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Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.
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to cut out the more confusing text

basicly

i found lube while looking for a bouncy ball my mom took off me for throwing against my bros head...was funny til i went looking :banghead:
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like you were searching for your parents 'naughty stuff' and they caught u? lol Wong...

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XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift

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Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift


watchin' it

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XuChu wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift


watchin' it


I dont he was looking for a response :P
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Xyzzzy wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:


Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.
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Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift


watchin' it


I dont he was looking for a response :P


LOL yea i wasnt really but thatnks XuChu for the clarification :):P

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dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
Hostage wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
XuChu wrote:Ever found anything NASTY in your parents closet? When you lived with them, like once I found a stash of porn hidden in my dads closet.

not sure how that is nasty unless it was like transvestite porn XD


its not the porn that*pant pant* nasty i think its idea of what his dad was doing*pant pant* with that porn that nasty to him*pant pant* :P catch my drift

why whatever are you hinting at? :wink:


Hinting at your mother must be real Farking ugly.


referring to XuChu's mother or mine?
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?


The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.
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it wasnt on a closet, there was pron out in the open, but in a place that i wouldnt be able to reach. i still remember one and what it looked like, it was an aerobics babe :D
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dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?


The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.


lmao ok
shit thats both
but only because my dads in jail :banghead:
XemnasXD wrote:also im not going to stop calling him a cosmic douche, anyone that knows everything about everything, then creates you knowing full you won't end up following the rules he's made up for you, then punishes you for all eternity for it....come on...thats just being a d*ck.

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dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?


The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.


lol i've said it b4 i'll say it again Dom, bro ur gutless

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Hostage wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?


The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.


lol i've said it b4 i'll say it again Dom, bro ur gutless


When did you say it before?
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dom wrote:
Hostage wrote:
dom wrote:
Xyzzzy wrote:
referring to XuChu's mother or mine?


The one's whose father prefers pocket pool.


lol i've said it b4 i'll say it again Dom, bro ur gutless


When did you say it before?


umm i think it was in a sum music thread but it got locked by Zypher for sum racial slurs

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umm i think it was in a sum music thread but it got locked by Zypher for sum racial slurs


Don't remember which time :?
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dom wrote:
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umm i think it was in a sum music thread but it got locked by Zypher for sum racial slurs


Don't remember which time :?

I remember.
You "dont speak poverty".
Basically, let me translate for you.
"I'm a white wannabe rich kid, who is pale white and talks shit behinds people backs."
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MastaChiefX wrote:
dom wrote:
Hostage wrote:
umm i think it was in a sum music thread but it got locked by Zypher for sum racial slurs


Don't remember which time :?

I remember.
You "dont speak poverty".
Basically, let me translate for you.
"I'm a white wannabe rich kid, who is pale white and talks shit behinds people backs."


lolz i remember that....

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MastaChiefX wrote:
dom wrote:
Hostage wrote:
umm i think it was in a sum music thread but it got locked by Zypher for sum racial slurs


Don't remember which time :?

I remember.
You "dont speak poverty".
Basically, let me translate for you.
"I'm a white wannabe rich kid, who is pale white and talks shit behinds people backs."


that was it omg u pissed me off that day dom , u got a mouth on u buddy buts s'all good u make me laugh sumtimes

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Dom is only half white. Dom doesn't talk behind peoples backs, if he did he wouldn't have a "mouth". Wannabe white rich kids speak in third person.
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dom wrote:Dom is only half white. Dom doesn't talk behind peoples backs, if he did he wouldn't have a "mouth". Wannabe white rich kids speak in third person.


You would say "I dont speak poverty" to a black person? Highly doubt that.
And there is a difference between talking shit to someone on the Internet, and online.

I used to like you. Thought you seemed pretty chill and funny. But your not only a racist, but an ignorant one. Oh wait, every racist is ignorant.
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dom wrote:Dom is only half white. Dom doesn't talk behind peoples backs, if he did he wouldn't have a "mouth". Wannabe white rich kids speak in third person.
wait what? are u defending what u said about poverty buddy just admit u made a mistake cus that wasnta kewl thing to say actually it was pretty stupid :S

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MastaChiefX wrote:You would say "I dont speak poverty" to a black person?


I have. And it isn't about being racist, it's much deeper then that. Racism isn't the motive, i'm not racist.
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dom wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:You would say "I dont speak poverty" to a black person?


I have. And it isn't about being racist, it's much deeper then that. Racism isn't the motive, i'm not racist.


then your just an a**hole...clearly a stuck up bigot of some kind at least...but i digress lets get back on topic ppl..
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XemnasXD wrote:
dom wrote:
MastaChiefX wrote:You would say "I dont speak poverty" to a black person?


I have. And it isn't about being racist, it's much deeper then that. Racism isn't the motive, i'm not racist.


then your just an a**hole...clearly a stuck up bigot of some kind at least...but i digress lets get back on topic ppl..


kk **** this shyt now there was a reason why that thread was locked i dont wanna see this thread get locked so imma ask u guys now to drop this garbage
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You think just finding stuff is bad? I spent the night over my friends place a couple years ago and 2 rooms over when I went to sleep I could hear his parents getting it on. I almost puked.
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Reise wrote:You think just finding stuff is bad? I spent the night over my friends place a couple years ago and 2 rooms over when I went to sleep I could hear his parents getting it on. I almost puked.



i too know your disgust....i awoke over a friends house to a sort of "bumping in the night"...of course i blocked it out and blamed it on the pets until i went downstairs in the morn and my friend greeted me by saying "Ugh, i couldn't sleep last night with the sound of my Dad and Theresa(his dads GF) having that hard angry make-up sex".....at which point i died a little inside
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XemnasXD wrote:
Reise wrote:You think just finding stuff is bad? I spent the night over my friends place a couple years ago and 2 rooms over when I went to sleep I could hear his parents getting it on. I almost puked.



i too know your disgust....i awoke over a friends house to a sort of "bumping in the night"...of course i blocked it out and blamed it on the pets until i went downstairs in the morn and my friend greeted me by saying "Ugh, i couldn't sleep last night with the sound of my Dad and Theresa(his dads GF) having that hard angry make-up sex".....at which point i died a little inside


LOL at both of u im happy to say i cant relate and i thank god :P

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