Noobs Say the Darnest Things

xBrokenSwrdx · Post by **xBrokenSwrdx** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:49 pm

LOL my favorite today on alex

Me(thiefed up with a load popping a nub (MY LVL ><): hey i'm about to take your stuff
nub:Tell me where you live, ill beat your face in
Me: tells where i live
nub: you better watch it im going to kick your ass!!
Me: im shaking in my boots T_T
nub: brb mom calls for dinner, have fun with my loot
me: LOL talk trash kid
nub: BRB i need get rdy for bed, school, i beat your face in tommorow
me: ok ill be waiting!

lolster · Post by **lolster** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:56 pm

noob: how u get that glow on your spear?
me: you have to get a yeowa to pee on it XD
noob: oo how u do that?
me: -_-; >.>

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:57 pm

noob: is your bow sos

me: no, its sosun.

noob: will you sell it?

me: if the price is right.

noob: 80k.

me: rofl.

lolster · Post by **lolster** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:07 pm

PsYch008 wrote:noob: is your bow sos

me: no, its sosun.

noob: will you sell it?

me: if the price is right.

noob: 80k.

me: rofl.

lol been there a noob wanted my sox lvl 32 for 5 k ! XD

Dark0Archer0 · Post by **Dark0Archer0** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:32 pm

Noob: OMG a robot Mangyang

Me: Hehehe

Noob: *DIES AND COMES BACK*

Noob: Let me try this again...

Me: LOL >.<

Noob: Awwww it's gone you niib you killed it you niib i fux yo momma

Me: ...Go fux a mangyang

Dark0Archer0 · Post by **Dark0Archer0** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:36 pm

wheres the common place to find elixers in in jangan land?

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:38 pm

Dark0Archer0 wrote:
wheres the common place to find elixers in in jangan land?

+1

(oh, and your avatar +400)

Temptation · Post by **Temptation** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:50 pm

N=nub

N: resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
P: No
N: resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
P: stfu plox
N: are you scare of me
P: No
N: what your names
P: *insert name*
N: from where ?
P: USA
N: what's lvl are you?
P: Higher than you
N: did you know lvl of me?
P: Yes. 16-18
N: no lvl 21.
P: Wearing lvl 12 stuff eh?
N: stfu now res me.
P: Don't have
N: you are poooor
P: I don't have to get it. You probably don't
N: lol u ***** i have it i am rich

x.x

Dark0Archer0 · Post by **Dark0Archer0** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:54 pm

N: RESSSSSSSSSSSS
N: REEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
N: RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: The more you spam the less likely it is that someone will rescue you.
N: RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Me: *Notices the noob has a cape on*
Me: *Resses newb*
Me: *lets noob get up before killing him in cape fights for over 30 minutes while he calls my mother weird things*

Gaara · Post by **Gaara** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:02 pm

lolster wrote:noob: how u get that glow on your spear?
me: you have to get a yeowa to pee on it XD
noob: oo how u do that?
me: -_-; >.>

LMAO storm.

I'm gonna tell someone that today lmao.

LadyB · Post by **LadyB** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:05 pm

Me: WTS LV 24 SOS BLADE CRIT 11 FOR 4 MIL
Noob: Ill buy
Me: *Sell the Blade*

*2 Minutes Later*
Noob: Hi, can i sell blade back to you for gold?
Me: Sure
Noob: *Opens exchange window and puts up an sos blade*
Me: Thats not my blade
Noob: Yea it is, its your blade
Me: No it isnt, my blade was crit 11, thats crit 3
Noob: No i remember, your blade crit 3. dont lie to me
Me: No it wasnt, and no thanks
Noob: Bot bot you bot you botter, bot bot you scam botter.

wtf right?

Cyndaine · Post by **Cyndaine** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:53 pm

im a noob myself, so i prolly shouldnt be saying this , and its not that funny just something that happedn to me, but...

noob: i'll sell u a wolf for 500k
player: oh rlly
noob: yeah *shows wolf in exchange*
player: k then. but its dead
noob: yeah gimme 50 k i will revive it for u
player: you revive it and then sell it to me

*10 seconds later*

player: (cannot find noob)

iSteal · Post by **iSteal** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 12:16 am

Noob: RESSSSS
Me: Sorry dont have res skill =/
Noob: RES ME
Me: What level are you?
Noob: 3, i'm going to pwn you mom and you suck
Me: ...Lvl 3 doesnt lose exp when dead...
Noob: I HAX Y0U! I'M GOING TO KI11 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sloweredmangyang · Post by **sloweredmangyang** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:33 am

(i just robbed this noob)

noob: OMG your so cheap!
me: your the one that only had 3 goods.
noob: (lying dead on ground) give me my stuff back RIGHT NOW!!!!
me:...um....no.
(i teleport to thief den)
Me: so are you going on anymore traderuns anytime soon?

noob: im not answering
me: you just did moron lol.
noob: well im on another trade run right now.
me: ok ill brt to rob you.
noob:i think i see you.
(im still in thief city)

lol.

Sirshadowcat · Post by **Sirshadowcat** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:46 am

me farms in same spot for 3 hours. fingers hurt. return to town and pot.
me:*r-return scroll
noob: This is my spot
me:Let me look at the map. nope, your name is not here. I have been farming here for about 3 hours. there is noone on the other side of the room.
noob:fu noob
me:changes shot belt (bar) to 2 arrow/3arrow/4arrow/heaven lion shout.
me:goes back to farming
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob: hahaha you mom on her way home. Tell her to wipe her chin
me:my mother died 2 years ago. Just close the casket when your finished.
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:attempts to ks *thwap thwap thwap*
noob:..... U
me:the other side is still empty
noob:ALT-cold wave arrest-
me: *thwap thwap thwap thwap* pick up ring and lrg health potion
noob: rezzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
me: goes back to farming hits F12

nycxfool · Post by **nycxfool** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:41 am

noob: 10k plz
me: opens exchange, inputs 50 million
noob: presses accept
me: i press accept
noob: presses confirm
me: presses cancel
noob: 50mil plzzzzz
me: *logoff*

liquidsmooth · Post by **liquidsmooth** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:13 am

10K PLZ IT'S JUST 10K

*TURNS OFF EXCHANGE

juntakashi · Post by **juntakashi** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:16 am

Noob: Ressssssss
Player: You were cape fighting
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Player: =//

another ROFL thread, Sticky tis plssssssssssssss
(in a noob's way of asking resssssssssssssss)

juntakashi · Post by **juntakashi** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:21 am

Noob: i wanna buy ur dog..100k OK?
me: why not u go and look for a wolf and sell to me for 100K
Noob : *try to exchange wif me*
me : *go in the exchange window and see wat he got*
Noob : * puts 100K + things like lvl 13 bow, spear,armour, shield elix etc *
me : dun give me trash
Noob : elix will make ur shield SOSun, dun u know abt that dumb?...u getting a bargain here

wow, i realli din know abt that... xD

Erikutisnx · Post by **Erikutisnx** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:44 am

<Me> WTS GDF, pm me w/e offers
<noob> how much?
<Me> offer
<noob> how much?
<Me> 2,5kk
<noob> LOL .. haha noob!! ^_^
<Me>.....

after 5min....

<noob> ok, where are you?

Meow · Post by **Meow** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:28 am

Noob1: RESSSSSSSSSSSS PLSSSS! I PAY 20K!
*another dead noob near him*
Noob2: NO PLS RES ME FIRST! I PAY 21K!

WrathShielder · Post by **WrathShielder** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:32 pm

Meow wrote:Noob1: RESSSSSSSSSSSS PLSSSS! I PAY 20K!
*another dead noob near him*
Noob2: NO PLS RES ME FIRST! I PAY 21K!

I like that!!!

Run yourself a little auction "who will gimme 20, do I hear 21, 22......."

William-CL · Post by **William-CL** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:56 pm

Noob: Help me lvl up to 20
Me:..............
Noob:Help me please
Me............
Noob:****ing Bot
Me: ****ing Noob

LadyB · Post by **LadyB** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:01 pm

Blackdragon6 wrote:Noob: Help me lvl up to 20
Me:..............
Noob:Help me please
Me............
Noob:****ing Bot
Me: ****ing Noob

lol how sad

hellsharpt · Post by **hellsharpt** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:09 pm

me (in thief suit no weapon showing): so trading huh?

noob trader1: yeah I need to make some money

Me: I see you have a hunter how many stars is the trade?

Noob trader1: three

Noob trader2: dude shut up

Me: I see your hunter is level 52+ good thing hes around huh?

Noob trader 2: yeah so you better not try anything.

Me: equips 72+5 spear then unequips

Hunter: uh bye guys good luck

Noob trader 2: uh oh

Me: See you soon (at this point I put them on trace)

They PMed me for 5-10 minutes alternating between saying leave us alone, help us and calling me noob.

I went to dinner and came back and I was still following them around jangan and couldn't even see the ond conversation because they kept pming.

[SD]Black_Snow · Post by **[SD]Black_Snow** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:29 pm

ROLF..!^^

This happend a while back on my old char on Troy

Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)

Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load
Me:(summons horsey

follows him around)
Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff
(my npc theifs spawn)
Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off
(noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff)
Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back
Me: bye noob
Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <)
Me: walks off laughing

MaSaMuNe · Post by **MaSaMuNe** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:52 pm

Trader: 100k plssssssss
Trader: 100k plssssssss
Me: STFU
Trader: 100k plssssssss
Trader: Will you help me get from ferry to jangan?
Me: Sure let me just walk in front of you to keep you safe
Trader: Ok

....

1 minute later

Trader: HELP THIEF KILLING ME
Me: Thx for ur loot
Trader: REZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ YOUR MOTHER

Quyxz · Post by **Quyxz** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:53 pm

Giajin wrote:ROLF..!^^

This happend a while back on my old char on Troy

Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)

Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load
Me:(summons horsey follows him around)
Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff
(my npc theifs spawn)
Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off
(noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff)
Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back
Me: bye noob
Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <)
Me: walks off laughing

whehe

But how can you spawn thiefs immediately after you summon your horse? XD

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:57 pm

Giajin wrote:ROLF..!^^

This happend a while back on my old char on Troy

Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)

Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load
Me:(summons horsey follows him around)
Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff
(my npc theifs spawn)
Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off
(noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff)
Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back
Me: bye noob
Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <)
Me: walks off laughing

ummm, sorry to say, you are the noob if you think you can just summon a horse and have npc spawn.

PsYch008 · Post by **PsYch008** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:58 pm

Quyxz wrote:
Giajin wrote:ROLF..!^^

This happend a while back on my old char on Troy

Me:(theifing around come across a low level trader)

Noob: Hah you cant touch me becuase i only got a 1star load
Me:(summons horsey follows him around)
Noob: what are you doing go away noob you cnt take my stuff
(my npc theifs spawn)
Noob: wtf your theifs are attacking me F*** off
(noob dies i kill theifs i take his stuff)
Noob: omg you such a noob give me my stuff back
Me: bye noob
Noob F*** your mum **** * * * ***** *** ** ***** (basically <)
Me: walks off laughing

whehe
But how can you spawn thiefs immediately after you summon your horse? XD

dam you why you gotta post right before me