Beware This may happen to you...

Pinoy_Archer · Post by **Pinoy_Archer** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:32 pm

Location: Manila Zoo
Long story short: As my mother is gona get her Cam to take pic. on the elephant, she discovered the big slice on her bag, lucky that nothing was stolen.

The bags height is 12 inches,width = 15 inches, the slice is 5 inches long.

I would like to tell the whole story, but i have a rough day.

HOPE NOTHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU ALL OUT THERE...

HAVE A NICE DAY

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:34 pm

lol pickpoket :O

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:35 pm

bakit ka pumunta sa manila zoo? madami robbers dun tanga

Egnlish translation:
why'd u go to manila zoo? theres a ton of robbers in there dumbass

Pinoy_Archer · Post by **Pinoy_Archer** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:42 pm

ranger4life wrote:bakit ka pumunta sa manila zoo? madami robbers dun tanga

Egnlish translation:
why'd u go to manila zoo? theres a ton of robbers in there dumbass

FYI, hindi ko talaga gusto pumunta sa zoo! bobo ! ang aking maliit na kapatid ang nagpilit na pumuta ron. alam mo na SRO palagi ang nasa isip ko?

english translation:
FYI, I really dont wana go to the Zoo! stupid! my lil sis is forcing us to go there. do you know that SRO is always in my mind?

bladecarlo · Post by **bladecarlo** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:02 pm

happened to my mom once when she was waiting for a jeep at the jeepney stop..

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:06 pm

Pinoy_Archer wrote:
ranger4life wrote:bakit ka pumunta sa manila zoo? madami robbers dun tanga

Egnlish translation:
why'd u go to manila zoo? theres a ton of robbers in there dumbass

FYI, hindi ko talaga gusto pumunta sa zoo! bobo ! ang aking maliit na kapatid ang nagpilit na pumuta ron. alam mo na SRO palagi ang nasa isip ko?

english translation:
FYI, I really dont wana go to the Zoo! stupid! my lil sis is forcing us to go there. do you know that SRO is always in my mind?

talaga addict kaba bakla =P

english translation:
you must really be a addict, gay ass
(jkking around with insults =P)

Pinoy_Archer · Post by **Pinoy_Archer** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:11 pm

ranger4life wrote:
Pinoy_Archer wrote:
ranger4life wrote:bakit ka pumunta sa manila zoo? madami robbers dun tanga

Egnlish translation:
why'd u go to manila zoo? theres a ton of robbers in there dumbass

FYI, hindi ko talaga gusto pumunta sa zoo! bobo ! ang aking maliit na kapatid ang nagpilit na pumuta ron. alam mo na SRO palagi ang nasa isip ko?

english translation:
FYI, I really dont wana go to the Zoo! stupid! my lil sis is forcing us to go there. do you know that SRO is always in my mind?

talaga addict kaba bakla =P

english translation:
you must really be a addict, gay ass
(jkking around with insults =P)

ADDICT!!! YES

!!!
GAY?... NO.. I'm a straight guy

w8 are you gay?

Post by **dom** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:33 pm

When I went to la Rambla, they warned me to watch my bags. Sometimes little kids would get your attention, another one from behind would slash it, and a bunch of kids would run up and take your stuff.

Also told me to be aware of gypsies, no idea why though.

Razzmatazz · Post by **Razzmatazz** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:33 pm

cool
i should try that sometime

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:39 pm

dom wrote:Also told me to be aware of gypsies, no idea why though.

They're evil witches who turn people into newts.

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:58 pm

I'm very protective of my purse. <3 Tinkerbell. If I so much as feel someone POKE my purse, those bitches are goin down.

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:02 pm

Razzmatazz wrote:cool
i should try that sometime

i would post that poower ranger guy that puts his palm of his hand on his forhead after looking at this, but i cant find picture >.>

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:06 am

Whoever touches my purse = punch in the face

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:27 am

Meow wrote:Whoever touches my purse = punch in the face

there goes my plan for friday :roll:

TOloseGT · Post by **TOloseGT** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:48 am

if someone rips my back pocket and touches my wallet, they're gay <.<

Bai · Post by **Bai** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:50 am

Bla bla bla bla?

English translation: What are you guyz talking about?

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:24 am

Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse.. :roll:

ranger4life · Post by **ranger4life** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:27 am

Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

am i in the wrong time in the world? a mace ina purse? wat is this the medieval age?

EDIT:
oh u meant bear mace.....that changes everything

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:32 am

Pepperspray...

loool

Bobby_Rock · Post by **Bobby_Rock** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:34 am

Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:39 am

Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

It is on my keyring but my keys are in my purse most of the time

Just knee the sucker in the balls then right hook his face..easy as cake ^^ unless they have a gun then I'm screwed >.<

Bobby_Rock · Post by **Bobby_Rock** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:45 am

Meow wrote:
Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

It is on my keyring but my keys are in my purse most of the time
Just knee the sucker in the balls then right hook his face..easy as cake ^^ unless they have a gun then I'm screwed >.<

Uh, buy a second purse and stuff a sawed off shotgun in it, that should do the trick... except at airports, then you're screwed.

Or just keep your keyring on a bracellet so you have easier access to your mace...

I'd prefer the shotgun... but that's just me and my violence lust

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:46 am

Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:
Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

It is on my keyring but my keys are in my purse most of the time
Just knee the sucker in the balls then right hook his face..easy as cake ^^ unless they have a gun then I'm screwed >.<

Uh, buy a second purse and stuff a sawed off shotgun in it, that should do the trick... except at airports, then you're screwed.

Or just keep your keyring on a bracellet so you have easier access to your mace...

I'd prefer the shotgun... but that's just me and my violence lust

is a bb gun okay?

Bobby_Rock · Post by **Bobby_Rock** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:48 am

Meow wrote:
Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:
Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

It is on my keyring but my keys are in my purse most of the time
Just knee the sucker in the balls then right hook his face..easy as cake ^^ unless they have a gun then I'm screwed >.<

Uh, buy a second purse and stuff a sawed off shotgun in it, that should do the trick... except at airports, then you're screwed.

Or just keep your keyring on a bracellet so you have easier access to your mace...

I'd prefer the shotgun... but that's just me and my violence lust

is a bb gun okay?

oh, not airsoft? lol

Yea, as suppose it'd be alright if you use it as a baseball bat... or shoot them in the eye or something.

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:55 am

I have both the airsoft and bb gun lol.
I'd rather spray than shoot because I have bad aiming..I would probably shoot an innocent bystander in the eye :/

Bobby_Rock · Post by **Bobby_Rock** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 3:56 am

Get some of this then...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6P6NHPPwu2U

rek · Post by **rek** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:02 am

Bai wrote:Bla bla bla bla?

English translation: What are you guyz talking about?

Are you trying to be funny? They wrote the english translation.

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:21 am

dom wrote:When I went to la Rambla, they warned me to watch my bags. Sometimes little kids would get your attention, another one from behind would slash it, and a bunch of kids would run up and take your stuff.

Also told me to be aware of gypsies, no idea why though.

Lol that reminds me of a time in cs, i was on scoutzknivez and i was camping on the high light platform (In T base, the light above the stairs) and a bunch of cts came jumping with knives and tried to kill me, THEY WERE LIKE RATS!

Bag=Me
Kids=CTS

Post by **dom** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 4:58 pm

Meow wrote:
Bobby_Rock wrote:
Meow wrote:Actually..if someone tries to take my purse, they'll get punched / kicked then get mace'd..Yes I have mace in my purse..

Keeping mace in your purse defeats the purpose of having it. Keep it on your keyring

It is on my keyring but my keys are in my purse most of the time
Just knee the sucker in the balls then right hook his face..easy as cake ^^ unless they have a gun then I'm screwed >.<

Sure. Try that on a 6 foot 4, 230 pound beast.

Pinoy_Archer · Post by **Pinoy_Archer** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:56 am

Not only in Manila Zoo.
also in Cebu

My mother is bound for Cebu that certain night from Butuan city for her masteral degree, arriving morning at Cebu city around 7:15 AM she went to jolibee to take breakfast... she left her big bag at the corner at the table while she went to the C.R.
after shes done she went back to the table were she left her big bag and found nothing. she asked the ppl who were next to the table and they said" gi kuha man to ug laki naka brown ug jacket, abi namo kauban nimo?!...english translation: a guy with a brown jacket just grabbed it, i thought he was your companion? "
she run as fast as she could and search the surrounding area... but it was too late... the burglar ran away with all her papers and clothing, lucky she brought her purse in the C.R.
she called home crying :cry:

....
and arrived home angry saying VERY DEEP BAD WORDS

that was 6 years ago.

2 years ago my uncle was Hold Up on a jeepney. details:
Location : Manila not on Zoo
Time: around 6 PM
Occupation: idk?... he always get promoted

he's job is on a boat called "Super Ferries"

Story: he was on a shopping spree for his need on the next destination...
after his done, he and his female companion stopped by on a jeepney going to the pier, afterwards 2 men went in misteriously...
3 mins after, 2 of them declared HOLD UP!
everything even the things he shopped were stolen.
arriving to the boat empty handed...