the noobist question youv been asked ?

LightningCat · Post by **LightningCat** » Sat May 12, 2007 9:34 pm

I dont remember the exact text, but this one time a guy tried pulling the old "drop your SOS it will become SoSUN trick on me"
Anyways I started telling him that he messed with the wrong guy cos I was a friend of the GM. At fisrt he told me to FU*K OFF but then I had my friend pretend he was a GM. That stu[id schamer fell for it. He was begging my buddy not to ban him.

southkorea321 · Post by **southkorea321** » Sun May 13, 2007 2:00 am

newb: how do you start this game?

zephyr · Post by **zephyr** » Mon May 14, 2007 3:46 am

MrFudge wrote:
zephyr wrote:How do I farm? I've heard so much about it. I really want to farm.

What monsters do I need to kill for bandit archer quest?

HEY THATS A HARD QUEST.
i bet you back in the day you killed bandit archers and u never saw the Farking number thing go up cuz you joymax is gay and you have to kill bandit BOWMAN (even though it says archers)

it was operational maps quest actually

Ra · Post by Ra » Mon May 14, 2007 4:51 am

Tough to choose between:

-"Where can I find stolen sword?"
-"What is imbue?"
and
-"Where do you get dog?"

The other question I see a lot is a rhetorical question regarding lag when someone loses in PvP, something along the lines of "why do I always get lag when I PvP?" LOL

zephyr · Post by **zephyr** » Mon May 14, 2007 4:58 am

i get lag during pvp too
its coz of all the packets being sent

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon May 14, 2007 5:05 am

Ra wrote:
The other question I see a lot is a rhetorical question regarding lag when someone loses in PvP, something along the lines of "why do I always get lag when I PvP?" LOL

I always get lag when I pvp.

I hit nuke button and... Freezes for like 15 secs, then I'm halfway into the battle.

I still win like 95% of the time though, so it doesn't really matter

Noobiest question that anyone ever asked me was this (It happened before image verification update):

Noob: What does the restart button do?
Me: It brings you to the character selection menu.
Noob: OMG NUB! U R TRYING TO GET ME TO RESTART MY CHARACTER! IT TAKES SO LONG TO GET TO LV 6 WHY DO YOU WANT TO SCAM ME!?!?!
Me: ...

WoLfFy · Post by **WoLfFy** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:10 pm

l0l ...

this is working very well ....

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

TibusOfVenice · Post by **TibusOfVenice** » Wed May 16, 2007 10:51 pm

Me: *Doing hawk summon bow buff*
Noob: hai wer du i buy dis bird from?

Masta_Alchemist · Post by **Masta_Alchemist** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:10 pm

hum.......... i think there was a topic like this

"noobs say the darnest thing"

i think that was it

Sponge · Post by **Sponge** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:11 pm

Noob: how do u go level 2?
Me: Go kill some monsters...
Noob: where is monsters??? i want fight save home!!!
Me: Sure...Have fun while you're at it...

Kill_4_FooD · Post by **Kill_4_FooD** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:19 pm

i scrolled to town ONe day and this was in my chatbox
Noob: how do i talk?

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:26 pm

Kill_4_FooD wrote:i scrolled to town ONe day and this was in my chatbox
Noob: how do i talk?

Lol

Where are the plasma grenades? Wtf...

bigmachini · Post by **bigmachini** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:16 am

Crni_Vatreni wrote:I guess this one was the most stupid:

noob:How did u do blade combo with glaive?
me:it's a secret.
noob:are u a hacker?

lol

bigmachini · Post by **bigmachini** » Fri May 25, 2007 12:22 am

noob is selling sos legs armor

me: do you still have the legs
noob: what are legs

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:06 am

TibusOfVenice wrote:Me: *Doing hawk summon bow buff*
Noob: hai wer du i buy dis bird from?

lol

cin · Post by **cin** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:33 am

zephyr wrote:
MrFudge wrote:
zephyr wrote:How do I farm? I've heard so much about it. I really want to farm.

What monsters do I need to kill for bandit archer quest?

HEY THATS A HARD QUEST.
i bet you back in the day you killed bandit archers and u never saw the Farking number thing go up cuz you joymax is gay and you have to kill bandit BOWMAN (even though it says archers)

it was operational maps quest actually

or just the bandit archer grindin quest at lvl 12 or so

roma007 · Post by **roma007** » Sat May 26, 2007 1:25 am

WTB SOS LVL35 GLAVIE.

shadowman20875 · Post by **shadowman20875** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:15 am

deep.in wrote:
shadowman20875 wrote:noob:whats a sword?
me:a weapon
noob:what do u do with it?
me:... u kill things... thats what i was thinking att
noob:how?
me:come here, ill show u

I don't think there is such human on earth, who don't know what is a weapon, and what you can do with it...specially a human, who plays video games. So...

i dont have a ss so dont believe me i guess... i mean i rly dont want to try and convince u :roll:

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat May 26, 2007 3:59 am

plzsos

Hitman144 · Post by **Hitman144** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:26 am

LittleTom wrote:Person: You have a girl char.
Me: ....
Person: Are you a girl in real life? Wanna go out?
Me: I'm a guy. I' m not gay. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Please get out of your computer chair and into real life.
Person: YOU'RE A GAY STUPID NEWB.
Me: I'm higher level than you therefore i am not a newb. I have a girlfriend therefore I'm not gay. I'm 1-2 years ahead in all my subjects therefore I'm not stupid.
Person: Will you fuk off?
Me: Well, "off" is not an object, therefore i can't "fuk" it. I cant "fuk off" because it is impossible to fuk something that isn't an object.
Person: What?

Edit : spelling

hahah i started being all smart haha u told him

1o1z · Post by **1o1z** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:28 am

Me: No KS.
N00b: no ks no plzzz
*N00b continues to KS*
Me: Don't KS, please.
N00b: yes ks no ks plýýýýýzzzz
*N00b KS'es again*
Me: lol, are you blind? You just KS'ed me again -.-... Do you know what the meaning of "KS means?"
N00b: ks no yes ks no plýýýzz.
N00b: fakkkkkk shýt ur mather, no ks no fakkk.
Me: It means don't "kill steal."
N00b: yes ý no ks plýýzzzz no ks yes fak ur mather.

Post by **Rainigul** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:52 am

TibusOfVenice wrote:Me: *Doing hawk summon bow buff*
Noob: hai wer du i buy dis bird from?

LOL

I found this one to be most humorous, probably because of the grammar and sincerity of it...

Also, just a few days ago I was killing things and...

Noob: OMFG
Noob: OMFGBBQZ
Me: What?
Noob: YOU R KSING ME JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!!!!
Me: You're the one ksing me, lol. I'm hitting them first.
Noob: LOLZ

Also, I found this quite humorous:

1o1z · Post by **1o1z** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:09 am

(PvP Fight)
*N00b hits you for 3196 CRITICAL damage*
N00b: hahahaha, noooooobbbbbb!!
*1o1z hits N00b for 20,187 damage*
*N00b dies*
N00b: omg, laggggg. PvP agaýn. Ý have lag

. Ý can kýll you ýf Ý zerk but ýs lag.

(PvP Fight 2)
*N00b zerks*
*N00b hits you for 4220 damage*
N00b: Ý wýn fackýng noob

.
*1o1z freezes N00b*
*1o1z hits N00b for 19,722 damage*
*N00b dies*
N00b: omg, wtf Ý have lagggggggg. Fack ur mather býtch.

It's funny how people blame their deaths in PvP's "lag." They just don't want to admit that they got pwned.

1o1z · Post by **1o1z** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:30 am

(Guild chat)
N00b: 1o1z 38957 xp pt, join plx.
Me: I'm already in it, lolz.
N00b: 1o1z
Me: What?
N00b: 38957 join plx
Me: WTF? I'm in the fuckin' party, you fuckin' idiot.
N00b: 1o1z plx mens, join 38957 xp pt.
Me: LOOK AT THE PARTY. I'M IN IT!!!
N00b: plx mens 1o1z join pt 38957.
Me: I'm in it, you dumb ass.
N00b: ok
N00b: ok
N00b: 1o1z, join pt plz
Me: -.- are you blind?
N00b: ok, thx. sry, i didn't see.

Vegasian · Post by **Vegasian** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:18 pm

N00b: 10 mil plzzzzzzz

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:37 pm

Talk about resurrecting a dead topic..

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:31 pm

1o1z wrote:(PvP Fight)
*N00b hits you for 3196 CRITICAL damage*
N00b: hahahaha, noooooobbbbbb!!
*1o1z hits N00b for 20,187 damage*
*N00b dies*
N00b: omg, laggggg. PvP agaýn. Ý have lag . Ý can kýll you ýf Ý zerk but ýs lag.

(PvP Fight 2)
*N00b zerks*
*N00b hits you for 4220 damage*
N00b: Ý wýn fackýng noob .
*1o1z freezes N00b*
*1o1z hits N00b for 19,722 damage*
*N00b dies*
N00b: omg, wtf Ý have lagggggggg. Fack ur mather býtch.

It's funny how people blame their deaths in PvP's "lag." They just don't want to admit that they got pwned.

how are you doing 20k dmg to someone who can hit you for 3k?

Alterran · Post by **Alterran** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:18 pm

Crni_Vatreni wrote:I guess this one was the most stupid:

noob:How did u do blade combo with glaive?
me:it's a secret.
noob:are u a hacker?

that wasnt a noob question well kinda lol even i no how to do that

chesticles · Post by **chesticles** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:21 pm

"when does euro version come out?"
lol

1o1z · Post by **1o1z** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:40 pm

TwelveEleven wrote:Talk about resurrecting a dead topic..

So what? Who cares? It's a good topic. At least I'm not making the same topic in a new thread

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