** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:24 pm

why does uruchi never spawn on schedule?

because hes busy f*cking isy

damn i guess i missed rule 2 didnt i

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:28 pm

Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

BryaN · Post by **BryaN** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm

deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

lol

keny_paintball · Post by **keny_paintball** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:30 pm

Why lord yarkan is soooo strong?

Because he's lvl 80! puahahahaha! XD

ok i shut ^,...,^

sunny rays · Post by **sunny rays** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:31 pm

deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

lol

soxdrop · Post by **soxdrop** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:33 pm

deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

hehe other version:

why are so many bots in silkroad ?

gms don't have premium ticket

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:35 pm

sunny rays wrote:
deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

lol

I lol'd as well LOL

keep it comming guys

fuzzyfour20 · Post by **fuzzyfour20** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:36 pm

Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???

To get back to his Desktop of course...

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:43 pm

When you are being recruited for a Guild, the Guild master will always ask which country and city are you from?

and you always say... I am from Jangan

UniQ · Post by **UniQ** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:54 pm

fuzzyfour20 wrote:Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???

To get back to his Desktop of course...

LOL (at your sig^^)

destructionmama · Post by **destructionmama** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:01 pm

here's another one:

What did teh 10plz begger say when he is hungry?

...."I am gonna go farm now

"

Megalomaniac · Post by **Megalomaniac** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:02 pm

fuzzyfour20 wrote:Why did the SRO player cross the ferry???

To get back to his Desktop of course...

LMAO! Too true xD

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:13 pm

Why is this game called Silkroad ?

I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T !

)

realfoxboy · Post by **realfoxboy** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:16 pm

deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

hilarious!

139022 · Post by **139022** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:18 pm

heroo wrote:Why is this game called Silkroad ?

I DONT KNOW ! ( HAHAHAHAHAH, you get it ? I DON'T ! )

rofl wtf!!!

Death2U · Post by **Death2U** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:23 pm

Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:28 pm

Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!

heheheh..yeah that a good >joke<

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:05 am

Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!

You're a chick? Nice....

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:15 am

DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

That was a joke too

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:17 am

deep.in wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

That was a joke too

Oh...

Yoji_CN · Post by **Yoji_CN** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:24 am

Joke : Joymax

Saberdude · Post by **Saberdude** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 1:29 am

DragonTalon wrote:
deep.in wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

That was a joke too
Oh...

lol

Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!!

Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^

DragonTalon · Post by **DragonTalon** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:20 am

Saberdude wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
deep.in wrote:
DragonTalon wrote:
Death2U wrote:Why is Death2All the strongest SRO player?

Because she just is!!!
You're a chick? Nice....

That was a joke too
Oh...

lol

Why do Hyoncheons keep shouting Heads!!! heads!! I want some heads!!!

Cause they want you to get on ur knee's.... ^^

Your sig is so freakin hypnotizing

MiKe 51-50 · Post by **MiKe 51-50** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:23 am

Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax

lol

Vandall · Post by **Vandall** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:57 am

MiKe 51-50 wrote:
Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax

lol

i lol'd irl

IEatNoobs123 · Post by **IEatNoobs123** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:03 am

What's the difference between a blader and cancer?

Cancer can actually kill you

Sylhana · Post by **Sylhana** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:06 am

Yoji_CN wrote:Joke : Joymax

Its not funny because its true

Why did the alchemy junky (inguild joke <.<) cross the road?

He got lost on his way to buy more lucky powder.

Why is carpal tunnel syndrome your friend?

Its your body's way of saying you should get out more.

Why did the full sosun sro char had a halo on its head?

Its not a halo, its retinal detachment <.<.

John: Why didnt you reply to me when I pmed you?
Jane: 123123214123fu
Jane:24124giana3242t
Jane:23423stupid
Jane:234123chat
Jane:2131231filter

DShadow · Post by **DShadow** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 3:07 am

deep.in wrote:Why uniques don't spawn in time?

Because they can't connect due to server traffic

Erm... ^^

Hehe that's my favorite out of all of them

labarada · Post by **labarada** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:45 am

ok im gonna give it a shot( probaly not gonna be funny cause its off the top of my head).

Ok, so a mangang and a monia walk in to the bar. They both order come med hp pots and a large pet heal. The mangang is served his items first which makes the movia mad. The movia says hay giimie your stuff or ill kill you. The mangang just laughs and says"lol man ive been here longer so ill pwn you". the movia gets mad and pushes the mangang. So the mangang takes out his cleaver. But his health is barely moving. The moving throws a couple of blows on the mangang and kills him As the movias sitting the dead on the floor all he can think is, WTF WERE THE SAME LEVEL HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD. the mangang then looks at the movias name to realize he is a party mob." oh man". " well i better get a res" he then continues to yell:ressssssssss, ressssssss." wtf, he thinks ,I know there are high levels here. He then glances at a sign above the bar door which reads"bAR ONLY FOR WARRIORS, AND ROGUES".

OK LEEVE POST IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY