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dont think i ever done any big bad things

ive mooned some teachers
walked around pantless in the parking lot a few times
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i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:

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Krocodile wrote:i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:


Lol, Just watched Disturbia.... but nice try
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Well I had sex in the bathroom with a girl (Omfg a girl!!!!111oneoneone) but there isn't really a rule that says i can't :?
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Well nothing real serious...i got and exhibition driving citation in the parking lot. and i talked to the cop for 3 hours lying my way out of vandalism charges. otherwise just normal stuff, making a human wall right before the lunch rush, hehe one whole quarter of one of my classes was all in the comp lab, so i spent the whole quarter on srf. then i quit attending school for the rest of the year.
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Key-J wrote:
Krocodile wrote:i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:


Lol, Just watched Disturbia.... but nice try


who said i was lying,she died this Feburary =.=
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I was never a really bad kid in school LOL, at least that's what the teachers think :)

I was very aggressive, and I jsut don't like wasting time talking, but taking actions (fighting)

I like to play soccer during lunch, and there is always this guy who comes and take the ball away and start dribbling it everywhere, and he is not playing the game! so the game has to be stopped until he is finished with it, or until somebody take the ball away, my friends just won't stand up to him for whatever reason??!?

So one day I've had enough, and the moment he randomly comes and start dribbling the soccer ball, I ran up, punch him in the face and wrestled him to the ground, we had a little fight until our friends broke us up (no teachers were around so I was not caught)

later that week we had another fight in the hall way, All I can remember is that I shoved him in a locker and made a dent :) mind you I am a chinese guy :D wasn't caught either and our friends broke us off again

anyways after a long time we became friends (yes! WTF!)

Also another time a group of my friends are chill'n in the orchestra room, this guy kept poking me with the violin bow while I was praticing. Then I just stood up and shoved him across the room, it was a very violent move, there were like music stands and instruments around. SO ya he fell and all the music stands + chairs went down like dominos, that taught him not to mess with a musician :)

anyways because he was holding two bows (for poking me) both bows broke, and these things are expensive indeed! He ran away, and I threw the bows behind a high cupboard. Everyone else in the room just looked at me like I was crazy :) anywys I said, "carry on" and everyone continue what they are doing like nothign happened LOL. And I was never caught :)

at least those are the once I remember :)
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ehh lets just say i just do wat im suppose to and then after school just go play football/ hang out with friends, same thing all school year
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threw a calculater at a teacher for kicking me out of class....i got OSS for 5 days..(out school suspension)
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I put my finger in the teachers ass,and then i make him smell my finger.
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Spit on my own hand and than gave the teacher a bitchslap, and laughed at @ her face.
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Key-J wrote:
Krocodile wrote:i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:


Lol, Just watched Disturbia.... but nice try



LMFAO k-jey wierd i just did too lol and i was readin it and im thinkin yeahpp disturbia

and btw its reallyyyyy really easy to get the house arrest bracelets off///
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Dystopia wrote:
Key-J wrote:
Krocodile wrote:i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:


Lol, Just watched Disturbia.... but nice try



LMFAO k-jey wierd i just did too lol and i was readin it and im thinkin yeahpp disturbia

and btw its reallyyyyy really easy to get the house arrest bracelets off///


i dont have one...yet...so fer future reference ...DO TELL!
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TwelveEleven wrote:Well I had sex in the bathroom with a girl (Omfg a girl!!!!111oneoneone) but there isn't really a rule that says i can't :?




in my school the bathrooms...well there not much better than public restrooms so i wouldn't even think about doing something like that in there >>



i think the worst thing i ever did a glue a kick me sign to theb ack of someone shirt.....i know im just a regular badass
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In 8th grade I passed out during class once cause I put vodka in my water bottle.

Smoked weed in the bathroom last year at school.

Snorted aderal in class this year, snuck off campus to smoke cigs every lunch. Got expelled for saying I wanted to kill one of my teachers.
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Dystopia wrote:
Key-J wrote:
Krocodile wrote:i punched a teacher.After my grandma died i was kinda slacking at school so my teacher comes up to me and says "You think just because a family member of your dies,you can just slack off,what would your grandmother think?" so i punched him and got 3 months house arrest,best 3 months of my life :shock:


Lol, Just watched Disturbia.... but nice try



LMFAO k-jey wierd i just did too lol and i was readin it and im thinkin yeahpp disturbia

and btw its reallyyyyy really easy to get the house arrest bracelets off///


LOL! I just watched that last night - I'm not even kidding. I downloaded it on PSPIso and watched it on Windows Media Player. But I kept skipping through all the boring parts. :P and when I was reading it, I was thinking, "wtf... isn't that what happened in that movie?" Roflololollercopter. Strange that we're all watching the same movie at the same time.
But dooood, that girl (what was her name?) was hot. Especially the part where he goes into his dad's room with Ronnie and sees her getting out of that pool (not the part where the girl catches him). Yupp. But I thought the entire thing about how he gets under house arrest was kinda lame and all. Reminded me of how Step Up, atleast IMO, posed off of 8 Mile alot. Seems that movie plots just aren't that original anymore these days.

Oh, and what I've done? Well, I had this math teacher, right? And he came onto me. So I whipped out my lightsaber and told him to back off. And he pulled out his triple-action blaster and called in his fairy friends and I was like, "ZOMGOSH!" But I used the forse and they all came to the dark side and then we all had pie. True story.

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Got late by accident?
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its actually best not to take them off, its either you get away with it or you goto prison..and btw most stop working when its in water, some are water-proof those are alittle more complicated to get off, and im tryin 2 find out right now..
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Wow...am i the only good person here? >.>
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goodi goodi...jk. hehehe. I stabed a kid in the eye with a pair of scissors.
All i got was a lunch time detention.
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Bai wrote:Wow...am i the only good person here? >.>

No your not.. no your not >_>. I can't even imagine the worst i have ever done. Probably giving someone in my class temporalrily paralysis on half his face.. but it was an accident >_> .
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MasterKojito wrote:goodi goodi...jk. hehehe. I stabed a kid in the eye with a pair of scissors.
All i got was a lunch time detention.


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SRF = band of (maple story playing, anime watching, drug selling) badasses. Good thing there isn't an SRF gang. There would be turf wars with the mafia.
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MasterKojito wrote:goodi goodi...jk. hehehe. I stabed a kid in the eye with a pair of scissors.
All i got was a lunch time detention.


uh and you laugh about it .. and what happend the kids eye ?
mwahahahahaha !!

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dom wrote:SRF = band of (maple story playing, anime watching, drug selling) badasses. Good thing there isn't an SRF gang. There would be turf wars with the mafia.


Yeah, we run hardcore up in this b. We'll shit in the corner of your room, stab you in the eye with scissors, and burn out in your parking lots. Mafia ain't got shit on us.
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Reise wrote:
dom wrote:SRF = band of (maple story playing, anime watching, drug selling) badasses. Good thing there isn't an SRF gang. There would be turf wars with the mafia.


Yeah, we run hardcore up in this b. We'll shit in the corner of your room, stab you in the eye with scissors, and burn out in your parking lots. Mafia ain't got shit on us.


ROFL. *gang signs*
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MasterKojito wrote:goodi goodi...jk. hehehe. I stabed a kid in the eye with a pair of scissors.
All i got was a lunch time detention.


What the ****? Back in 7th grade, this kid called Demi knew the password to my Xanga, and he wrote some stuff on it. The next day at school, I told him that I was going to beat him up = and got 3 days of ISS for "threatening him". Bullshit Zero Tolerance Policy here in Plano.
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I got expelled from middle school for setting off some fireworks in the classroom, but the school reinstated me after threats of lawsuits from my lawyer. :oops:

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D2A LOL are you rich IRL?
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destructionmama wrote:D2A LOL are you rich IRL?

so that's where how he get all seal of suns. > :wink: <

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