Noobs Say the Darnest Things

Silvertaler · Post by **Silvertaler** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:56 pm

Post here storys about what funny noobs say =D

Example:
Noob:Omg I'm so happy!
Player:Why?
Noob:Becauce I just sold my brothers full SOS armor!
Noob:hes gonna be so proud of me!
Player:lol

Post !

Infurnal · Post by **Infurnal** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:58 pm

Noob: Ressssssss
Player: You were cape fighting
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Player: =//

Axeoo7 · Post by **Axeoo7** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:01 pm

Noob: Ressssssss me pls
Player: I dont have res skill
Noob: You momma sister .....
Player: -_-

[SD]Frites · Post by **[SD]Frites** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:11 pm

<edit> don't be a racist, we aren't going to tolerate it. - hells

arctic197 · Post by **arctic197** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:16 pm

Noob: 50k pls.
Noob: 50k plsssss
Noob: 50k plsssssssssss
Noob: 50K PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

jichiong · Post by **jichiong** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:17 pm

noob: whats on your back?
player: its gdf.
noob: i want it, i'll buy it for 20k
:shock:

noob scammer
noob: hit me.
:?:

wtf

noob: i got sos glaive, u want?
player: how much?
noob: i'll give it to u, but i want to know ur not scamming me.
playear: ok.
noob: give me your gdf and i'll return it to you with the sos.
player: not interested
noob: ok, i'll add 90k, i just want to know ur not scamming me
:banghead:

JackB4u3r · Post by **JackB4u3r** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:23 pm

Noob: Selling lvl 16 SOS BOW +5 for 2 million.
Me: I buy
Noob: *Opens exhange, puts the bow*
Me: *Input 2 million, press Exchange*
Noob: *Changes the bow to a normal lvl 16 bow*
Me: *Waiting for about ten seconds, so that he realises i'm not stupid, then pm* You are a scammer, why do you act so stupid.
Noob: *Cancels exhange*
Me: n00b >.> Cannot find [noob] <.<

>.<

Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Me: No Skill
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>.<

Joretze · Post by **Joretze** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:30 pm

Noob1: 5k pls
Me: *inputs 5k and approves the exchange*
Noob1: ty
Me: np

10sec later...

Noob1: 100k pls
Noob1: pls
Noob1: ok?
Me: ...

crazy_foo · Post by **crazy_foo** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:33 pm

noob: how do I make my item SOS?
me: ........(long pause) U CAN'T!! :banghead:

noob: why not?
me: T_T

Uriko · Post by **Uriko** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:35 pm

Joretze wrote:Noob1: 5k pls
Me: *inputs 5k and approves the exchange*
Noob1: ty
Me: np

10sec later...

Noob1: 100k pls
Noob1: pls
Noob1: ok?
Me: ...

Exactly
That happened to me few times
Noobs aren't gratefull

friggeh · Post by **friggeh** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:40 pm

Great_Master wrote:
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Me: No Skill
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Noob: Resssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>.<

nah, whats even more funny is if you go stand up on them and put up the circle... you get:

Noob: resssssssssssss ressssssssss plz (*100)
-you come around you get in pm-
Noob (from): RESSSSSSSSS RESSSSSS (that 100 tiems aswell)
-you start your circle-
Noob (from): THNX
-Noob realises its a circle-
Noob (from): OMG! RESS PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
-you run off, getting res plz for the next 10 mins

Sunaj · Post by **Sunaj** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:48 pm

(Area:- Mangyangs, 3 seconds south of Jangan)

Noob :- Rezzzz
Me :- Youre outside of Jangan....spawn back inside and run out
Noob:- Thats too far
Noob:- Rezzzzzzzz
Me:- Idiot

Fadex · Post by **Fadex** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:49 pm

say no to racism! - hells

hitender_s · Post by **hitender_s** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:59 pm

Noob: I'll buy your GDF for 100k.
Me: P*ss off, 2.5 million last offer
Noob: Alrite 100k.
Me: Fuctard.

PR0METHEUS · Post by **PR0METHEUS** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:02 pm

Fadex wrote:no joke but i just ..... hate them:

I smell a topic lock, or at least a post edit.

Pimpmaster - Tibet · Post by **Pimpmaster - Tibet** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 6:36 pm

This 1's gr8 and it's true:

Noob: what lvl r u?
Player: I'm lvl3x.
Noob: Gd - what are u doing?
Player: I'm farming (as in sp farming).
Noob: Cool I wanna farm and im gonna get a really cool tractor:)
Player: :S

xBrokenSwrdx · Post by **xBrokenSwrdx** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:41 pm

lol i love doing this

Noob: resssss
Friend: yo dude can ya res me?
Me: Resses friend insted of noob
Friend: thxs
Noob: RESS ..... YO MOMMA Ÿæ░
Me: O_o

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:43 pm

-Glive me SHROS !
Me: Do i look rick hun ???
-You do
Me: <__<
- Pls give me stuff my mom died
Me: RIP and you should go on a funneral
- Whyyyyyyyyyyyy........
Me: Your mom died
-CraP Noob
Me: *Sigh*

I feel kinda sad for them......Makeing liest to get some litl money......Eh

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:54 pm

noob: selling lvl X sos blade
me: Price
noob: offer
me: sorry I don't offer, just tell me the last offer(no matter what you offer you will be called a noob, so I just give up)
noob: offert
me: whatever cya
noob: offert
me: dude...fu.ck off
noob: y u scamer
*ALL CHAT*
"Player is a scamer, he hax u stuff"

Reign130 · Post by **Reign130** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:18 pm

noob: REEEEEEEEEES
me:REEEEEEEEEEEEEES
noob:REEEEEEEEEEEES
me:REEEEEEEEEEEEES

and it continues.... i thought it might work but nop.

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:21 pm

Yay that last post made me think of a few situations lol.

Botter(who is babysitting, but sux @ it): wtf why you attack me?
Me: oh im sorry.
Botter(goes afk and leaves bot on

, its an aggrobot)
Me: wack botter, go purplse it follows me, I go white pop lvl 10 horse, it kills horse goes murderer. And I process to own it and take its eq.
Botter(comes back with me still there): Wtf how am I murderer.
Me: I donno (rofl).

GoldSeller: (Global) WTS XIAN GOLD 10$ for 1 mill blah blah blah url . blah blah blah.
Me: (PM GoldSeller) You do know you can and will be banned for selling gold right?
GoldSeller: What I didnt know?
Me: Well now you do. I'm screenshotting this as we speak.
GoldSeller: (Global) Zomg Memphist is a haxzor and a scammer! He hax me. blah blah blah.
Me: W/e noob lol Your the one getting banned not me.

hellsharpt · Post by **hellsharpt** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:22 pm

Any post that even comes close to referencing a turk, the turkish language or anything resembling racism is going to be deleted without warning. Persistance in disobeying the rules posted on the forum will lead to further action.

You will not be racist, flame others or argue with me about it because you will lose.

I hope I am clear.

AllEyezOnMe · Post by **AllEyezOnMe** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:29 pm

hellsharpt wrote:Any post that even comes close to referencing a turk, the turkish language or anything resembling racism is going to be deleted without warning. Persistance in disobeying the rules posted on the forum will lead to further action.

You will not be racist, flame others or argue with me about it because you will lose.

I hope I am clear.

Hi.

Arabian · Post by **Arabian** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:32 pm

AllEyezOnMe wrote:
hellsharpt wrote:Any post that even comes close to referencing a turk, the turkish language or anything resembling racism is going to be deleted without warning. Persistance in disobeying the rules posted on the forum will lead to further action.

You will not be racist, flame others or argue with me about it because you will lose.

I hope I am clear.

Hi.

Hola.
Hablas Ingles?

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:33 pm

lol arabian... whats with the spanish? trying to get a topic lock are we?....
:shock:

hellsharpt · Post by **hellsharpt** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:35 pm

The topic is a good one, just keep it clean ok?

WrathShielder · Post by **WrathShielder** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:36 pm

noob in Jang: Please can we go outside and you let me kill you?

me: What? Why?

noob in Jang: I want to be a murderer like those other guys.

me: STFU and leave me alone

AllEyezOnMe · Post by **AllEyezOnMe** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:38 pm

Just kind of a funny thing:

me + friends spawning scrolls in jangan river

noob comes up, starts to pick up gold

me: get the **** away from here

noob: help i take gold

i spawn scrolls, noob runs away

noob: hahahah you noob

monster walks over to noob and 1 hits him, he drops some pots or something

me: hahahhahaha

Braxton · Post by **Braxton** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:40 pm

*the following takes place in a stall of mine*

lvl 8 soSUN blade 999,999,999

Leave offers

noob: 5k
noob: talk me mens
noob: 5k mens
noob: f.uk yo moma
noob: pleeezzz 5k
noob: f.ukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk yo sister fu.kkkkk
noob: ok 10k nowwwwwww
noob: hey mens

PureOwnage · Post by **PureOwnage** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 8:47 pm

lol heres a good one I just remembered. I was in taklan catching bots for the list I submitted like 1 week prior to the big ban in xian. Caught some botters who werent baby sitting and kept pming them and stuff. 1 finally came back and this is what he said.

Noob Botter: wtf dont talk to me.
Me: Why not? You dont like to talk?
Noob: No, I am busy.
Me: I can see that. But how much energy does it take to type when the character kills for you?
Noob: Too much energy. But is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me. ( I LOL'ed so hard when he said that, he had fallen into my trap.)
Me: So you do bot?
Botter: No I dont bot.
Me: and I quote: " Too much energy. But it is easy because I dont have to kill monster, bot does for me." end quote. So are you still sure you dont bot?
Botter:(Global): Memphist is a botter come taklan x:xxxx y:xxxx! (I forget the corridnates)
Me: Lol are you pissed I caught you botting and then you admit to it?
Botter: Yes

lol gotta love getting a botter to admit they bot then they deny it and try to hide it by calling u a botter