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Who Would win this Fight?

Chuck Norris
7
50%
Steven Seagal
3
21%
Jean Claude Van Damme
4
29%
 
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ThatOneMan3424
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hmm...i dont kno.....
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Well Van dam is mostly a dancer so I'd go with Chuck Norris
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Locketart wrote:Well Van dam is mostly a dancer so I'd go with Chuck Norris

i thought gymnast

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Van Damn was a kickboxer..
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Chuck Norris would throw total gyms at both of their heads.

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lol CHUCK NORRIS FTW
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Chuck Norris's brothers are death and pain, and he killed them both with a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris gave the devil his soul in exchange for his abnormal strenght and fighting skills.
After that he gave the devil a roundhouse kick and took his soul back.
The devil, knowing that he made the mistake in the irony had no reason to complain and now both of them play poker everyday.

I'd say Chuck, cos hes so hardcore.
The problem is: he doesn't know it :P
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