Hide your wives and daughters! Surrender your couch to me!

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:04 pm

I'm invading Europe! Who will give me a couch to sleep on for a night, in exchange for me being a borderline funny pain in the ass, and very possibly baking a cake or cooking dinner?

Google Maps gets more awesome daily, I share with you my very vague travel plans:
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8& ... f7dd&msa=0

The date is also vague, but depending on a few things I'll probably be getting on a plane either this Saturday or the following Wednesday, arriving the next morning, and departing around 2 weeks later.

If any are so cowardly as to refuse me their couch, or so poor as to not have a couch, show me something cool anyway. Something cool could be anything from a landmark to the hot girl coworker you stalk in your spare time to a beer and some talk. If you're not on my Very Vague travel plan map, but you're in the area and you want to hang out and/or surrender your couch to me, let me know, particularly if you're in England or Sweden because then I will check to see if I can save money at an airport closer to you. I like to save money. [Insert Jew joke]

I also found a flight for $50 less leaving from NYC instead of Boston, so I might hop on a chinatown bus and do that. Who's in NYC and wants to run around central park like an idiot with me for an afternoon? Great success!

[SD]happynoobing · Post by **[SD]happynoobing** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:11 pm

go to google.com

click on maps

click on get direction

put in new york to london

read #23 on the direction results.

u should try that instead, planes are for noobs.

Anh_Hung_Rom · Post by **Anh_Hung_Rom** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:11 pm

If you're a girl, hide yourself as well!

Hey man, have fun. If my home is on your path, you could crash with me any time.

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:19 pm

Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:If you're a girl, hide yourself as well!

Hey man, have fun. If my home is on your path, you could crash with me any time.

and wake up with a sore anus to boot :shock:

Anh_Hung_Rom · Post by **Anh_Hung_Rom** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:22 pm

Enters Satman - speaking from experience since 1995.

I got you sore satman? I tried to be gentle. Sowwie...

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:27 pm

Im 50 miles from London... :roll:

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:30 pm

You have wife, daughter, couch for Bake?

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:33 pm

Sorry don't have all 3

I don't have a wife, coz im female. Don't have a daughter coz i'm to young and the couch is kinda taken

Key-J · Post by **Key-J** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:36 pm

He will just have you then

Is all good

Ryaela · Post by **Ryaela** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:44 pm

Just don't take a Scottish wife... Medieval 2 pre-battle speech is so true! D:

Also, yeah, Google maps is ftw... direction 26 go! (Had to tinyurl the link, was like 100 characters long originally. o.o)

http://tinyurl.com/2g3ltt

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:53 pm

I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

[SD]Frites · Post by **[SD]Frites** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:03 pm

idk if you will find much couches in holland but in the province i live in the ppl are kind, but you don't travel through Limburg ic

takolin · Post by **takolin** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:27 pm

It looks like you pass Belgium.
I could lend you a couch but dates are the most probable issues.

Alfred · Post by **Alfred** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:31 pm

Looks like I am on Bake's visiting list. Be jealous you all!

Fat_Smurf · Post by **Fat_Smurf** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:15 pm

imma lock my door -.-

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:19 pm

Bastet wrote:I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

ahh cool i been there...i live in Southall, London

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:27 pm

im swedish

where in sweden are you going? any special plans?

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:34 pm

satman83 wrote:
Bastet wrote:I live in a little town called colchester, on the east coast.. (Essex)

ahh cool i been there...i live in Southall, London

Oh NO...... Im gonna move far far away

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:53 pm

lol look whos talking...Essex

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:54 pm

LOL whats wrong with Essex, and don't say Essex girl

http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/essex1.htm

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:11 pm

Bakemaster wrote:Who will give me a couch to sleep on for a night, in exchange for me being a borderline funny pain in the ass, and very possibly baking a cake or cooking dinner?

You really baking a cake .. And wow dinner to ? If i want a cake and a dinner what you say?

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:26 pm

Bastet wrote:LOL whats wrong with Essex, and don't say Essex girl

http://www.btinternet.com/~homepage/essex1.htm

ahhh...lol

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:35 pm

Hahaha, be careful Black, what if spycop followed me? Post pictures of us having dinner, and Zypher come hunt me down? Are you sure you want to know?

@Bastet ah well, you're not really on my route anyway. Buy another couch and move to somewhere around Ashford, and we'll talk.

@Luoma new plans, I might go through Denmark and only spend a little time in the south of Sweden, since Alfred finally told me where he is. But! I never met a Swede I didn't like! And that's really amazing considering how many people I meet on the internet that I don't like. So if you're in the south maybe you can show me someplace fun.

[SD]Kratos · Post by **[SD]Kratos** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:42 pm

I'd help you if you were going to Paris but....Its for suckers like you said... NOT

You gonna miss Paris, the greatest city ever

And i'm talking about champs-elysées and eiffel tower only lol, there are tons of other things

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:52 pm

Bakemaster wrote:Hahaha, be careful Black, what if spycop followed me? Post pictures of us having dinner, and Zypher come hunt me down? Are you sure you want to know?

I know who can stop SpyCop dont worry

and hmm Zypher be more tricky to stop hunt you ,but you have maybe a idea about Zypher ?
If I am sure hmm tell me after i can answer you..

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:52 pm

You can't miss Colchester out

There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle :roll:

http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:02 pm

-)G(-Kratos wrote:I'd help you if you were going to Paris but....Its for suckers like you said... NOT

You gonna miss Paris, the greatest city ever And i'm talking about champs-elysées and eiffel tower only lol, there are tons of other things

Heh, sorry Kratos, I was having fun when I made that map and didn't know I could be sharing it with a link. I would like to see Paris but I don't have a huge budget, and if I do some traveling through France I will have to buy a more expensive eurorail pass so I don't know if it's going to happen. Thinking about it though. Good food calls to me.

BlackFox, if you have a couch for me to sleep on, I can cook for you. Maybe even tell you some SeCreT... But never admit this! First say yes.

Ooh a castle. If I had the time and money I would see much more of the UK. And I saw Casino Royale last night by the way.

Website · Post by **satman83** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:06 pm

Bastet wrote:You can't miss Colchester out There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle
http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

its very boring...dude come london...LONDON, best city on the planet
best night life and hottest girls

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:08 pm

satman83 wrote:
Bastet wrote:You can't miss Colchester out There is so much great stuff to do..

Did I mention that Colchester is Britain’s oldest recorded town, we even have a castle
http://www.colchestermuseums.org.uk/cas ... index.html

Yeah I know its boring

its very boring...dude come london...LONDON, best city on the planet
best night life and hottest girls

London ain't the best city in the world.. I went a few weeks ago, it was soooooooo boring

Isis · Post by **Isis** » Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:11 pm

Oh I love Daniel Craig :love:

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