Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet?

Brutish1 · Post by **Brutish1** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:19 am

My grandad taking a dump. He thought he was a kid in the outhouse. Alzheimer's sucks.

FWIW I'm with Dom. I refuse to speak poverty too. And YES I would say that to a black person - or a white person. Ignorant is not a race. While the question only addressing saying it to black people makes it sound racist.

CobbZ · Post by **CobbZ** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:26 am

NO ONE here has had to deal with what i've had to.

I found more than one nasty thing.

In fact, heres a Farking list.

Once i walked in my parents room and saw my dad standing there in a thong.
EWWWWW!!

Then, whilst looking in a draw for money, i found a big moving dildo (Rampant Rabbit), an anal vibrator, lube, condoms, and a plastic finger.

I actually threw up, which was terrible cos i had to clean it up or my parents would have knew what i found :/

Give me credit for not committing suicide yet.

ElMejorGlavie · Post by **ElMejorGlavie** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:09 pm

CobbZ wrote:NO ONE here has had to deal with what i've had to.

I found more than one nasty thing.

In fact, heres a Farking list.

Once i walked in my parents room and saw my dad standing there in a thong.
EWWWWW!!

Then, whilst looking in a draw for money, i found a big moving dildo (Rampant Rabbit), an anal vibrator, lube, condoms, and a plastic finger.

I actually threw up, which was terrible cos i had to clean it up or my parents would have knew what i found :/

Give me credit for not committing suicide yet.

And they ask why you stay inside all day..

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:02 pm

XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

lol thats nothing......belive me....

CobbZ wrote:NO ONE here has had to deal with what i've had to.

I found more than one nasty thing.

In fact, heres a Farking list.

Once i walked in my parents room and saw my dad standing there in a thong.
EWWWWW!!

Then, whilst looking in a draw for money, i found a big moving dildo (Rampant Rabbit), an anal vibrator, lube, condoms, and a plastic finger.

I actually threw up, which was terrible cos i had to clean it up or my parents would have knew what i found :/

Give me credit for not committing suicide yet.

Well yeah something like that... <__<
Good thing was that i found the "stuff" when i was 15.. Not like 9 or somehing...

woutR · Post by **woutR** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:42 pm

Why would you go searching in your parents' closet?

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:51 pm

XuChu wrote:like you were searching for your parents 'naughty stuff' and they caught u? lol Wong...

LMAO

woutR wrote:Why would you go searching in your parents' closet?

And yea why :roll:

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:52 pm

woutR wrote:Why would you go searching in your parents' closet?

I was about to take an shower,i couldnt find shampoo my but i knew that i left it somewhere... I aksed my mom and she said that she puted it into her closet....

So i went there and it looked like i was searcging the wrong one.... So i found the stuff.....

get it now ? <__<

skulldiver · Post by **skulldiver** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:54 pm

Why would you go searching in your parents' closet?

people are curious

Post by **dom** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:13 pm

When I was small I went through my parents closet looking for my christmas presents. The only thing I found was a rifle, not the sex toy, the firearm.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:20 pm

Lol I wouldn't even call a stash of porn nasty. My dad had alot haha.

Never found nothin in their closet when my parents were together. Gladly.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:32 pm

btw to clear things up i found those when i was like 8...

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:34 pm

woutR wrote:Why would you go searching in your parents' closet?

not really closet it was under a wooden drawer, i dropped something and when i went to pick it up i found it

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:42 pm

I found my dad's porn cos I was looking for it.

Also to the guy who asked why look in your parents closet - haven't you ever snooped through their closet for your christmas or birthday presents?

CrimsonNuker · Post by **CrimsonNuker** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:10 am

I found some sexy undies in my friend's mom's room once.

awkward...

Anika · Post by **Anika** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:02 am

LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:05 am

Anika wrote:LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

you have EIGHT kids?

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:21 am

XuChu wrote:
Anika wrote:LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

you have EIGHT kids?

oh shit

do they farm money for you? :roll:

LittleTom · Post by **LittleTom** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:26 am

Fat_Smurf wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Anika wrote:LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

you have EIGHT kids?

oh shit

do they farm money for you?

Gold bots explained :!:

Website · Post by **satman83** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:32 am

LittleTom wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Anika wrote:LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

you have EIGHT kids?

oh shit

do they farm money for you?

Gold bots explained

HAHAHAHA

umm found a sexy mrs father christmass costueme....

mushrooms · Post by **mushrooms** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:49 am

Brutish1 wrote:My grandad taking a dump. He thought he was a kid in the outhouse. Alzheimer's sucks.

FWIW I'm with Dom. I refuse to speak poverty too. And YES I would say that to a black person - or a white person. Ignorant is not a race. While the question only addressing saying it to black people makes it sound racist.

In the closet? who had to clean it up? :O

Post by **Rainigul** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:16 am

satman83 wrote:
LittleTom wrote:
Fat_Smurf wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Anika wrote:LOL this thread cracks me up lol cause i have 8 kids and hope they never find our stuff LOLOL

Poor things i sort of feel for u

you have EIGHT kids?

oh shit

do they farm money for you?

Gold bots explained

HAHAHAHA

umm found a sexy mrs father christmass costueme....

I lol'd so hard at the "do they farm money for you?".

Also, that's "Mrs. Clause" :wink:

I think those things are hot... Although in your situation, that is not so.

I am very glad that I personally have not found anything nasty. If I did, I would die.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:28 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:I think those things are hot... Although in your situation, that is not so.

lol

Website · Post by **satman83** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:28 am

[SD]Rainigul wrote:
Also, that's "Mrs. Clause"

I think those things are hot... Although in your situation, that is not so.

bastard.....

rek · Post by **rek** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:28 am

CobbZ wrote:NO ONE here has had to deal with what i've had to.

I found more than one nasty thing.

In fact, heres a Farking list.

Once i walked in my parents room and saw my dad standing there in a thong.
EWWWWW!!

Then, whilst looking in a draw for money, i found a big moving dildo (Rampant Rabbit), an anal vibrator, lube, condoms, and a plastic finger.

I actually threw up, which was terrible cos i had to clean it up or my parents would have knew what i found :/

Give me credit for not committing suicide yet.

Dad in a thong? and finding dildos... Whos were they? *shivers*

@the topic
Why were u going through ur parents drawers?

CobbZ · Post by **CobbZ** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:20 am

I was looking for money lol. My dad usually keeps a little pot of pound coins in his draw.

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:41 am

All I ever found was porn + playboys

And my dad's GF dildos..

BryaN · Post by **BryaN** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:42 am

CobbZ wrote:I was looking for money lol. My dad usually keeps a little pot of pound coins in his draw.

Stealer

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:17 pm

I still think seeing yoru dad ina thong is worst moment out of these things....i think at that point i'd lose all respect for him and probably go into the fetal position everytime he walked in the room...

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:20 pm

dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?

The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.

maybe they are kinky?

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:12 am

found something nasty no but i opened the door on them when they were having sex once when i was little

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