Conspiracy Revealed!!!!!

yamataka · Post by **yamataka** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:34 pm

Most people on these forums would agree the SilkRoad has great potential as a game ... with beautiful graphics and an interesting game play concept.

But it never seems to quite reach that potential ... and we all have to ask ourselfs ... WHY?

Well here is the answer ... Blizzard (the people that brought you WoW) and Acclaim (the developers of 2Moons) are working hand in hand to BRING SILKROAD DOWN. Both companies know that if SRO ever actually learned how to do proper customer service that both Blizzard and Acclaim would loose MILLIONS!

So what have these conspirators done? Oh there is no end to their evilness!! ....

First they are the major makers of BOTS ... both gold bots and player bots. They first use the gold bots to ruin the game for the low levels by driving up prices and filling up all grinding areas! They also ruin the community in the game by NEVER talking. Player bots are used to demoralize and corrupt the higher level players. You know those level 80s that do nothing but 1* pop 20s and 30s all day ... yup thats right they are Blizzard and Acclaim employees IN DISGUISE!!! ... think about that while you are lying in the dust with your wolf dead and your trade goods scattered around you and they are laughing at you and calling you a noob!

Second they use their bot forces to fill up all the SRO servers ... if players can't even log into play SRO they are MUCH more likely to quit ... and probably even play other games like WoW and 2Moons! And if not being able to log in gets you ... just die a few times to the lag generated and that will get you to quit!! Muhahahaha! the ways of the Blizzard and Acclaim bot forces are evil and devious!

And third ... there is the special Blizzard/Acclaim NINJA FORCES that do raids on the Joymax offices both in Korea and in California and slip secret herbs into all the coffee makers so that all the Joymax employees are forever sleepy and befuddled and never have the time to finish developing SRO OR to do proper customer service! IS THERE NO END TO THE EVILNESS?

OUR EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED!!! End this CONSPIRACY NOW!!!

April Fools!!!

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:35 pm

lol.

Silkroad at its top potential cant even stop the wow machine.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:37 pm

yamataka wrote:April Fools!!!

Hehehe

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:37 pm

Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.
:roll:

SOULESS · Post by **SOULESS** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:37 pm

I have seen blizzard/acclaim's evil plan by my own eyes and all i can say is the conspiracy to bring silkroad down is real.

april fools.

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:40 pm

satman83 wrote: from people who magicly know all about JM.

o.O so it is you who magicly know all about JM. :shock:

yamataka · Post by **yamataka** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:42 pm

satman83 wrote:Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.

You do know that understanding humor is a sign of maturity?

Saberdude · Post by **Saberdude** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:43 pm

yamataka wrote:April Fools!!!

son of a b****

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:45 pm

yamataka wrote:
satman83 wrote:Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.

You do know that understanding humor is a sign of maturity?

I slightly disagree on your statement, but satman, its a joke. Ligthen up.

NuclearSilo · Post by **NuclearSilo** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:45 pm

April Fools!!!

LOL
Read to the 3rd paragraph and i dont want to read anymore -_-

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 3:45 pm

yamataka wrote:
satman83 wrote:Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.

You do know that understanding humor is a sign of maturity?

yes i do, but its not funny because its just like the crazed rants we have
on these forums now and again...which is what i said. I mean last we
someone said they knew a GM, but when asked who started lying even
more and typing even more crap.

Skitsefrenik · Post by **Skitsefrenik** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:00 pm

Its true Acclaim made bots.

http://bots.acclaim.com/entry.jsp?ref=G ... gQodtweSgA

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:03 pm

Skitsefrenik wrote:Its true Acclaim made bots.

http://bots.acclaim.com/entry.jsp?ref=G ... gQodtweSgA

LOL

crazy_foo · Post by **crazy_foo** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:14 pm

that's funny

Shox · Post by **Shox** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:17 pm

i reckon its true^^

Doppleganger · Post by **Doppleganger** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:24 pm

LOL Yam FTW haha!

Saberdude · Post by **Saberdude** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:25 pm

satman83 wrote:
yamataka wrote:
satman83 wrote:Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.

You do know that understanding humor is a sign of maturity?

yes i do, but its not funny because its just like the crazed rants we have
on these forums now and again...which is what i said. I mean last we
someone said they knew a GM, but when asked who started lying even
more and typing even more crap.

Rimmer u take things too serious

Website · Post by **satman83** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 4:33 pm

lol....no am not :roll:

.

its just not funny to me ok

calearney · Post by **calearney** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:32 pm

[quote="yamataka"]Most people on these forums would agree the SilkRoad has great potential as a game ... with beautiful graphics and an interesting game play concept.

But it never seems to quite reach that potential ... and we all have to ask ourselfs ... WHY?

Well here is the answer ... Blizzard (the people that brought you WoW) and Acclaim (the developers of 2Moons) are working hand in hand to BRING SILKROAD DOWN. Both companies know that if SRO ever actually learned how to do proper customer service that both Blizzard and Acclaim would loose MILLIONS!

So what have these conspirators done? Oh there is no end to their evilness!! ....

First they are the major makers of BOTS ... both gold bots and player bots. They first use the gold bots to ruin the game for the low levels by driving up prices and filling up all grinding areas! They also ruin the community in the game by NEVER talking. Player bots are used to demoralize and corrupt the higher level players. You know those level 80s that do nothing but 1* pop 20s and 30s all day ... yup thats right they are Blizzard and Acclaim employees IN DISGUISE!!! ... think about that while you are lying in the dust with your wolf dead and your trade goods scattered around you and they are laughing at you and calling you a noob!

Second they use their bot forces to fill up all the SRO servers ... if players can't even log into play SRO they are MUCH more likely to quit ... and probably even play other games like WoW and 2Moons! And if not being able to log in gets you ... just die a few times to the lag generated and that will get you to quit!! Muhahahaha! the ways of the Blizzard and Acclaim bot forces are evil and devious!

And third ... there is the special Blizzard/Acclaim NINJA FORCES that do raids on the Joymax offices both in Korea and in California and slip secret herbs into all the coffee makers so that all the Joymax employees are forever sleepy and befuddled and never have the time to finish developing SRO OR to do proper customer service! IS THERE NO END TO THE EVILNESS?

OUR EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED!!! End this CONSPIRACY NOW!!!

sro just needs to get rid of the bots and hackers and itl be fine. the gms dont do anything!!!! crazy stoners!! XD and theyu should prolly make more stuff to do then grind and pvp.

[color=red][size=7]April Fools!!![/color][/size][/quote] :banghead:

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:36 pm

ok...

was that a "lol" moment?

jleyens · Post by **jleyens** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 10:59 pm

screw this thread. can we all pls take a moment to appreciate Keyra augustinas ass in Skitsefrenics sig

user · Post by **user** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:23 pm

my theory about JM being the boss of gold selling companies is still better

MastaChiefX wrote:lol.

Silkroad at its top potential cant even stop the wow machine.

if u r talking about popularity, wow got pwned by a chinese mmorpg game already

Raymond14 · Post by **Raymond14** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:36 am

Morning Dew is the current double agent of Blizzard.. Crayon got fired cause he was caught .. by joymax and rev6 is a detractor set up by blizzard to distract joymax ^^

Ell · Post by **Ell** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:14 am

satman83 wrote:Right...not so much an aprils fool as its your own ranting and we really
do this stupid threads like this most of the time. from people who
magicly know all about JM.

Because you've never started a stupid topic in all posts right? :roll:

Time to take your happypills

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:14 am

user wrote:my theory about JM being the boss of gold selling companies is still better

MastaChiefX wrote:lol.

Silkroad at its top potential cant even stop the wow machine.

if u r talking about popularity, wow got pwned by a chinese mmorpg game already

So pwnd that I have never heard of it.
Blizzard has made almost a billion dollars of WoW.

user · Post by **user** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:46 am

MastaChiefX wrote:
user wrote:my theory about JM being the boss of gold selling companies is still better

MastaChiefX wrote:lol.

Silkroad at its top potential cant even stop the wow machine.

if u r talking about popularity, wow got pwned by a chinese mmorpg game already

So pwnd that I have never heard of it.
Blizzard has made almost a billion dollars of WoW.

you never heard about something doesn't prove anything

if you never heard about scarlett johansson being hot, doesn't make her not hot [you are gay if you say shes not hot]

popularity should not be calculated on how much money made, a game sold in the British Pound [high ass currency] is easier to set a record than a game sold in Taiwan dollar [low currency]

DresAn · Post by **DresAn** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:46 am

hehe that was fun actually, and while its exagerated it might as well be true XD

AdamantWinds · Post by **AdamantWinds** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:03 am

This is the closest thing to a conspiracy that's even realistic.

Blizzard: "Joy who?"

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