Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)
Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load Me:(summons horsey follows him around) Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff (my npc theifs spawn) Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off (noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff) Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back Me: bye noob Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <) Me: walks off laughing
whehe But how can you spawn thiefs immediately after you summon your horse? XD
i followd him for a while and some trader must of died along the road i picked up a few thingys had lots of room for his stuff tho haha
PureOwnage wrote:lol heres a good one I just remembered. I was in taklan catching bots for the list I submitted like 1 week prior to the big ban in xian. Caught some botters who werent baby sitting and kept pming them and stuff. 1 finally came back and this is what he said.
Noob Botter: wtf dont talk to me. Me: Why not? You dont like to talk? Noob: No, I am busy. Me: I can see that. But how much energy does it take to type when the character kills for you? Noob: Too much energy. But is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me. ( I LOL'ed so hard when he said that, he had fallen into my trap.) Me: So you do bot? Botter: No I dont bot. Me: and I quote: " Too much energy. But it is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me." end quote. So are you still sure you dont bot? Botter:(Global): Memphist is a botter come taklan x:xxxx y:xxxx! (I forget the corridnates) Me: Lol are you pissed I caught you botting and then you admit to it? Botter: Yes
lol gotta love getting a botter to admit they bot then they deny it and try to hide it by calling u a botter
N: resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
P: [ressed him]
N: what lvl are you
P: higher than yours
N: tell me
P: i said "higher than yours"
N: [spammed me for a while]
N: if you dont tell me i will login with my lvl 90 and kill you
P: wahahahahaha you know the cap is 80?
N: but my other char is 90, i will kill you if you dont say what lvl you are
P: ...
I went outside Jangan west gate this morning to find a lvl 52+ trader standing there with his transport. A low lvl comes outside the gate (about 5 feet) and gets 1-hit by the trader's NPC. Trader kills the NPC and I sit on the dead player's body as he spams "RESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
The trader and I just told him to go back to town. It's FIVE feet away. We felt sorry for the poor guy though. It's such a LONG walk....
larvs wrote:but what does "your mom's coming home, tell her to wipe her chin?" mean?
Why don't you ask your mom?
Missing the good times in SRO...
SRO: 1x, STR Blader (Thebes) 54, STR blader (Venice) 0x, INT wizard (Venice) 19, INT spear (Venice) 34, STR rogue/bard (Venus) 0x, STR blader (Venus) 8x, INT bard/cleric (Gaia)
PureOwnage wrote:lol heres a good one I just remembered. I was in taklan catching bots for the list I submitted like 1 week prior to the big ban in xian. Caught some botters who werent baby sitting and kept pming them and stuff. 1 finally came back and this is what he said.
Noob Botter: wtf dont talk to me. Me: Why not? You dont like to talk? Noob: No, I am busy. Me: I can see that. But how much energy does it take to type when the character kills for you? Noob: Too much energy. But is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me. ( I LOL'ed so hard when he said that, he had fallen into my trap.) Me: So you do bot? Botter: No I dont bot. Me: and I quote: " Too much energy. But it is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me." end quote. So are you still sure you dont bot? Botter:(Global): Memphist is a botter come taklan x:xxxx y:xxxx! (I forget the corridnates) Me: Lol are you pissed I caught you botting and then you admit to it? Botter: Yes
lol gotta love getting a botter to admit they bot then they deny it and try to hide it by calling u a botter
Dude, you caught him in a trap? ROFL, he just didn't flying ****.
New server name: Venice
New server open date: 3/30/2006
(Day I started on Venice)
MADD wrote:I think some users should be banned from starting topics
Besides the multitude of noobs offering 5k for SOS weapons (or 10k for my SOSun+5) and the ones begging me for res or free gold, I don't get many funny conversations. One guy told me his character was level 99 and didn't believe me when I told him the cap was 80.
This happened when i was in jangan repotting. Im using a sosun+5 16 spear
Noob: Hi, i can change ur spear from sos to sosun
Me: But its already sosun.....
Noob: Really? Where u find it
Me: I brought it.
Noob: Dun lie. How can u afford the spear.
Me: (Its my 2nd Char) Oh, to tell u the truth i can change sos to sosun.
Noob: Really? Pls tell me how pls....
Me: No, its a trade secret
Noob: Pls i give u all my sos, pls tell me how pls
Me: lolx (ignores)
Noob: pls
Noob: pls
endless pls..
Being a resser has it's ups and downs.. I have my own policy: Say "please" and you'll be instantly ressed... You won't believe how hard this is... noob: RRRRREEEEEEESSSSS me: Say please noob: RRRESS me: Say PLEASE noob: RZZZZZZZZZ me: type "please" -.- noob: RZ RZ RZ RZ RZ RZ me: *keeps walking in other direction* Funny thing is.. I've ressed about 1 out of 20 people I come across just because they can't say please... They can say "FARK U" but they can't say "PLEASE" ...........sad.......... ME(noob): what's a GDF? They keep saying it on this forum Friend: Gold Dragon Flag...
Yea, we all have our noob moments noob: hi me: hi noob: where r u from? me: LuMoss (It's my guildname above my head) noob: what country is that in? me: .........
I was just standing in front of the cave, and when i came back a newbie stood next to me.
Newbie: What's in there?
Me: Oh nothing important, just a dangerous area
Newbie: How do i get in?
Me: You pay X amount of money (forgot what amount i said) and it lets you in.
Newbie: Oh, so you are rich?
Me: Nope, thats the reason I am standing here right now.
Newbie: Okay.. *walks away*
>< i wonder if he next time will try to have that amount of money when he can get into the cave.
Or i like teasing newbies by just going in and out the cave and ask them to follow me ^^
Me: wts 32+3 sos spear great stats 6mil
Noob:2m
Me:..... off dude
Noob:noob u do not know wat 2m is
Me:2m = 2million i said 6mil u fkin noob
Noob:SCAMMER!!!
Me:watever dude...
Noob:ok 2.5m deal?
<<banned from SRF for remaking a previously banned account and advertising. -SG>>
Me: WTS lvl 16 SOS + 3 bow full blues crit 9 pm me with offers
Noob I offer 1.5 million dollars
Me: minimum offer starts at 10m
Noob: OMG U ARE SUCH A NOOB NO ONE WILL BUY IT FOR THAT MUCH U CAN GET A LVL 16 SOS +3 SPEAR FOR 1.5 MILLION U ARE SUCH A NOOB
Me: Thats because this is a lvl 16 sos + 3 bow... they are used for farming... i just farmed with it myself... the price of them is increased because there is a high demand for them
Noob: Whats farming?????
Me: So u are calling me a noob yet u dont know what farming is???
Noob: You mean like farming for weapons????
Me : Sigh... i will tell u.. only because it MIGHT help u in the future. It is where u have a 9 lvl gap and farm for sp, so u do not run out of sp in later lvls.
Noob: oh.... i have 500 sp
me: i have 100k sp
Noob: only 100 sp??? u are a noob
Me: 100k = 100,000 sp , i just spent the last 4 months getting it
Noob: OMG U HAVE NO LIFE!
Me: kool, thats good to know, your the noob with only 550 sp
Noob: OMG my lvl 21 character will own u so bad u are such a noob for calling me a noob
Me: brb, i need to do something. go to south gate for a second ok plz?
* i log out and log in as my main, put all his gear in storage and then just equip a random lvl 38 sword i had lying around in storage *
* hits alt and 1 hit nukes this poor noob*
noob: OMG what did u do that for?? who are you???
Me : its *insert character name* .... u are dead.. u noob
Noob: RESSSSSSSSSSSS
lol ... pathetic noobs
another story
* i was nuking... i killed a monster accidentally ks'ing a blader in the process *
Noob: OMG U ARE SUCH A NOOB THATS IT PVP ME NOW U ARE SUCH A NOOB DONT KS ME EVER AGAIN!
Me: It was an accident... sorry
Noob: SHUT UP U BOTTING NOOB GO SCAM SOMEONE
* i get very cheesed off*
* ks's this guy for 30 minutes on purpose for revenge until he gets pissed off and tries to murder me.... * ( during that time there was much of him saying " piss off u noob"
That is what i do (totally) when someone call me and my friend noobs. My friend and I, who we're apparently to be lvl each other everytime meet this (t***) guy who we're fighting with giants. My friends are pretty low lvl like 43 and im 47 started to do group attack on this glaivist (lvl 52) giants. or another word probably KS. He smart enough to leave while my friend who was a pure int get killed by those giant froze spiders. so this guy continue with his giant and call us noobs.
and what happen is...
I chase and KS him all the way till he summon a whore and run to the port to rocky mountains. stupid guy.
Me:*Doing trade run on my lovely Ox* on my way from jang to hotan
Noob:Hey
Me:Hello
Noob:PK me!!!
Me:I cant you not even lv20
Noob:*calls me noob and some other stuff*
Me:*going away* (my Ox wont get on his own to town you know)
Noob: Oh right run away coward noob
Me:I am surrounded by idiots
noob: resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
me: sorry, don't have res skill
noob: fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk your momma and sister
OR:
noob: what is the purple stuff you have above your shoulder???
me: a NPC lv 25 garment shoulder
noob: i give you 2m for it.
me: erm.... ok
noob: *applies for exchange, puts in 2m*
me: *puts garm shoulder in*
noob: *approves*
noob: cool. Thanks alot man! I have my first som.
tiglari51 wrote:noob: resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss me: sorry, don't have res skill noob: fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk your momma and sister
OR:
noob: what is the purple stuff you have above your shoulder??? me: a NPC lv 25 garment shoulder noob: i give you 2m for it. me: erm.... ok noob: *applies for exchange, puts in 2m* me: *puts garm shoulder in* noob: *approves* noob: cool. Thanks alot man! I have my first som.
Noob: i can make your bow +7
(I think for a second)
Me: okay where are you
Noob: come storage
(goes to storage)
(noob clicks exchange)
(i put in my sos 16+7 bow)
Noob:umm..thats very nice ^^.. i can make your bow SoSUN..
The noob didnt know my bows golden shine was already +7, he thought it was +3 or something. fckn scammer.
follows him around)
nice one
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