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Things My Friends Text Me O.o

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I'll go on and start a thread about the some of the random texts I seem to get from my friends.

Yes you all have to suffer with me cuz you know you want to.

Starting off is a simple two worder
Wax laser
Yup...that's wonderful thank you for sharing O.o

Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o
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Some people say their cup is half full, others say it's half empty, but my cup was stolen when I was 3 O.o

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Time for round two ^.^

Chug
yup...
Negative toast icecream bars
takes the taste right out of ya? O.o
Retro goldfish beltbuckle platform shoes
is that even a style?
pirate flavored dragon burgers
tasty and very crispy I've heard.
You sir, r panda
yay go me?...

Okay now a conversation we had:

He wrote:I will never run

I wrote:then walk

He wrote:Nay, i shall fall sideways

I wrote:and roll?

He wrote:Nay, i shall not land


okay...O.o
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text back with "pineapple"
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Awkward..... :?

lol, at zypher
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Zypher wrote:text back with "pineapple"
done :D
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ima panda too
Us west (lordaeon)
ign: karanadon
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you're not, your a charizard
oh i pawn you

coz
godzilla > charizard
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Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face.
Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.
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Sefris wrote:Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o


One word...ZOMGBBQAWESOMEHAX!
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my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:
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PsYch008 wrote:my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:


and true.
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Lol, such random friends :P
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taintofsleep wrote:
PsYch008 wrote:my friend sent me a message once that said "its been proven, you're a cocksucker"... then it had an x-ray pic of a bj. it was ... nice... :cry:


and true.


lol, i got a whole crew of haters dont i? whatever, ya'll just wanna be me. :!:


but yea, the text was from my best friend, and it was a joke.

and im not a cocksucker, im a dickhead, big difference.
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Lol the randomest thing ive been text was

"You fat lard choomba dead walrus fooker"
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um...wow. u have strange friends. most irregular msg i've ever gotten was hzgg, and that was an abbreviation for some show lol.
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LuV3r8o1 wrote:
Sefris wrote:Secondly a two parter! Oh how exciting!
duel wielding double sided Ice enchanted chainsaw scythe trident that are on fire
And it can shoot sorrow in the form of large reality destroying bullets which are also on fire
.......you know...I don't really know of anything to really say to that....bit scary actually O.o


One word...ZOMGBBQAWESOMEHAX!
Heard it's +7 too ;)
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Time for round 3:

He wrote:I nearly went blind in one of my eyes tonight

He wrote:a cat attacked me

He wrote:I decided to wear my mothers boyfriends cat as a hat but the cat didnt like that so he scratched my face, if i didnt close my eye when i did he would of

He wrote:destroyed it
...I can only imagine what it would have done to him if he wanted a fur coat instead of just a hat O.o
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wow, and i thought taht i got'd random shit from my friends lol
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my girlfreind sent me a text saying-happy fathersday :shock: :shock:
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ghostkilla43 wrote:my girlfreind sent me a text saying-happy fathersday :shock: :shock:



Ahaha.
Niiice



Most random text I've gotten was from my brother

"the polardactylsaurs are gonna eat you at the speed of ten batmans"

..k.. weirdo.
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lol^
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me strangest text



'Watch out the monkey killer power rangers'

probly me little bro -_- i was sorta scared cause i was outide at night time -_- lol

i started runing home.... lol...
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Round 4 is pretty short:

Female outlays

what about them? lol
sSemnodnar

Salamander? O.o
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Here we go again:

He wrote:Pine scented anal beads
um eww?
He wrote:Acid pants
sounds painful >.<
He wrote:Only he youre not ass flag rubber man
okay first of all only he what? I swear don't start in the middle of a conversation! Second of all that flag sounds painful too >.<
He wrote:Tomorrows next wednesday
F--- does that mean?!
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Some people say their cup is half full, others say it's half empty, but my cup was stolen when I was 3 O.o

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