PureOwnage

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:37 am

Before anyone takes umbrage at what I'm about to say, let me explain that PureOwnage is a bad egg. If you disagree with my claim that what we need from PureOwnage is fewer monologues and more dialogue, then read no further. She uses the word "anatomicophysiologic" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. People who are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. Let her self-aggrandizing traducements stand as evidence that her intent is to prevent us from asking questions. PureOwnage doesn't want the details checked. She doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts she presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of her "facts" are false. She is the picture of the insane person on the street, babbling to a tree, a wall, or a cloud, which cannot and does not respond to her cop-outs.

PureOwnage's eccentricity is surpassed only by her vanity. And her vanity is surpassed only by her empty theorizing. (Remember her theory that honor counts for nothing?) One of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that PureOwnage focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, she attempts to twist and distort facts to justify her feelings but that just goes to show that PureOwnage is trying to invent a new moral system that legitimizes her desire to dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Her mission? To cast the world into nuclear holocaust. I find that I am embarrassed. Embarrassed that some people just don't realize that PureOwnage's most obnoxious tactic is to fabricate a phony war between materialistic hooligans and illogical busybodies. This way, she can subjugate both groups into helping her reduce us to acute penury. I unmistakably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that if we don't clean up the country and get it back on course again right now, then PureOwnage's policies will soon start to metastasize until they burn PureOwnage's opponents at the stake. To those cranky goof-offs who think that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel, know this: PureOwnage's slaves are quick to point out that because PureOwnage is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, she is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, PureOwnage is a victim of her own success -- a success that enables PureOwnage to convert houses of worship into houses of alcoholism. I would like to end on a heartfelt note. PureOwnage expresses only the noblest intentions, singing praises to the value of community even as she enacts policies that dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members.

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:39 am

lol your using that program to make a false paragraph seeing as you dont have the intellect to even write said paragraph about me? Btw im a guy. Thats the 1st thing you got wrong secondly if you think I'll flame you in any post to come even after said topic you made was posted think again dude. You are not worth my time. GG

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:44 am

PureOwnage wrote:lol your using that program to make a false paragraph seeing as you dont have the intellect to even write said paragraph about me? Btw im a guy. Thats the 1st thing you got wrong secondly if you think I'll flame you in any post to come even after said topic you made was posted think again dude. You are not worth my time. GG

Wtf are you even trying to tell me?

"even after said topic you made"

And my intelect is low...i find this hilarious.

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:45 am

Diz wrote:
PureOwnage wrote:lol your using that program to make a false paragraph seeing as you dont have the intellect to even write said paragraph about me? Btw im a guy. Thats the 1st thing you got wrong secondly if you think I'll flame you in any post to come even after said topic you made was posted think again dude. You are not worth my time. GG

Wtf are you even trying to tell me? "even after said topic you made" And my intelect is low...i find this hilarious.

If you cannot comprehend the sentences I wrote, then you just proved my statements.

Spongey · Post by **Spongey** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:45 am

Use PM, silly boys.

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:49 am

PureOwnage wrote:
Diz wrote:
PureOwnage wrote:lol your using that program to make a false paragraph seeing as you dont have the intellect to even write said paragraph about me? Btw im a guy. Thats the 1st thing you got wrong secondly if you think I'll flame you in any post to come even after said topic you made was posted think again dude. You are not worth my time. GG

Wtf are you even trying to tell me? "even after said topic you made" And my intelect is low...i find this hilarious.

If you cannot comprehend the sentences I wrote, then you just proved my statements.

Maybe if you used grammatically correct statements i would understand you better...

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:49 am

SG is gonna lock this really soon

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:50 am

Meow wrote:SG is gonna lock this really soon

Yea, i happened to just read the rules and i knew it's coming...but why lock it, why don't they just delete it instead?

cin · Post by **cin** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:51 am

Meow wrote:SG is gonna lock this really soon

xP

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:02 am

I remember when some1 made a topic hating on me.
Man, I miss those days.

nightbloom · Post by **nightbloom** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:05 am

WOW Diz, you've reached new heights of adolescent retardation, congratulations. lol

Vortexx · Post by **Vortexx** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:08 am

When will people stop using the insult generator?

Diz, you fail.

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:08 am

nightbloom wrote:WOW Diz, you've reached new heights of adolescent retardation, congratulations. lol

Thanks, i love you too. ^^

Krais · Post by **Krais** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:09 am

nightbloom wrote:WOW Diz, you've reached new heights of adolescent retardation, congratulations. lol

I laugh at how you still think you're better than everyone nightbloom.

Diz · Post by **Diz** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:09 am

Vortexx wrote:When will people stop using the insult generator?

Diz, you fail.

When Jesus comes back to earth, that's when.

Haha07 · Post by **Haha07** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:10 am

i totally agree with you Diz...pure ownage is just an all around p.o.s

BrowNTyGeR · Post by **BrowNTyGeR** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:11 am

pure ownage for president...all da rest r noobiez!

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:18 am

Krais wrote:
nightbloom wrote:WOW Diz, you've reached new heights of adolescent retardation, congratulations. lol

I laugh at how you still think you're better than everyone nightbloom.

kekekekeke

By the way Diz, .. your char has man boobs.... Ewwwwwwwww

nightbloom · Post by **nightbloom** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:19 am

Krais wrote:
nightbloom wrote:WOW Diz, you've reached new heights of adolescent retardation, congratulations. lol

I laugh at how you still think you're better than everyone nightbloom.

Not everyone, just you.

Kill_4_FooD · Post by **Kill_4_FooD** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:22 am

i gotta agree with diz, she does catch a bf when some1 says something that contradicts whatever she said.

Sin · Post by **Sin** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:37 am

1:

2: The rulebook says: "Do not flame or personally attack others."

Diz wrote:why lock it, why don't they just delete it instead?

We leave the thread just to embarrass the perpetrator in front of everybody and to shame them into self-consciousness. That and to inform other forum-goers not to do what you just did.

So I will reiterate: "Do not flame or personally attack others."