What would you do in terms of a zombie invasion/outbreak

HeavyDutyLagger · Post by **HeavyDutyLagger** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:01 am

After Seeing "28 days later&28 weeks later"... I wonder what would you SRF'ers do if there is a zombi invasion/outbreak.

Locketart · Post by **Locketart** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:03 am

run to the nearest gun store ,get an automatic weapon carry as much ammo and nades as i can. get in my car, drive away while running over zombies.

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:07 am

Locketart wrote:get in my car, drive away while running over zombies.

thats what id do probably.

and they better not make any scratches on my car

HeavyDutyLagger · Post by **HeavyDutyLagger** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:13 am

Me, I will go to the nearest mall and lock myself up with a hot chick.... lol

Gul · Post by **Gul** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:22 am

Grab my spare plasma rifle out of my closet.

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:31 am

I would most likely make my vehical I have atm armored and reinforced ( I own a hummer, not a h2 or h3, a military repo hummer), I would stock the back of it with as much fuel as possible, I would remount the .50 cal machine gun on the back of it. Get as much ammo in that as I could, Grab as many MRE's as I could fit int he remaining space along with water. And get the hell outta dodge!

Skitsefrenik · Post by **Skitsefrenik** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:33 am

/grenades

/grenades

/grenades

/dance

XemnasXD · Post by **XemnasXD** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:05 am

grab my katana...people living in a world full of zombies clearly weren't meant to live forever

Wu · Post by Wu » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:26 am

Blow the dust of my small weapon colection, steal heaps of food in the chaos, go to my friends and family and fortify the house

Oh not to forget; bring a nice amount of cigarette's, Im sure Ill get stressed from those flesh eating zombies

MrJoey · Post by **MrJoey** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:34 am

Fill my car tank. Put lots of pointy things on it. Drive all over the place really fast. Find a few sub machine guns. Shoot those while driving really fast. Find people that pissed me off at one time or another, make zombies turn them into zombies, kill said zombies, laugh at said zombies.

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:36 am

AK them. Run them over. Shoot their face :]

BrokenSaint · Post by **BrokenSaint** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:53 am

[*] Get on top of a tall biulding, launch some golf balls.
[*] Loot some guns from a gun store. Shotgun, M60 most favored.
[*] Set up a fort and build an electric fence.
[*] Loot every damn store.

Yada , yada, yada.

[SD]happynoobing · Post by **[SD]happynoobing** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:54 am

teleport to ponyland?

TacticalMedic · Post by **TacticalMedic** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:59 am

Put Children Of Bodom on, loud ofcourse, grab some HP pots, and take out the fire giraffe unit and start slapping them reatrded zombies :twisted:

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Ell · Post by **Ell** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:02 am

Hug them.

EvilDiablo · Post by **EvilDiablo** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:06 am

I WOULD...........umm..........
i would find a nasa facility and use it and the shuttles it has to shoot into outer space where i would build my own space station and i would use the station to blow up THE WORLD!!!!!!

lol actually, i would probably die

Aaron777 · Post by **Aaron777** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:08 am

seriously,That would be pretty bad and end up like the guy in southpark from the homeless episode.. "time to take the easy way out" *shoots himself about 30 times without actually killing himself* lol 'Change?"

Ryaela · Post by **Ryaela** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:10 am

Fly out to a remote island with my gf and live in peace while the rest of the world is eaten alive. Maybe pick up some friends on the way. I'd consider saving MrJoey too since he pwns trolls and morons, after his car runs out of gas. Although, ZombieJoey would be awesome.

Post by **Rainigul** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:16 am

I'd go to Winchester.

Manowar · Post by **Manowar** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:22 am

Rainigul wrote:I'd go to Winchester.

That made me lol.

I would simply round up all the people i can, hopefully cellular communication wont be knocked out by then otherwise it will be more complicated. Round up all the weapons (chain saw and shotgun perfered) and all the explosives/flammables and clean out a wall mart of zombies. Then we would make a colony on the roof and either wait it out or try to escape/send out a message all depending on how big of a zombie attack it is.

Ashikiheyun · Post by **Ashikiheyun** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:37 am

I haven't seen 28 Weeks Later, but I have seen 28 Days Later....and I'm pretty sure they weren't zombies, it was just a virus infecting the person with "rage." Want a zombie story? Read World War Z.

Anywho, I'd round up all my zombie killing expert friends (and all my other friends anyway), grab guns, explosives, food, water, and candy (mainly skittles, skittles rock) cars/trucks (military edition would be nice) and set up a stronghold and wait till the zombies starve/die of thirst or we kill them all

Rawr! :twisted:

Cloverleaf · Post by **Cloverleaf** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:43 am

I eeeat braaaaiiiiiinzzz :shock:

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:00 am

I would get the nade spam hack from Gunz and own all zombehs!

Na i'd just break into the police station nextdoor and grab some guns, then shoot them

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:02 am

I'd buy a shitload of salt.
If a zombie tastes salt, it'll remind him that it's dead and he'll go back to his grave.

Post by **Rainigul** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:05 am

takolin wrote:I'd buy a shitload of salt.
If a zombie tastes salt, it'll remind him that it's dead and he'll go back to his grave.

lol, wtf?

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:09 am

How to destroy zombies

Hollywood Zombie

Zombies are highly susceptible to fire, burning these creatures is the most effective way of destroying them. Extreme amounts of electrical current will burn a zombie's flesh, thus consuming it in flames. Zombies can also be dispatched by causing extreme trauma to their brain. This can be accomplished by driving a bullet, a drill, a long knife, a hammer, or some other blunt object into the creature's skull.

If the traditional zombie was easily destroyed by exploding the head but stronger chemical formula makes them more difficult to obliterate. In Braindead, Peter Jackson pushes the concept to its extreme limit. All the bits of flesh remain alive: the top half of a head which has been sliced off by a spade spends the rest of the movie getting kicked around the polished and increasingly bloody floor, blinking wistfully at the goings-on; one character's torso is eaten away, but the rest of the body, connected to the head by its spinal column, still waddles around the room; another zombie, cut in half, spills its guts onto the floor, and those guts then proceed to take on a homicidal life of their own.

Voodoo Zombie

The proper incantation and treatment of a the zombie artefacts such as the voodoo doll can harm the zombie and even destroy it. He can also be put to final rest through the appropriate voodoo ceremony, which forces the loa from its body. When a zombie tastes either salt or meat, he recovers his past personality and becomes aware of his state, immediately returning to the grave.

I don't do hollywood zombies.

Post by **Rainigul** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:13 am

Ahhh.

I liked that one thing that said every bit of the zombie remains alive. That's pretty cool, but would suck if those zombies ever came to earth.

BrokenSaint · Post by **BrokenSaint** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:19 am

I'd imitate every damn thing that happened in Shaun of the Dead

Priam · Post by **Priam** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:23 am

i'd get on the phone with chuck norris, he'd know what to do.

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 8:29 am

I remembered a nice flash thing in which a zombie attack was simulated.

Zombieattacksimulation
Even though zombies are five times as slow as normal humans and 10 as slow as panicked humans, they'll take over the town.