Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet?

[CrimsonNuker]

Evil Dust Bunnies.

[Millenium]

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one

[CrimsonNuker]

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one

Thats being prepared my friend.

[Grimjaw]

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

Same here.

[grap3s04wr]

yea a human skeleton

[Jacy]

Lmao.
I was at a friends house also but it wasn't her parents gettin busy it was her grandparents! omg that was terrible.

[Xyzzzy]

oh god old people sex

BTW
welcome to srf aquaintance *cough*

[Jacy]

Why thank you buddyyy

[Xyzzzy]

lmao
*cough* *cough*

[Ryoko]

You think you got it rough, finding something in the closet

I walked in on my parents

Later in life

They got revenge

Eye for an eye I suppose

[Xyzzzy]

hehe when my mom was in between my dad and my step dad we had a tiny house and they used to lock me up and do it >.<
small house big guy
*shudders*

and then my dad and his ex fiance on the floor above me while I was in a bunk bed

I thought the bed would collapse

[Ryoko]

hehe when my mom was in between my dad and my step dad we had a tiny house and they used to lock me up and do it >.<

OK I interpreted that completely wrong but now I understand

[Xyzzzy]

lmao
no not what I meant XD

[StuckUP]

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at?

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

[_Lana_]

I found this. Self explanatory I guess. This earring would be cool tho. I want one

I found some of this kind lol

[Blurred]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

[StuckUP]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

[_Lana_]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

[StuckUP]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

[_Lana_]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

Was it long so she thought it was a lightsaber... ?
They make them in 8 inches max... I think..... No i didnt use any of them they hurt as hell.....

[StuckUP]

when i was like 7 i found a green dildo in my moms drawer, i thought it was a lightsaber. I realized what it was 3 years later.

lol....lightsaber what will ur mama do with a lightsaber?

Star wars fan ?

.....I doubt it....and I need to know where u get ur avis from....I like them

Was it long so she thought it was a lightsaber... ?
They make them in 8 iches max... I think..... No i didnt use any of them they hurt as hell.....

I lost u there

[_Lana_]

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

[woutR]

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at?

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

u couldn't figure that out yourself?

[Itonami]

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

Lightsabers? Those are so StarwarsXcore.

They add warmth and light to every jedi's love life.

[StuckUP]

Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD

its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at?

Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.

I read in a magazine that porn can be used to make sex more intresting like try out the moves on ur partner and what not

u couldn't figure that out yourself?

no i was just pointing it out to them and no, it didn't come to mind bc I have a innocent mind^^

[StuckUP]

Ok.... "Who the hell use dildos anymore ?"

And lighsabers are not long 8 inches...

Lightsabers? Those are so StarwarsXcore.

They add warmth and light to every jedi's love life.

XD.....and I'm so sick of seeing these JC Penny and Burlington(who ever goes there anymore?) commercials