Whats Worse

[SD]Master_Wong · Post by **[SD]Master_Wong** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:24 pm

im not gona strech this out too much and for gods sake this isnt a game

last week me and my mates were out and we started saying whats worse stuff like

getting caught having sex by her mom
or
getting caught having sex by her dad

we decided mom btw on that one...dads are too protective of daughters

but anyways have you ever been caught doing something like masterbating or having sex by someone and who would you have rather caught you

Reise · Post by **Reise** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:29 pm

The hell's with all these sex threads these days?

StealMySoda · Post by **StealMySoda** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:36 pm

I got caught watching porn.

My dad was watching the oscars, then went out for the night. I took the opportunity to watch some porn 'on demand', little did I know my dad was recording the oscars for later viewing. So me going onto 'on demand' and selecting my movie, and fast forwarding through it was all recorded. My sister was there for the view also. She said she felt bad for me. My dad just said 'well, at least i know your normal'.

As for being caught having sex. Hasn't happened. However, I have been caught with my hand down my ex-girls pants, while her brother came in to ask 'would you like some toast'. I think he'll be scarred for life.

x_CodeZero_x · Post by **x_CodeZero_x** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:39 pm

My friends mom walked in on my friend and I having sex with our girlfriends, haha she just kinda yelled and ran out and closed the door.

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:40 pm

I was never caught..... Only about 10 interrupted by my mom...... Or his mom.... But my is 100 times worse.....

"Is it cold ?" "Are you hungry ?" "I made some lemonade"" Do you want me to make you sandwich" And her boring "checking"

I first felt ashamed ,but i got used to it

Sharp324 · Post by **Sharp324** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:40 pm

StealMySoda wrote:I got caught watching porn.

My dad was watching the oscars, then went out for the night. I took the opportunity to watch some porn 'on demand', little did I know my dad was recording the oscars for later viewing. So me going onto 'on demand' and selecting my movie, and fast forwarding through it was all recorded. My sister was there for the view also. She said she felt bad for me. My dad just said 'well, at least i know your normal'.

As for being caught having sex. Hasn't happened. However, I have been caught with my hand down my ex-girls pants, while her brother came in to ask 'would you like some toast'. I think he'll be scarred for life.

Lucky for you he wasnt a protective homicidal brother. Been caught half naked in a girls room and her dad walked in drunk...ever had a drunk redneck chase you in his truck?

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:41 pm

Hmm I've been caught a couple of times by my ex's mum.. Once she walked in on us having sex :roll:

LOL and another time I was laying on the bed completely naked... After that she would always knock on the door

Hitman144 · Post by **Hitman144** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:47 pm

StealMySoda wrote:I got caught watching porn.

My dad was watching the oscars, then went out for the night. I took the opportunity to watch some porn 'on demand', little did I know my dad was recording the oscars for later viewing. So me going onto 'on demand' and selecting my movie, and fast forwarding through it was all recorded. My sister was there for the view also. She said she felt bad for me. My dad just said 'well, at least i know your normal'.

As for being caught having sex. Hasn't happened. However, I have been caught with my hand down my ex-girls pants, while her brother came in to ask 'would you like some toast'. I think he'll be scarred for life.

assuming ur 18++ , probly thats y ur dad was kool about it lol. i been caught with a girl, we were getting ready to do it, and dam long boring talk , when we were talking if i took my eyes off him or prented i wasnt listen to wat he was saying to me , my dad would yell so loud , i am only 15. he told me not ur age u can do it when u grow older. and he told me about the horrible possible outcomes that could happen if i had sex at this age , lol it was boring

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:01 am

I remember long time ago... I was in a store whit my dad
Well he was going somewhere else and i wanted to buy some hair shampoo
I saw some guy from school,so i was sneaky and boom something made me to grab his butt.Then i used the smile tactic and it worked... And that moment my dad rushed grab my hand and took me home......

I was thinking what the hell is he going to do now.We had a small chat

"How he understands all that Blah blah but he was only asked to try not do stuff like that again in public places"

--------

I never got caught watching porn or something..... Only once... I was watching some site about some cute UK guys... Ended watching underwear models for a hour whit my friend,she was all screaming at each pic of any guy she saw.

[SD]Master_Wong · Post by **[SD]Master_Wong** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:13 am

^^ lol

lana you sound like a right fun girl grab my ass any time :wink:

exality · Post by **exality** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:27 am

well i was never caught but my mom knows i do it all the time....i had a girl over in my room with the door locked and it sounded like sum1 tried to come in but the screen door was open so i figured it was a draft. haha we finished up and i went to see what it was and it was my mom getting home gunna check on me....XD she heard us and knew what we were doing and said just dont do it in her house.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:32 am

I never got caught.

But i think my parents knew about it,especially when i had a girlfriend to come over and i said that we would play together with the Ps2 in my room.

We would leave the Ps2 on the start screen so it randomly starts showing demo's from the game which was inside. Naturally the volume would be set at medium. (Not to high because then they would come knocking at the door or perhaps enter it and ruin the mood setting of a couple of curious teens)

They probably thought i was mature enough to handle it.

I love sneaking around doing dirty and secret stuff.

exality · Post by **exality** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:34 am

lol me to....last nite i said i was going to a bonfire and would be in late...i went to a girls house whos mom was out of town and farked the shit out of her then left at 9 this mornXD

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:46 am

One time i heard my sister and her boyfriend getting it on,on the couch.

It was in the middle of the night and my room was close by and ( she was supposed to watch over me because my parents were out of town) then i was a very young boy....dammit never was able to completely forget her moans...

The worst part is the next morning,when you encounter each other in the kitchen. And you know something happened but due to shame you cannot admit it or show any signs to her that reveal that YOU know THEY had sex and YOU overheard HER moaning.

Not funny. >.>

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:48 am

Ummmmm man i cant remember anything <__<
nly the time when i went on a picnic whit my bf...
He ended up whit out his shirt is his boxers all wet.Then we had a fun time together.... No more details

Thats all..... Hey i am only eighteen... A LOT of stuff can happen in the next 20 years

exality · Post by **exality** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:53 am

Grimjaw wrote:One time i heard my sister and her boyfriend getting it on,on the couch.

It was in the middle of the night and my room was close by and ( she was supposed to watch over me because my parents were out of town) then i was a very young boy....dammit never was able to completely forget her moans...

The worst part is the next morning,when you encounter each other in the kitchen. And you know something happened but due to shame you cannot admit it or show any signs to her that reveal that YOU know THEY had sex and YOU overheard HER moaning.

Not funny. >.>

haha same thing happened to me ...kinda.....i lived at my sis house for da summer in the room under hers. her bed squeeks rlly bad. the next day i confronted her with "how was it" and she just got a big smile.

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 12:58 am

exality wrote:
Grimjaw wrote:One time i heard my sister and her boyfriend getting it on,on the couch.

It was in the middle of the night and my room was close by and ( she was supposed to watch over me because my parents were out of town) then i was a very young boy....dammit never was able to completely forget her moans...

The worst part is the next morning,when you encounter each other in the kitchen. And you know something happened but due to shame you cannot admit it or show any signs to her that reveal that YOU know THEY had sex and YOU overheard HER moaning.

Not funny. >.>

haha same thing happened to me ...kinda.....i lived at my sis house for da summer in the room under hers. her bed squeeks rlly bad. the next day i confronted her with "how was it" and she just got a big smile.

My brothers first girlfriend..... Yeah she did... Yeah i thinked it was a vampire.... And yeah my parents lied that they had a sleep over party and his girlfriend had nightmares......Later i figured it out

StealMySoda · Post by **StealMySoda** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:00 am

hitman144 wrote:
StealMySoda wrote:I got caught watching porn.

My dad was watching the oscars, then went out for the night. I took the opportunity to watch some porn 'on demand', little did I know my dad was recording the oscars for later viewing. So me going onto 'on demand' and selecting my movie, and fast forwarding through it was all recorded. My sister was there for the view also. She said she felt bad for me. My dad just said 'well, at least i know your normal'.

As for being caught having sex. Hasn't happened. However, I have been caught with my hand down my ex-girls pants, while her brother came in to ask 'would you like some toast'. I think he'll be scarred for life.

assuming ur 18++ , probly thats y ur dad was kool about it lol. i been caught with a girl, we were getting ready to do it, and dam long boring talk , when we were talking if i took my eyes off him or prented i wasnt listen to wat he was saying to me , my dad would yell so loud , i am only 15. he told me not ur age u can do it when u grow older. and he told me about the horrible possible outcomes that could happen if i had sex at this age , lol it was boring

I was 15/16 at the time of the porn incident. (17 now).

Sharp324 wrote:
StealMySoda wrote:I got caught watching porn.

My dad was watching the oscars, then went out for the night. I took the opportunity to watch some porn 'on demand', little did I know my dad was recording the oscars for later viewing. So me going onto 'on demand' and selecting my movie, and fast forwarding through it was all recorded. My sister was there for the view also. She said she felt bad for me. My dad just said 'well, at least i know your normal'.

As for being caught having sex. Hasn't happened. However, I have been caught with my hand down my ex-girls pants, while her brother came in to ask 'would you like some toast'. I think he'll be scarred for life.

Lucky for you he wasnt a protective homicidal brother. Been caught half naked in a girls room and her dad walked in drunk...ever had a drunk redneck chase you in his truck?

He only about 4 feet tall, if he did chase after me, it wouldda be quite a laugh XD

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:24 am

I live in the countty and only recently got high-speed. When I was younger I'd ask to go over to my cousin's house b/c they had a cable connection. One day everyone was out and not supposed to be back for a while, so teenager + alone + fast internet = porn. Needless to say my female cousin came home early and that was the fastest I've ever moved and closest I've ever been to caught. Just to emphasize how fast I moved the computer was right near the door.

Dystopia · Post by **Dystopia** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:26 am

I must take compete precaution before I do anything, my parents will go ****in' wild if they caught me at that stuff, ehh arab familys everything way too stricked =/

Nokturne · Post by **Nokturne** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:33 am

Ito's brother is dating my sister, who is 'visiting' there a lot. Ito's house isn't too far away, it's next door and the lawn separation is only a short white picket fence.

Ito's brother's room is on the side of the house facing my room.. he has no blinds or curtains. I can't really face either of them without laughing or feeling amused/embarrassed.

:banghead:

exality · Post by **exality** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:43 am

now thats amusing^^^

Itonami · Post by **Itonami** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:44 am

Nokturne wrote:Ito's brother is dating my sister, who is 'visiting' there a lot. Ito's house isn't too far away, it's next door and the lawn separation is only a short white picket fence.

Ito's brother's room is on the side of the house facing my room.. he has no blinds or curtains. I can't really face either of them without laughing or feeling amused/embarrassed.

If it's as bad as what my brother said he saw going on in your living room then I feel awful for you.
<_<
*pat pat*

Never been caught. Although.. my ex boyfriend's brother 'accidentally' tripped and twisted the doorknob and tripped in even further while I was getting dressed a few times.

exality · Post by **exality** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:45 am

Itonami wrote:
Nokturne wrote:Ito's brother is dating my sister, who is 'visiting' there a lot. Ito's house isn't too far away, it's next door and the lawn separation is only a short white picket fence.

Ito's brother's room is on the side of the house facing my room.. he has no blinds or curtains. I can't really face either of them without laughing or feeling amused/embarrassed.

If it's as bad as what my brother said he saw going on in your living room then I feel awful for you.
<_<
*pat pat*

Never been caught. Although.. my ex boyfriend's brother 'accidentally' tripped into the room while I was getting dressed a few times.

he has good reason

woutR · Post by **woutR** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:10 am

Only my brother... but I got selfpwned real hard.
I tried to make a run for it, try to go to the toilet as if I were to pie like hell, but I was still wearing my headset. So I ran, with my headset still on... the chord broke.

The **** didn't hesitate to tell it to the world.

Post by **dom** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:35 am

My dad and I catch eachother all the time, at the porn. I've seen his library, he's seen mine. We don't talk about it; we pretend not to know, but deep inside we understand.

As for sex, my parents always crack jokes; they understand and avoid catching me in the act.

Wu · Post by Wu » Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:57 am

lmao such beautiful stories xD

never got caught in the act but once I was in bed with my (then) gf both completely nekkid, then the doorbell rang and my mother opened the door, then I heared footsteps of a friend coming up the stairs <_< in the rush I quickly pushed the bed in front of the door LMAO and my friend was like 'twf

whut u doing' trying to open the door lol

then told him that it was a wrong time he came and I told him the details later :twisted:

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:45 am

woutR wrote:Only my brother... but I got selfpwned real hard.
I tried to make a run for it, try to go to the toilet as if I were to pie like hell, but I was still wearing my headset. So I ran, with my headset still on... the chord broke.

The **** didn't hesitate to tell it to the world.

Haha I can't stop laughing at this.

labarada · Post by **labarada** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:50 am

oh man i fell like such a sex noob. Im only 14 and .......well ive never had the act so i dont got much to say about that one . as for por my dad knows i look at it and he has caught me a couple times. Al he says is dont let your mom find out. but she kinda knows as well so i guess i mok therwe. there a lot of time im home alone so some times i just walk aroun naked for fun, like i played sro naked for like 5 hours staght the other day. And i have a mental list of unusual places to beat off. its kinda fun. you know like in class and stuff like that so yea.

Post by **Stress** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:56 am

They never got me with the porn. I'm shneaky, when it comes to hiding it.
As for sex, I've never had sex, so there's no way I could have been caught. But on one occasion, things went horribly wrong at the math contest I went to.

Factors added up, and "forced" by the circumstances, me and a very hot girl there had to stay in the same room.
I was very "upset" :roll:

, but the teacher couldn't too anything about it. That's a shame, isn't it...

We were watching TV, her head on my shoulder, lying down in bed, hands and other things touching etc. etc.
The teacher (who is male) came inside and said:
That's the way Andy, keep learning, you're gonna need it when you grow up!

:shock:

- not the typical reaction. It was nevertheless fun.