the noobist question youv been asked ?

WoLfFy · Post by **WoLfFy** » Thu May 10, 2007 9:47 pm

imbord .... im waiti forthe inspectionto be mpleted s hower is bord check this out

i get strted
write the silliest question youv been asked while ur playin sro

Silly guy: plzzzz rees me
Me: u can rees ursef, ur pvpig and u can resurect in te same place
silly guy: ok thanx

eazy ... ey

Heaven_King · Post by **Heaven_King** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:05 pm

Uriko · Post by **Uriko** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:07 pm

Noob: How do I save game?

PS Resize your sig

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:07 pm

Heaven_King wrote:lol

indeed.... :roll:

HyorunmarouZ · Post by **HyorunmarouZ** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:07 pm

Learn to type hehe

Mmm noobiest question?
Noob: How do i attack monsters?/Where can i find mangyans?(doing the tutorial i guess)

Website · Post by **satman83** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:08 pm

grammar anyone??

well has to be this morning so retarded :roll:

me: hey as TG spawned yet (just logged on)
person: rolflamo what a noob
me: pardon, i logged on has she spawned yet?
person: what to pvp noob..am lvl33
me: and am lvl53 and would kill you one hit
person (scrolls away): noob i pwned you

not really a nooby question but it got a nooby responce

Uriko · Post by **Uriko** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:10 pm

satman83 wrote:grammar anyone??

well has to be this morning so retarded

me: hey as TG spawned yet (just logged on)
person: rolflamo what a noob
me: pardon, i logged on has she spawned yet?
person: what to pvp noob..am lvl33
me: and am lvl53 and would kill you one hit
person (scrolls away): noob i pwned you

not really a nooby question but it got a nooby responce

lmao

Auriga · Post by **Auriga** » Thu May 10, 2007 10:59 pm

Uriko wrote:Noob: How do I save game?

PS Resize your sig

LOL

tyfly · Post by **tyfly** » Thu May 10, 2007 11:01 pm

newb: 10k please need potions
me: how about 100k
newb: no 10k
me: don't have 10k but 100k
newb: no 10k plz

lol i offered em more and he turned it down

NinjaNara · Post by **NinjaNara** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:17 am

PLayer#537385: wuts a bot?

But if that's a "bad" example.. I'd have to say..

Player#537385: how do I log out?

Lamez, I know.

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:20 am

some guy asked me for "200k plz" the other day.
I was like "wtf man, in my days it was 10k"

Crni_Vatreni · Post by **Crni_Vatreni** » Fri May 11, 2007 12:34 am

I guess this one was the most stupid:

noob:How did u do blade combo with glaive?
me:it's a secret.
noob:are u a hacker?

:banghead:

Marce_ · Post by **Marce_** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:42 am

A lvl. 80 asked me what does he do when he does thief runs. :banghead:

Frozen · Post by **Frozen** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:49 am

Not really a question but someone on Troy was spamming
"WTB: HIGH LVL CHAR" and when i said why not lvl your own they said
they did and gm banned them for using a robot

southkorea321 · Post by **southkorea321** » Fri May 11, 2007 1:53 am

n00b: how do you sit down?

Disconn3cted · Post by **Disconn3cted** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:04 am

on one of my videos a comment said

i am lvl 57 and dont know what weapon elixers are please explain it to me

fena · Post by **fena** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:04 am

Someone asked me once, "Where can I find Tiger Man?"
And I was like, "Tiger Man?"
And he was like, "Well... don't all the White Tigers come from Tiger Man and Tiger Woman... mating?"

Not that great, I know, haha, but gave me atleast a slight chuckle.

NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:12 am

Is this girl a boy? :roll:

Posei · Post by **Posei** » Fri May 11, 2007 2:27 am

southkorea321 wrote:n00b: how do you sit down?

Hey now...

I didn't know how when I first started either..

Farmer Oreo · Post by **Farmer Oreo** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:41 am

whats the noobist question ive evr been asked hmm noob: everyone keeps calling me a noob what is that?

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Fri May 11, 2007 3:45 am

*How do I attack?

zephyr · Post by **zephyr** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:21 am

How do I farm? I've heard so much about it. I really want to farm.

What monsters do I need to kill for bandit archer quest?

trik · Post by **trik** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:26 am

wtf you can resurrect yourself while pvping?

I think i might of been that noob who asked you that T_T

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:30 am

pvping with a cape on the hell you cant ressurect yourself! [insert roflcopter here!]

Cruor · Post by **Cruor** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:39 am

Nooblet: hey r u tat guy dat made those vidz
Myself: Yes.
Nooblet: hay cud u tell me how to make gms armor so i can pwn those thiefs
Nooblet: aslo cud u tell me how to make gms tag? i swear i only use for gud
Myself: ...

Yeah, so maybe I overdid the horrid grammar, but to me, everyone else's poor typing looks that bad.

ciddy · Post by **ciddy** » Fri May 11, 2007 4:41 am

"el diablio!!!!!!!" (when i had zerk on)

"why do you look like me"

hereticz · Post by **hereticz** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:08 am

Ok here's my encounter...
I was spamming globals to buy a SoM/Sun Glaive and this noob pmed me;
Noob:Hi you want have wind2? "Instert the letters with wierd symbols them Turks always use"
Me:Uhhh im buying a Glaive not elements...
Noob:YOU WANT HAVE WIND 2????
(Seeing that he was getting increasingly frustrated i decided to entertain him)
Me:Uhhh do you want to buy or sell wind 2?
Noob:(Silence for a while)
Me:You are selling wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:You want to buy wind 2?
Noob:No
Me:Then what is it you want?
Noob:I donkt know
Me:What are you pming me for then?
Noob:Wind 2
Me:Ok, lets try this again do you want to BUY or SELL wind 2??
Noob:No
Noob:You want have fire 2??
Me:OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!?
Noob:I donkt know..
Me: :banghead:

LittleTom · Post by **LittleTom** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:30 am

Person: You have a girl char.
Me: ....
Person: Are you a girl in real life? Wanna go out?
Me: I'm a guy. I' m not gay. God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. Please get out of your computer chair and into real life.
Person: YOU'RE A GAY STUPID NEWB.
Me: I'm higher level than you therefore i am not a newb. I have a girlfriend therefore I'm not gay. I'm 1-2 years ahead in all my subjects therefore I'm not stupid.
Person: Will you fuk off?
Me: Well, "off" is not an object, therefore i can't "fuk" it. I cant "fuk off" because it is impossible to fuk something that isn't an object.
Person: What?

Edit : spelling

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri May 11, 2007 5:56 am

lol I have had some rather strange... things happen in my 1+year ~_~ lol

whats funny is when you get people pming you when you do a global

Noob: how do i do that yellow text?
Me: Global chat
Noob: where do i get it?
me:O.o item mall
Noob: whats item mall?

or how about when they see an soX

Noob: how does your wep glow like that!?
me: its soX
noob: how do I make one of those?

and a bunch more I can't think of right now ~_~ lol

cool2fool · Post by **cool2fool** » Fri May 11, 2007 6:24 am

Noob: I trade my lv. 77 char for your
me: lol