VERY OFF FORUM

[Doron]

oi m8s, i gt th1s hw abt mkin a chat room converse in wht the book calls "cht r%m slang" 4 engl1sh clss.
so 1 thght, as 1'm on a forum, lts do it hee nd 1 giv a link to ma teach.

s0 say t out loud nd chat to me 1n cht r%m slang XD

[Doron]

I don't even understand one bit of it, but it is my homework so please respond to it. it a bit stupid but hey, who cares what it's about, like anyone understands...

[Stress]

I w1$h u g3t t3h 1337 gr4d3$ is 5ch%l. G%d luck

[Key-J]

$0, y0u m34n y0u w4n7 u$ 70 741k !n73rn37 $14ng? 0r d0 y0u w4n7 u$ 70 741k 1337 $p33k? 1!k3 ! 4m n0w?

41$0, d34r 734ch3r. why w0u1d y0u g!v3 y0ur $7ud3n7$ 4 h0m3w0rk 4$$!gnm3n7 1!k3 7h!$? wh47 !$ 7h3 3duc47!0n41 r34$0n 83h!nd !7?

You know arpat from 1337 speek. Trehe is aslo this kndia tlak, whree your brian dnesot read eeiyvsgnrle letter in the wrod. But just the frist and last one. As long as they are in the right pacle.

It's rllaey cool. I tghuoht yuor tehcaer mgiht find this cool as wlel and gvie you lkie some extra potnis.

Btw, do you know how lnog it took me to wrtie this? It is so anyinong geittng the slipnelg rgiht, but in a wnorg oedrr!

[Stress]

$0, y0u m34n y0u w4n7 u$ 70 741k !n73rn37 $14ng? 0r d0 y0u w4n7 u$ 70 741k 1337 $p33k? 1!k3 ! 4m n0w?

41$0, d34r 734ch3r. why w0u1d y0u g!v3 y0ur $7ud3n7$ 4 h0m3w0rk 4$$!gnm3n7 1!k3 7h!$? wh47 !$ 7h3 3duc47!0n41 r34$0n 83h!nd !7?

You know arpat from 1337 speek. Trehe is aslo this kndia tlak, whree your brian dnesot read eeiyvsgnrle letter in the wrod. But just the frist and last one. As long as they are in the right pacle.

It's rllaey cool. I tghuoht yuor tehcaer mgiht find this cool as wlel and gvie you lkie some extra potnis.

Btw, do you know how lnog it took me to wrtie this? It is so anyinong geittng the slipnelg rgiht, but in a wnorg oedrr!

yaeh, I reviceved a nwesltter aobut tihs smoe tmie ago. it's relaly wrerid

[BrokenSaint]

Oh, cool I'll speak jibberish too.

dfg dfgdfg dfgsadf day shsgh cvbsb dfgdf gdsaew raer dgvbcv b vb xv b vx.
sdfgsfd gfsg sdfg s v gjd jdghj dydhgj dgj fgsd sr sad sf sdf sd feawrs ggdfg.

L0lol th1s thr34d d0esn7 m4k3 s3n$3.

[Key-J]

7h!s 7hr34d |sn7 rand0m j!b83ri5h. w3 @r3 s|_|ppo5ed to 7alk 1337 sp34k!

its for h|s hOm3wOrk, h!s mes5ed |_|p h0mew0rk !f | m@y @dd, dud3. jo0 mu5t 73l1 us wh@7 y0ur t34cher s@|d hah@h@!

[Stress]

l3t'5 h0p3 t3h j!b83ri5h t@lk 15 n07 1n v@n3. M1nd u, t3h 7hr34d h@5 pr3c1s3 purp053s. 1t'5 n07 @ w@5t3 0f t1m3... 0r 15 17?

[XemnasXD]

its like everyones talking like blackfox...NOOOOO!!!

[XMoshe]

its like everyones talking like blackfox...NOOOOO!!!

true that T_T *runs*

[MrJoey]

Tell your teacher to go to hell, for encouraging the stupid shorthand typing, and leet speak, which has been making forums all around damn near ridiculous to read. Those that spoke in leet speak in this topic, or any other idiotic way. _|_

[XemnasXD]

Tell your teacher to go to hell, for encouraging the stupid shorthand typing, and leet speak, which has been making forums all around damn near ridiculous to read. Those that spoke in leet speak in this topic, or any other idiotic way. _|_

>.> ude you know you just gave the finger to key-j right......he's gone like throw lighting bolts or ninja stars at you....you better run or sumthin

[woutR]

oh well I just read he said the teacher was an idiot and not Key-J.
And true, any teacher who gives assignments like these should be hanged.

[BlackFox]

its like everyones talking like Me and XMoshe..NOOOOO!!!

true that T_T *runs*

[Key-J]

Tell your teacher to go to hell, for encouraging the stupid shorthand typing, and leet speak, which has been making forums all around damn near ridiculous to read. Those that spoke in leet speak in this topic, or any other idiotic way. _|_

>.> ude you know you just gave the finger to key-j right......he's gone like throw lighting bolts or ninja stars at you....you better run or sumthin

Sooo sig worthy!!!

[CrimsonNuker]

Thats noob language my friend. Ever see some white kid in cs with a name like "y0 M4m4 15 64Y", and they say "Waaaaaaddup mmmahn nigcka"

Yes thats how retarded it is.

[Zypher]

its ok, nwo got MrJoey's back.

piledriver key-j





i think its a silly assignment tho

[Doron]

dmn duds, th!s 1s ma hw!! 1 gtta gve ths t0 m4 t34tcher!!!!

[Rainigul]

1 d1dn7 r33d 73h h0l 7hr34d, 8cuz 175 h4rd 2 r33d.
1 w1ll ju57 54y 7h15 2 7ry 2 h3lp u ou7.

[Key-J]

Aight, bro but for realz u gta tell us wen ur don wid this thread. Cuz ima have 2 nuke it aight? So, joo jst tell me wen ur teach has seen this k?

Btw, dont you fnid it fnuny how un-1337 ppoele find it when you tlak 1337 spaek. So jsut tell yuor tcaheer taht the ienetrnt is NOT flul of sidstaic 13 year odls ginog WOW RLFAMOOE I PWN NOOBS JOO STHIE!

We are ecuadted, we hvae grammar and spelilng. We are cliilivsed and konw how to cmimuncoate in prepopr ensligh. Now, im not plrsneaoly ilsutned taht you teacher has diceedd to mkae this as a hoowmerk, psrlneloay i fnid it just pislnoets. You are asikng us to seapk in a maennr used olny by a unfnatutroe and salmhfuel sleect few of the itnenret. Lets clal them "Iwrnateb Noobs". Tehse "Inetrwab Nboos" are the oens who spaek all 1337. wOw, ! @m @n !n7r@web noo8 @nd | think 1337 |s 5uper c0O1. !f ! m4ss4 1337 7hen | 5h4ll rul3 teh |ntraw38, @nd n0 0n3 wi1l qu357!on my a|_|7hor!ty! WNROG! you are not the knig of the Ienentrt, you did not baet the innetret. You have olny mdae a cpmelote and uettr fool of yselourf infrnot of millions and millions of polepe wolrd wdie.

Btw, tihs took me seosriuly long to wtire lkie taht!

[MrJoey]

Aight, bro but for realz u gta tell us wen ur don wid this thread. Cuz ima have 2 nuke it aight? So, joo jst tell me wen ur teach has seen this k?

Btw, dont you fnid it fnuny how un-1337 ppoele find it when you tlak 1337 spaek. So jsut tell yuor tcaheer taht the ienetrnt is NOT flul of sidstaic 13 year odls ginog WOW RLFAMOOE I PWN NOOBS JOO STHIE!

We are ecuadted, we hvae grammar and spelilng. We are cliilivsed and konw how to cmimuncoate in prepopr ensligh. Now, im not plrsneaoly ilsutned taht you teacher has diceedd to mkae this as a hoowmerk, psrlneloay i fnid it just pislnoets. You are asikng us to seapk in a maennr used olny by a unfnatutroe and salmhfuel sleect few of the itnenret. Lets clal them "Iwrnateb Noobs". Tehse "Inetrwab Nboos" are the oens who spaek all 1337. wOw, ! @m @n !n7r@web noo8 @nd | think 1337 |s 5uper c0O1. !f ! m4ss4 1337 7hen | 5h4ll rul3 teh |ntraw38, @nd n0 0n3 wi1l qu357!on my a|_|7hor!ty! WNROG! you are not the knig of the Ienentrt, you did not baet the innetret. You have olny mdae a cpmelote and uettr fool of yselourf infrnot of millions and millions of polepe wolrd wdie.

Btw, tihs took me seosriuly long to wtire lkie taht!

I'm so gonna kick your ass.

[Snudge]

¡ wn0t 33vn 4tt3mp7 2 r41t l13k d1z.

[BlackFox]

Aight, bro but for realz u gta tell us wen ur don wid this thread. Cuz ima have 2 nuke it aight? So, joo jst tell me wen ur teach has seen this k?

Btw, dont you fnid it fnuny how un-1337 ppoele find it when you tlak 1337 spaek. So jsut tell yuor tcaheer taht the ienetrnt is NOT flul of sidstaic 13 year odls ginog WOW RLFAMOOE I PWN NOOBS JOO STHIE!

We are ecuadted, we hvae grammar and spelilng. We are cliilivsed and konw how to cmimuncoate in prepopr ensligh. Now, im not plrsneaoly ilsutned taht you teacher has diceedd to mkae this as a hoowmerk, psrlneloay i fnid it just pislnoets. You are asikng us to seapk in a maennr used olny by a unfnatutroe and salmhfuel sleect few of the itnenret. Lets clal them "Iwrnateb Noobs". Tehse "Inetrwab Nboos" are the oens who spaek all 1337. wOw, ! @m @n !n7r@web noo8 @nd | think 1337 |s 5uper c0O1. !f ! m4ss4 1337 7hen | 5h4ll rul3 teh |ntraw38, @nd n0 0n3 wi1l qu357!on my a|_|7hor!ty! WNROG! you are not the knig of the Ienentrt, you did not baet the innetret. You have olny mdae a cpmelote and uettr fool of yselourf infrnot of millions and millions of polepe wolrd wdie.

Btw, tihs took me seosriuly long to wtire lkie taht!

I'm so gonna kick your ass.

LOL ...
hmm Key-J wierd launguage you wrote ,what is it alien mixed whit Some BLAHBLAH ..

[[SD]Black_Snow]

adurka durka W7f !$ G0!n 0n !n 7h!$ 7hr34 !7$ b|00Dy C0nff|_|$!nG woot look at me go

[exality]

okay ppl it is his homework so dont flame him he did not choose the assignment..

and for the homeowrk: 7}{!5 !5 @ 5!11y @55!6/\//\/\3/\/7, 8l_l7 !/\/\ 5l_lR3 !7 (()r31@735 \/\/!7}{ @ fl_l7l_lr3 1355()/\/

[Anh_Hung_Rom]

why is everyone doing 1337 5p34k when the topic is about chat room slang?

[Key-J]

Well, some peepz tink dat 1337 is intraweb slang. So ye.

Diz is more intraweb slng right bro? joo wnted us 2 tlk lik dizz right? but u tlked in 1337 b4, so wat u need us 2 tlk in. Slng or 1337? n i still cnt belive diz is 4 a skool asingment! Crazy!

[dE4]

omfg ur têcher s nutcak t giv tis srt f assignment

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[Doron]

dude, it d305n'7 mttr, he cn't r34d it anywahys, but a5l0ng a5 1t'5 1n 3ngl15h, 17 d0esN'T mttr. Lso, 1t'5 4n 45516nm3n7 frm tha b00k, s0... d0n'7 bl4m3 ma 734ch4h

k?

btw, ths $ lol...
nd if ya'll dun' lyk, dun' rep.


1'll kno wha he think @ thursD
1 giv' em tha l1nk tumm so...

[_Lana_]

God why this forum is geting wierder every sec.....

Meh

Ju d0ds how yee bean m8 !!! Ym $upa gr0et

Ok im bad at this..... *Sigh*