Noobs Say the Darnest Things

[lolster]

me (in thief suit no weapon showing): so trading huh?

noob trader1: yeah I need to make some money

Me: I see you have a hunter how many stars is the trade?

Noob trader1: three

Noob trader2: dude shut up

Me: I see your hunter is level 52+ good thing hes around huh?

Noob trader 2: yeah so you better not try anything.

Me: equips 72+5 spear then unequips

Hunter: uh bye guys good luck

Noob trader 2: uh oh

Me: See you soon (at this point I put them on trace)

They PMed me for 5-10 minutes alternating between saying leave us alone, help us and calling me noob.

I went to dinner and came back and I was still following them around jangan and couldn't even see the ond conversation because they kept pming.

lol!!! i do that when im in hunter helping a friend and i see high lvl thief i be like well i have to go bye!

[MastaChiefX]

Some kid was talking trash to me and a couple of guildies that were thief'd up, so we got a light bow to rape him.

[Ashikiheyun]

ROLF..!^^

This happend a while back on my old char on Troy

Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)

Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load
Me:(summons horsey follows him around)
Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff
(my npc theifs spawn)
Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off
(noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff)
Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back
Me: bye noob
Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <)
Me: walks off laughing

ummm, sorry to say, you are the noob if you think you can just summon a horse and have npc spawn.

Didn't one thief use to spawn even if you didn't have goods? Or am I just remembering wrong...

[andronika]

me looking around in Jangan's stalls, searchind for 2/3d str tabs. I see someone put 2 monster scroll for 10k and I buy them of course. Then one guy starts shouting "wtb monster scrolls 300k each" and noob realises they cost more than 5k each. So:

Noob: Please, give back my monster scrolls or I will report u
Me:ok, go report me
Noob: U lie to me, I'm serious, I will report u in 5...4...
Me:*falling off my chair laughing" 1... go report me now that I bought something from ur stall
noob: can u give me back 1 pls pls I need a wolf
me:uhh no
noob:can I have 500k then, each costs 500k, pls pls
Me: go drink a glass of cold water
noob: I am reporting u now
me: thanks for the laugh

[Hitman144]

noobs askin for how to turn a item in to sos are noobs, they just want help for the sake of god , ther probly new ,

noob = new player

a person that trading u a sos bow , and then changes it to s normal bow is a scammer, dont get it confused with a noob . if u do ur the noob here

get it right people,

people asking for money r beggers , not a noob get that also right . for the sake of god all of u r noobs in here

[maddawgtress]

Noob or not, this thread was started basically to bring up a good laugh from convos in-game with people. GET A SENSE OF HUMOR U NOOB

meanwhile:

noob: I've been playing this game 5 months, I'm not a noob!
me: Then WHY are you asking for money?? Go do a trade run... NOOB....


Point: you ARE a noob if you're asking for money.....

[exality]

actually newb-new person
noob-dumb spamming de de deee

[Ai]

I'm starting to wonder...

who is "noob"?

[maddawgtress]

Ok if you want to get all TECHNICAL, YOU are wrong too exality !!!

It's not newb, it's newbie, which has been shortened to newb, and then turned to 1 syllable by noob instead of new-bie, further shortening it for gamers. noob is not in the dictionary, newb is not in the dictionary, only newbie is.

new·bie /ˈnubi, ˈnyu‑/ Pronunciation[noo-bee, nyoo‑]
–noun
a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
[Origin: 1965–70, Americanism; perh. newb(orn) + -ie]


newbie: it's not noob it's newb
me: it's not newb it's newbie

You know you're a noob when:
You haven't been around games long enough to just accept noob as meaning newbie, you have to correct it in a thread made for fun

[rangah]

Ok if you want to get all TECHNICAL, YOU are wrong too exality !!!

It's not newb, it's newbie, which has been shortened to newb, and then turned to 1 syllable by noob instead of new-bie, further shortening it for gamers. noob is not in the dictionary, newb is not in the dictionary, only newbie is.

new·bie /ˈnubi, ˈnyu‑/ Pronunciation[noo-bee, nyoo‑]
–noun
a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.
[Origin: 1965–70, Americanism; perh. newb(orn) + -ie]
I love you, welcome to the forums!


newbie: it's not noob it's newb
me: it's not newb it's newbie

You know you're a noob when:
You haven't been around games long enough to just accept noob as meaning newbie, you have to correct it in a thread made for fun

[nightbloom]

#1

noob: hi
me: hi
(long pause)
noob: I saw ur movie on youtube. I really liked it. -or- I saw your post on SRF.
me: Great! Thx! Glad you liked it.
(attempted add to friends' list, which is full)
noob: Can I join ur guild? -or- Can you give me gold? -or- Can I be in your next movie?
me: no
noob: Where are you from? Are you really a girl? Is Fly on? (etc.. ect..)
me: Im kinda busy, grinding here.
noob: O_O I thought we were friends?!!!

Repeat 20X per day.

#2

me: (Global) Selling level XX SoX item +X for XX,XXX gold PM me pls.
[in whispers:]
noob 1: Res pls
noob 2: I saw your movie
noob 3: How much is a SOX 12 item worth?
noob 4: How does alchemy work?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 6: What level are you?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 7: OMG you are such a !@$^#%
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 3: Well? How much is it worth
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 3: Why wont you answer me?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM

me: Globals are SUCH a waste of money..... =/

[YourDaddy]

Shopping wearing my 32+4 SOS spear..

N00b: I want to buy your spear.
Me: It's not for sale. I'm still using it for a few more lvls.
N00b: But I want to buy it now. I neeeeeeed it. plz give me price.
Me: Fine. 30mil it's yours.
N00b: ....why so expensive?
Me: Cuz I just told you I'm still using it, if you want something I'm still using then you can pay far out the a$$ for it. ^^
N00b: You're a n00b


My mantra:
I fu@#in hate people.

[dsjaguar]

Noob: i think im gonna make an archer
me: why
noob: they are the best build in sro, duh

[Temptation]

Me: WTB WEAPON ELIXIR
Noob: I SELL 4 600K
Me: Ok
Noob: *opens stall with each priced at 300k each instead of 150k*
Noob: OK OK!?!?
Me: No
Noob: OK FUX U N00B

[xBrokenSwrdx]

best one ive had today by far:

me:*opens stall, says leave offers AFK*
noob: OMFG AFK STALLING IM REPOTING YOU!!
me: um?
noob: you bot!! u get banned shuahsuahsuah!!
me: LOOOOOOL
noob: bannned shauhahahah
me: *goes to sleep* *wakes up and finds noob still in stall spamming
noob: *buys 3 items* OMG HAX U SCAMMED MY ITENS GOLD I BAN U!
me: O_O WTF R U ON!

i was dying of laughter, that stuffs funny

[HyorunmarouZ]

#1

noob: hi
me: hi
(long pause)
noob: I saw ur movie on youtube. I really liked it. -or- I saw your post on SRF.
me: Great! Thx! Glad you liked it.
(attempted add to friends' list, which is full)
noob: Can I join ur guild? -or- Can you give me gold? -or- Can I be in your next movie?
me: no
noob: Where are you from? Are you really a girl? Is Fly on? (etc.. ect..)
me: Im kinda busy, grinding here.
noob: O_O I thought we were friends?!!!

LOL, i once did the first 2 lines of the "noob", but that's the price of doing such good videos, but i only said i didn't expect finding you playing on Xian hehe anyway, i learned my lesson: famous people don't need other people to remind them that they are famous.

[Charlotte]

My char is female and noob is male...

noob : hey babe
me : eh ?
noob : you're beautiful babe
me : lolz thanks
noob : you make me hard, suck me...
me : ...
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
(...continue spamming...)
me ... (switch chat window to Guild)

[hi_babe_]

My char is female and noob is male...

noob : hey babe
me : eh ?
noob : you're beautiful babe
me : lolz thanks
noob : you make me hard, suck me...
me : ...
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
noob : do it ! do it !
(...continue spamming...)
me ... (switch chat window to Guild)

LOL if only u knew how many times it happened to me xD

here is the daily story to me

noob : hý hý_baba
me : hi
noob : can ý have 10k pls
me : no
me : " waiting for my npc thief to get rid off him *
noob: hý pls
noob : * died from npc thief * RESSSSSSSSSSSS
noob : RESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
noob: RESSSSSSSSSSS
me : i dun have res
noob: fuc k you hý you thýef kýll me
noob: ý call my guýld 80 you dýe

[[TS]=Hark=[TS]]

#1

noob: hi
me: hi
(long pause)
noob: I saw ur movie on youtube. I really liked it. -or- I saw your post on SRF.
me: Great! Thx! Glad you liked it.
(attempted add to friends' list, which is full)
noob: Can I join ur guild? -or- Can you give me gold? -or- Can I be in your next movie?
me: no
noob: Where are you from? Are you really a girl? Is Fly on? (etc.. ect..)
me: Im kinda busy, grinding here.
noob: O_O I thought we were friends?!!!

Repeat 20X per day.

#2

me: (Global) Selling level XX SoX item +X for XX,XXX gold PM me pls.
[in whispers:]
noob 1: Res pls
noob 2: I saw your movie
noob 3: How much is a SOX 12 item worth?
noob 4: How does alchemy work?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 6: What level are you?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 7: OMG you are such a !@$^#%
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 3: Well? How much is it worth
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM
noob 3: Why wont you answer me?
noob 5: SPAM
noob 5: SPAM

me: Globals are SUCH a waste of money..... =/

awww you got yoru own poperotzi now ^^

i guess thats jsut the price of being famous

[calearney]

[quote="hellsharpt"]Any post that even comes close to referencing a turk, the turkish language or anything resembling racism is going to be deleted without warning. Persistance in disobeying the rules posted on the forum will lead to further action.

You will not be racist, flame others or argue with me about it because you will lose.

I hope I am clear.[/quote]


..... U!! I HATE TURKS!!!! I HOPE U GET BANNED FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!! jk! i dont like the sarcastic seriousness of this post. post somthing more less boring and mabye u will have more friends. now go grind on mangyangs!!! LVL 1X NEWB!!!!!!!! N E W B ! ! ! !

[Stress]

You just called hellsharpt a noob Lmao .... sucks for you though

EDIT: Here's another one.

noob (blader): *sees giant* no ks please
me (nuker): *sees giant too* erm...ok
..... some time passes
noob: fck your momma
me: ok, sorry for ks-ing your giant
noob: *adds to friends list request*
me: *accepts*
noob: 10k pls.
me: stop the begging please.
noob: ok. I can make big service to you. Drop your +5 weapon and I will make it sos.
me: *aware of scam, of course* ok
noob: drop it.
me: *drops lv 1 spear*
noob: *picks up spear* you fcker. fck your momma and sister. <other insults, will not mention>
me: stop it, you act idiotic by now
noob: *murders me*

[PureOwnage]

Ok, so on xian there is a player named Freak45 (lvl 73 glaive botter)
I am lvl 64 pure str glaive underfarmed using a +4 64 glaive.

So heres the story.
Freak: (goes pink on me, and walks around.)
Me: I start attacking him.
Freak: (continues to run around and pot.)
Me: Gets a 7.5k crit and lays him out (after dealing quite a bit of damage before, and no I wasnt zerked.)
Freak: Weak
Me: O rly?
Freak: Noob

lol gotta love when higher lvl players (who bot) get owned by lower lvl players who are legit (Like me) Then they call you weak and noob when they are the ones who just got pwned by someone 9 lvls below then without using zerk.

ooo I got a screenie let me post it

Me owning Freak45 (he is lvl 73, im lvl 64 legit str ftw, botter str ftl!)


btw those other people around him are alot lower lvl than me and they werent even hitting him. + you can see i killed him since i got 3682 exp lol

[nightbloom]

#1

noob: hi
me: hi
(long pause)
noob: I saw ur movie on youtube. I really liked it. -or- I saw your post on SRF.
me: Great! Thx! Glad you liked it.
(attempted add to friends' list, which is full)
noob: Can I join ur guild? -or- Can you give me gold? -or- Can I be in your next movie?
me: no
noob: Where are you from? Are you really a girl? Is Fly on? (etc.. ect..)
me: Im kinda busy, grinding here.
noob: O_O I thought we were friends?!!!

LOL, i once did the first 2 lines of the "noob", but that's the price of doing such good videos, but i only said i didn't expect finding you playing on Xian hehe anyway, i learned my lesson: famous people don't need other people to remind them that they are famous.

LOL If someone says, "Hi, I saw your movie, I really liked it!", chats a sec and says bye.. then that is great. I dont mind that at all. I DONT like being pestered, which a few times a day, that is what it becomes.

[iSteal]

Me: WTB WEAPON ELIXIR
Noob: I SELL 4 600K
Me: Ok
Noob: *opens stall with each priced at 300k each instead of 150k*
Noob: OK OK!?!?
Me: No
Noob: OK FUX U N00B

ROFL. +123213

[Dark0Archer0]

Noob = Begger, Scammer, Rule Breaker, annoying player. High level who acts idiotically or like a newb when they are not.

Newb= New player who plays the game with a positive attitude. (Does none of the above)


Anyway:

I walk out the west gate of Donwang...

Noob: Hey wanna make your SoS into SOM?

Me: Um... explain how

Noob: Join my party

-Accepts invite and notes that item distribution is on-

Noob: ok now drop it and pick it up real fast

Me: You will take it

Noob: No i will stand over here

Me: I will do it if you give me 1Mill first

Noob: *trades me 1Mill*

Me: Thankyou very much *leave party and turn berserker and run off*

[wizzybeff1]

me: 10K PLSSSSSSSSSSS

Noob: Don't listen to him, he's LV 69+ acting like a noob.

me: shhhh

[vanom]

noob: come out, u can't kill me (cap fighting)

*player comes out and kills him within 10 hits*

noob: u farking noob, go away

*player ignores him*

noob: come *name of player* noob, u can't kill me

-.-

[jameszhengyi]

noob : REZZZZZZZ pls
me : aren't you wearing a cape?
noob : yes so?
me : so when die in a cape fight, i don't have to res u.
noob: wtf rezzz pls....
me : u such a noob
noob : rezzzz pls...

[cin]

best one ive had today by far:

me:*opens stall, says leave offers AFK*
noob: OMFG AFK STALLING IM REPOTING YOU!!
me: um?
noob: you bot!! u get banned shuahsuahsuah!!
me: LOOOOOOL
noob: bannned shauhahahah
me: *goes to sleep* *wakes up and finds noob still in stall spamming
noob: *buys 3 items* OMG HAX U SCAMMED MY ITENS GOLD I BAN U!
me: O_O WTF R U ON!

i was dying of laughter, that stuffs funny

omg that laugh made me lol!

[Pineabs]

ME: (GLOBLE) WTS lvl 16 SOM bow +3 only 22million
Nubnet: whats the crit?
ME: crit 5
Nublet: ouch thats low, i'll give u 15m for it.
ME: som+3 u can 1 hit kill archers so why does it matter?
Nublet: yes but its low. i'll give u 15m.
ME: fuuk off.............


Definition of Nublet: (Urban Dictionary.com)

When two n00bs mate, they reproduce a nublet.
When two n00bs fuuk and make a nublet, jesus kills a bunny.