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skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****
mwahahahahaha !!

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wayyyy off topic lol
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BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=
Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face.
Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.

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lolz many small things most of them have been mentioned and on various occasions hit teachers at lunch time with firut/vegtables lol
some times acidents sometimes on purpose but never caught tho i always get caught for small stuff like throwing paper, cricket inside, chair fights and stuff

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skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=


:roll: hehehe , you must do little more if you want to challenge the secret hahaahahhahahahahaa
mwahahahahaha !!

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BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=


:roll: hehehe , you must do little more if you want to challenge the secret hahaahahhahahahahaa


that hamster, easily pwns the secret, watch it :)
Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face.
Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.

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skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=


:roll: hehehe , you must do little more if you want to challenge the secret hahaahahhahahahahaa


that hamster, easily pwns the secret, watch it :)
i have watch it .is it a hamster dont look like it ,I belived was fluffy skulldiver
mwahahahahaha !!

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BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=


:roll: hehehe , you must do little more if you want to challenge the secret hahaahahhahahahahaa


that hamster, easily pwns the secret, watch it :)
i have watch it .is it a hamster dont look like it ,I belived was fluffy skulldiver

fluffy, hamster, prairie dog, there all creepy little backstabbing bastards :)
Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face.
Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.

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Not the *craziest* thing, however, in grade 7 some friends and I cut down a fully grown tree at school during lunch.
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skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:
BlackFox wrote:
skulldiver wrote:LOL, but the secret is no match for my unmatches skills with my *****


O.o If you cant proofe it I cant belive you :P :twisted:

Well you dont know if secret is no match for your *****


i hereby challenge the secret
http://youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40& ... ed&search=


:roll: hehehe , you must do little more if you want to challenge the secret hahaahahhahahahahaa


that hamster, easily pwns the secret, watch it :)
i have watch it .is it a hamster dont look like it ,I belived was fluffy skulldiver

fluffy, hamster, prairie dog, there all creepy little backstabbing bastards :)


hehehehe yea :wink:
mwahahahahaha !!

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accidentaly made an acid bomb in science class hahah the funniest thing ever. I dont know how it happned it must be in my arab roots. haha i got sent to the principals office nuthing happened tho
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LOL i love when arabs make fun of theyr stereotype :) im arab 2, but i really hate the message the western media gives out about us....
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Dystopia wrote:LOL i love when arabs make fun of theyr stereotype :) im arab 2, but i really hate the message the western media gives out about us....



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Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I've never heard somebody use flame in correlation with shit-talking in real life. :P


LMFAO *tear drops* too much forums for that guy.

K well..I made one of my french teachers cry during elementry school and then she eventually left the school lol.

But my friend has done much worse lol, one time he took a crap in the corner of the class when it was our lunch break. Never got caught. My Hero.

and my brother is a **** :)
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I've never heard somebody use flame in correlation with shit-talking in real life. :P


LMFAO *tear drops* too much forums for that guy.

K well..I made one of my french teachers cry during elementry school and then she eventually left the school lol.

But my friend has done much worse lol, one time he took a crap in the corner of the class when it was our lunch break. Never got caught. My Hero.

and my brother is a **** :)


i think i am the only one who can judge that, thanks :)
Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face.
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CrimsonNuker wrote:
Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol I've never heard somebody use flame in correlation with shit-talking in real life. :P


LMFAO *tear drops* too much forums for that guy.

K well..I made one of my french teachers cry during elementry school and then she eventually left the school lol.

But my friend has done much worse lol, one time he took a crap in the corner of the class when it was our lunch break. Never got caught. My Hero.

and my brother is a **** :)


Rofl >.<

You boys are so gross.

In second grade, these two boys were fighting over who got to sit at the table by me at lunch, and they got into a fist fight and started throwing chairs at each other and stuff. I ended up going and sitting two tables down and watching it with a few of my friends.
When they got stopped I had to go to the office too though :(
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WELL in 8th grage i shot my bitchy eacherwit a hornet (rolled up pice of paper and shotwith a rubberband) not 1 time but twice. she wasso frekin pissedand she kpt saying all year that she was gonna fingerprint us and find out who it was.......lies
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Yes if you don't snitch you're guilty Itonami. :roll:
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CrimsonNuker wrote:But my friend has done much worse lol, one time he took a crap in the corner of the class when it was our lunch break. Never got caught. My Hero.


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in third grade
i threw a chair at a teacher :D
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Stupidest detention ever (btw, this is mine): Student using extremely graphic and inapropriate language to refer to his "private sexual parts" and what women like. One young lady actually asked to leave the room. I was not in the room all class..." then theres more scribble that I cannot understand.

Basically, I was talking about shaving my peanuts.
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For HPE (health and physical education) i had a teacher who paced around the room and outside aswell (he was a fill in teracher :twisted: ), so me and some mates were counting how many time he went outside when he got to 250 we all got up and started cheering :D (i got a detention for that :banghead: )

Again with that teacher (different day) , he fell asleep in his chair, so we all went outside and talked untill the end of the lesson :D

And the usual stuff...
You know punch ups.
Swearing at teachers.
Scareing little ass holes in younger grades.
Doing dares :twisted: .
Bringing a dog into the school.
Making fires in the toilets..
Making out with chicks in weird and wonderful places.
Making out in class......
Well, i could go on for ever but i think you get the idea.
Ooo and making fun of nerds (sorry to any nerds out there).
but i guess in the end you gotta do a dare :twisted:.
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I've always been nice in school. idk, I don't feel like doing crazy stuff etc. etc.
Only real things that happened were minor fights. I broke a girl's jaw for throwing my copybook out the window. That happened when I was smaller.
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[SD]Stress wrote:I've always been nice in school. idk, I don't feel like doing crazy stuff etc. etc.
Only real things that happened were minor fights. I broke a girl's jaw for throwing my copybook out the window. That happened when I was smaller.

you hit girls? :shock:

i never had too....and hope i never will :D
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Let's see.


High school:

Flushed an M80 down the toilet.

Taped a centerfold of Ginger Lynn (80s porn star) to the roll down periodic table of elements. It wasn't pulled down until 2 periods later.

Put 5000 ping pong balls into the principal's office through a half open window.

College I hung out with a bunch of pranksters.

Pushed a Datsun z28 around the dorm and boosted the fronyt of it onto a loading dock. Left the back on the groud. No tires touched the ground.

At a floor party one of our buddies hooked up with this girl. We lowered another buddy off the 10th floor roof to infront of their 8th floor window with a poloroid. After he knocked on the window and took off the picture we hauled him back up.

But the best:
We had this a**hat that lived on our floor. For 2 months, 5 or more times a day we heard about he and his family were going on a Carribean cruise over spring break. SOOOO we found a magazine with a full size ad for a Baretta 9 mil. Pressboard - contact cement - aluminum foil - contact cement - gun ad. We then carefully cut the gun and attached aluminum foil out with an exacto knife. Then we slipped it in his luggage. Even though this was before 9/11 airport security seems to go a bit nuts when a handgun shows up in a carry on under the x-ray.
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All ive ever done is punch some kid who was pissing me off in the face and lit a huge smoke bomb in the classrom when the teach wasnt looking and yelled "Get down!" Everybody thought it was like a terrorist or something.(I never got caught :) only 5 people know I did it)
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Wow, uhm
I broke a guys nose (he hit me in the gut, I used the recoil to headbutt him)

I took ALL the skin off a guy's knuckle. He was coming at me like he was going to hit me so I picked up a rock an chucked it at him.

I got ISS for skipping class TWICE.

During ISS I ate junk and talked really loud.

I slapped a guy on the back and left a handprint there for three days. That one goes on my permanent record as assualt. He deserved it though.

Oh, and my teacher fell asleep, so I broke a stink bomb over him so it looked like he wet himself...
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Me and some friends broke the directors door and hitted her in the head with the handle :)

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Hit my 1 hitter in the hallway once.....

Smoked all around my highschool campus(we had such a worthless resource officer LOL so fat)....

Got a girl to check me out by pretending to be my mom like literally every afternoon till the school caught on.....

Was AWOL 15 times 4th period my senior year ><....

I think my senior year I actually spent literally half my time in ISS...

These are probably some of the worst...my used to be friend put 7 hits of acid in a teachers coffee which is way more fuc*ked up than anything ive done..

HAHAHA how could I forget, I hit my least fav teacher, art teacher, with a water baloon the last week of school, totally by accident, but thats prolly the one of worst things I did in high school
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Well since someone else mentioned crapping, one of the kids I know went and took a shit on the desk of the science teacher after school one day. He ended up getting caught when they reviewed the tapes of people entering and exiting the school.
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