Noobs Say the Darnest Things

[RVman]

This one is based on a real story that happened to me this summer:

Noob:
<sends me a message into my unread notices box under the name "Event_So_Ok"
Notice: Hello. This is silkroad online. Due to our summer event you get 200 silks for free. This is not a fake.
<on another message because there is no room in the first one>
Notice: To get your silk, you have to place your ID and password as a reply. please make sure that you spell them correctly.

[Silver]

ME: (GLOBLE) WTS lvl 16 SOM bow +3 only 22million
Nubnet: whats the crit?
ME: crit 5
Nublet: ouch thats low, i'll give u 15m for it.
ME: som+3 u can 1 hit kill archers so why does it matter?
Nublet: yes but its low. i'll give u 15m.
ME: fuuk off.............


Definition of Nublet: (Urban Dictionary.com)

When two n00bs mate, they reproduce a nublet.
When two n00bs fuuk and make a nublet, jesus kills a bunny.

omg i'd buy that O_o

what server? xD

[Psychedeelic]

This one is based on a real story that happened to me this summer:

Noob:
<sends me a message into my unread notices box under the name "Event_So_Ok"
Notice: Hello. This is silkroad online. Due to our summer event you get 200 silks for free. This is not a fake.
<on another message because there is no room in the first one>
Notice: To get your silk, you have to place your ID and password as a reply. please make sure that you spell them correctly.

wondering how many dumb noobs gave their pass XD

[DeathAngel1986]

Any post that even comes close to referencing a turk, the turkish language or anything resembling racism is going to be deleted without warning. Persistance in disobeying the rules posted on the forum will lead to further action.

You will not be racist, flame others or argue with me about it because you will lose.

I hope I am clear.

ok.. but the nest things... might be considerd with a rasist content... this are not so... i only say what happend

1st story

noob 1 - him me pls
noob 2 - why?
noob 1 - i wanna go to town
noob 2 hits noob 1 and gets murder
i kill noob 2
noob 1 - ressssss pls
me - now you can go to town
noob 1 - f**k noob
me - i was jucking but now you can really go to town
noob 1 - are you turk?
me - no
noob 1 - i am
me - so???
noob 1 - REEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and so on....

2nd story

noob - come you scarry pvp
me - ok
we pvp and i kill him several times...
noob - lvl?
me - 72 with 9 gap
noob - can't be
me - join my pt
the noob joins the pt...
noob - you got hack man?? why you hack??
me - cause i can
noob - i gm... you ban... you noob
me - ok... ban me...

3rd story

i was hunting and killed a thief
noob thief - res pls
me - if you res here i will kill you again
noob thief - f**k you
noob thief get's a ress and i kill him
noob thief - why do you kill me?
me - learn not to say f**k you first
noob thief - f**k you
noob thief gets an other ress and i kill him again
noob thief - let me ressssss so i can go back to town
me - resurect in town....
noob thief - i get faster if i walk

this are just some on them... that i can find now in my screenshots

edit - i deleted a story... i said some racist things there...sry