the noobist question youv been asked ?

GodsAngel · Post by **GodsAngel** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:26 am

noob: 1mil suit makes you invisible =O omgosh.
me: really now....

(thought we cleared this up a year ago.)
~10k plxzz

TwelveEleven · Post by **TwelveEleven** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:53 am

Me: WTB Lv 16 SoX!
Noob: You're buying lvl 16 socks?
Me: No, i'm buying SoS/SoM/SoSun
Noob: What's that

Me: Explains
Noob: Cool, how can i make sox?
Me: You can't you have to find them in a drop..
Noob: No i want to make SOCKS!
Me: ...

And so on..

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:08 am

zephyr wrote:How do I farm? I've heard so much about it. I really want to farm.

What monsters do I need to kill for bandit archer quest?

HEY THATS A HARD QUEST.
i bet you back in the day you killed bandit archers and u never saw the Farking number thing go up cuz you joymax is gay and you have to kill bandit BOWMAN (even though it says archers)

WoLfFy · Post by **WoLfFy** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:15 am

tyfly wrote:newb: 10k please need potions
me: how about 100k
newb: no 10k
me: don't have 10k but 100k
newb: no 10k plz

lol i offered em more and he turned it down

l0l

H0tty · Post by **H0tty** » Fri May 11, 2007 7:18 am

lol.....

Krystan · Post by **Krystan** » Fri May 11, 2007 8:28 am

being a relative n00b myself I resist the temptation to ask stupid questions in game, rather I'll just struggle to figure out something for myself so I don't give anyone any ammo to sling at me.

The other night I set up afk stall for a while and when I came back there was a little mail icon on my screen, I'd never seen it before so I clicked on it and apparently I'm very special, because I had personally been selected to receive a free sosun weapon.

All I had to do was provide my ID and password and it was all mine.

ID - sukmi
Pass - b!gphatkokuazwype

It took me ten minutes to figure out pressing the 'U' key opened up that screen. Coincidently I also discovered the party matching and a couple of other hot keys that night

n00b in training here but I'm learning.

THE_ZUL · Post by **THE_ZUL** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:02 am

it always happened to me at dw

n00b : hey..i can make ur sos weapon turn to sosun
ME : how
n00b : follow me....
*i follow those n00b*
ME : so what shud i do now *pretending*
n00b : ok listen...drop ur sos weapon now..i dont take ur sos promise
ME : lol
n00b : look im far away from u
ME : my sos is better than sosun
n00b : im only helping you..bye noob

3rd time ppl try scam me with those skill...

WoLfFy · Post by **WoLfFy** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:27 pm

[color=darkblue]This happened today .....

stupid guy was foloing me so i aid wat .. he dt anwe for like 10 mins nd heept foloing me soi said to him press enterthen type wat u want to say

then he said.....

noob:hi
me:it took u all this time to say hi??
noob:wat is my lvl??
me: how should i kno, its ur char
noob: how do i kno my lvl?
me: its at the top beside u name .... -.-
noob: wers my name plzzz ?
lol .... "..wers my name plzzz"

lol "plzzz"
is he ordering somthing or wat ???

shadowman20875 · Post by **shadowman20875** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:17 pm

noob:whats a sword?
me:a weapon
noob:what do u do with it?
me:... u kill things...
noob:how?
me:come here, ill show u

DeathAngel1986 · Post by **DeathAngel1986** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:23 pm

i'm in the same party as 1 player...
He: what lvl are you?
Me: press "p"
He: did
Me: look there
He: did
He: so what lvl are you?

:banghead:

RVman · Post by **RVman** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:24 pm

#1: what are you doing?
#2: SP farming...
#1: where is the sp farm?
#2: >_>....

WoLfFy · Post by **WoLfFy** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:26 pm

RVman wrote:#1: what are you doing?
#2: SP farming...
#1: where is the sp farm?
#2: >_>....

Rofl

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:37 pm

GodsAngel wrote:noob: 1mil suit makes you invisible =O omgosh.
me: really now....

(thought we cleared this up a year ago.)
~10k plxzz

I thought that.
Saved up. Bought one.
And was like wtf?

firefox6 · Post by **firefox6** » Fri May 11, 2007 9:51 pm

this happen last night. not a question but still..

noob: dp you bot?
me lol stfu noob
noob: i got get my lvl 96 char and kill you now..
me: i will give you my sos if you do.

heroo · Post by **heroo** » Fri May 11, 2007 10:59 pm

check out this:

A few days ago on Oasis i was lookin for a nice 52 SOS+5 spear, willing to pay 75 mill. So this guy pm's me and he says, i know a stall which sells the spear for only 55 mill but if i lead you to that stall i want 10mill.

Desperate as i was i agreed ( although i was not plannin to pay the guy 10 mill ), but well..., so he led me to the stall and i bought the spear, so i sai to the guy i wont give u 10 mill, but since u helped ill give u 1 mill.

LOL he went crazy calling me names and scammer and i dont know what :S, lol he continued following me for like 40 mins, wanting his other 9 mill.

I mean come on lol, he only brought me from the stable to the potseller and he wants 10 mill LOL, he should be glad i gave him 1 mill, most people wouldn't even gave him 10k -.-

but we're kinda friends now

, he says that '' i still own him ' -.-

Nodame · Post by **Nodame** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:21 pm

southkorea321 wrote:n00b: how do you sit down?

man. i actually was typing to my friend and i ended up sitting by accident...

i spent the next 5 minutes spamming.. how do i get up T_T

ownedpl0x · Post by **ownedpl0x** » Fri May 11, 2007 11:58 pm

I once asked myself when I was first starting

"What are blues?"

GaS · Post by **GaS** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:11 am

Some of you need to change your names to Noob2 in your reenactment with a noob encounter.

deep.in · Post by **deep.in** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:19 am

shadowman20875 wrote:noob:whats a sword?
me:a weapon
noob:what do u do with it?
me:... u kill things...
noob:how?
me:come here, ill show u

I don't think there is such human on earth, who don't know what is a weapon, and what you can do with it...specially a human, who plays video games. So...

poehalcho · Post by **poehalcho** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:15 am

this is probably my dumbest action although i laughed my jaw off, i was with a friend. and he got an som lvl 12 from a tiger. we went to dw telling we were gonna quit the game and drop an som. we started counting down 4 times, a the second time guy came. when we were finally gonna drop it we told him it was a joke. 10 seconds later he posted: (******NL) is a bot. after that we suddenly got hundreds of pm's asking if we are a bot. we started to curse all of em. 1 was in english and the other 1000 were in dutch.

borat2 · Post by **borat2** » Sat May 12, 2007 11:26 am

heroo wrote:check out this:

A few days ago on Oasis i was lookin for a nice 52 SOS+5 spear, willing to pay 75 mill. So this guy pm's me and he says, i know a stall which sells the spear for only 55 mill but if i lead you to that stall i want 10mill.

Desperate as i was i agreed ( although i was not plannin to pay the guy 10 mill ), but well..., so he led me to the stall and i bought the spear, so i sai to the guy i wont give u 10 mill, but since u helped ill give u 1 mill.

LOL he went crazy calling me names and scammer and i dont know what :S, lol he continued following me for like 40 mins, wanting his other 9 mill.

I mean come on lol, he only brought me from the stable to the potseller and he wants 10 mill LOL, he should be glad i gave him 1 mill, most people wouldn't even gave him 10k -.-

but we're kinda friends now , he says that '' i still own him ' -.-

someone who had that gold and saw you willing to pay that much might just have bought it out of the stall and sell it to you but instead someone was nice enough to help you and you choose to be a lamer (that guy did not EARN those 10m but by telling him you will is just lame) next time just tell him you will give him 1m that is an easy profit for him anyway.

Ingame there are so many but most have been said and i can`t come up with a decent one
on SRF all those when will "this" update come out topic

Carnophage · Post by **Carnophage** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:10 pm

"Where can i find the general" _0_

Best question ever.

Jarno120 · Post by **Jarno120** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:14 pm

hereticz wrote:Ok here's my encounter...
I was spamming globals to buy a SoM/Sun Glaive and this noob pmed me;
Noob:Hi you want have wind2? "Instert the letters with wierd symbols them Turks always use"
Me:Uhhh im buying a Glaive not elements...
Noob:YOU WANT HAVE WIND 2????
(Seeing that he was getting increasingly frustrated i decided to entertain him)
Me:Uhhh do you want to buy or sell wind 2?
Noob:(Silence for a while)
Me:You are selling wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:You want to buy wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:Then what is it you want?
Noob:I donkt know
Me:What are you pming me for then?
Noob:Wind 2
Me:Ok, lets try this again do you want to BUY or SELL wind 2??
Noob:No
Noob:You want have fire 2??
Me:OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!?
Noob:I donkt know..
Me:

LOL XD, had that before to =)

cin · Post by **cin** » Sat May 12, 2007 12:17 pm

just now somebody in Q&A..

"how do i change camera view to front and sides?"

"right mouse click + move mouse?"

"ty"

Xyphus · Post by **Xyphus** » Sat May 12, 2007 2:11 pm

turk : tuklumsun ?
Me : sorry no.
turk : katkefsd bfdfl dfb ?
Me : ? I am not turk man.
turk : ..... mom bitch .
Me : u_h

UniQ · Post by **UniQ** » Sat May 12, 2007 4:38 pm

tyfly wrote:newb: 10k please need potions
me: how about 100k
newb: no 10k
me: don't have 10k but 100k
newb: no 10k plz

lol i offered em more and he turned it down

XD

romus · Post by **romus** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:10 pm

firefox6 wrote:this happen last night. not a question but still..

noob: dp you bot?
me lol stfu noob
noob: i got get my lvl 96 char and kill you now..
me: i will give you my seal of rain axe if you do.

the.unseen. · Post by **the.unseen.** » Sat May 12, 2007 6:48 pm

My friend asked me how do you know when you get hacked.

DeepEvil · Post by **DeepEvil** » Sat May 12, 2007 7:22 pm

mostly that was a xrazy convertaion i ever had

noob:hey wat is that gold hands do?
me:it only gives u 100% more of ur exp and sp for 24hours,but it only work in 3 hours a day
noob:cool how can i use it?
me:be lvl10 and right click on it and use it

after 2hours

noob:hey im lvl10 can i use it now?
me:yep have fun

----------
on the next day i met him

noob:hey where is that gold hand? i cant use it?
noob:u lied to me...

its only for 6hours straight after i use it grrr!!

me:did i told ya its for 3hours per a day?

noob: no....

me:dam thats why noobs like u use the GT (gold ticket) in higher lvl or watever

noob:GT? lol where i can buy it?

god help me :cry:

GT for gold ticket or for GT mustage?

Orilana · Post by **Orilana** » Sat May 12, 2007 8:39 pm

A friend made an account on the same server as me. I went to him to give him a few bits of armour etc to start training.

He said "Thanks" in public chat. Then after I left, he asked me how to talk in public in white. :roll: