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hellsharpt wrote:Morning aren't good. Morning is my response to a 'good morning' if i'm grumpy, tired or the day ends in the letter y. Take your cheery early morning happiness somewhere else until I've had my caffeine.

Do I shout good evening at you at 2 am when I'm wide awake? no I have consideration.

That reminds me of a Greg Brown song "I Don't Wanna Have A Nice Day". Good song.
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rule of thumb...

where did that saying came from? O.o
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I heard something about this. Back in the days, men used to beat up their women. The abusing could cause death at times because the sticks were too big. There was a law that men cannot use a stick larger than their thumbs.
That what I heard on the radio. :wink:

Also there's the left-thumb rule for electromagnetic field. But I don't think that's where it's from.
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"guesstimate"

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spot on.
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ShizKnight wrote:<Insert comment here> Your mom.


And that Could Care Less thing is annoying. I always make a point to say couldn't.


your mom shizKnight. :love:

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Nave47 wrote:and also that lautakta w/e thing.

someone said that the latu katu lata thing means i suck cock in an african language

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Anh_Hung_Rom wrote:I heard something about this. Back in the days, men used to beat up their women. The abusing could cause death at times because the sticks were too big. There was a law that men cannot use a stick larger than their thumbs.
That what I heard on the radio. :wink:

Also there's the left-thumb rule for electromagnetic field. But I don't think that's where it's from.


LOL they mentioned the woman beating thing in Boondock Saints its was very funny also

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XemnasXD wrote:"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

i always hated that...ITS MY EFFIN CAKE IM GONNA EFFIN EAT IT tTHE DAM THING :x i mean why buy it and then not eat it....i just don't understand


I think it was originally "you can't eat your cake and have it too," meaning no more than what it says. It actually makes sense like that, but for some reason 95% of people seem to get it wrong.


I've have never in my life heard ANYONE say "you can't eat your cake and have it too." While that does make sense thats not really the saying and it doesn't make me any less angry when someone says it...cause its seriously my effin cake...and im gonna eat the b*tch :twisted:
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The point is that once you eat it, you don't have it any more. You have to choose between having it and eating it.
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Watch your mouth :?

From the song Who Knew

Emin3m wrote:Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
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FireJammerXR wrote:
PimpC wrote:At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

I live in "da ATL" and I don't hear people say things like,"I'm going to joan you with a 'Yo Momma' joke." At my school people most often say pwned, pawned, pwnt, roasted, pwnzed, pawzored, p00ned, po0ned, p0ned, flamed, benjangled, or owned.


You probably live in the suburbs..of course yall hippie ass tucked in polo shirt assed goddam hat backwards punk ass goddam kakhi pants ass goddam preppy daddy baught me a mustang ass, goddam our football team is 6a goddam...

uhh just kidding where in atlanta?
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Bakemaster wrote:The point is that once you eat it, you don't have it any more. You have to choose between having it and eating it.


but why would you have it if you weren't going to eat it...what else do you do with cake...i get the choosing thing but its like saying...you can't buy yoru car and drive it too... :?
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After you drive your car, you still have your car and you can drive it again. Once you eat your cake it's gone. Trust me on this, I have a lot of expertise in cake consumption.
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Bakemaster wrote:After you drive your car, you still have your car and you can drive it again. Once you eat your cake it's gone. Trust me on this, I have a lot of expertise in cake consumption.


i'd keep this up but your bunny is starting to glare at me...im gonna go eat my cake....like a normal person :D
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PimpC wrote:
FireJammerXR wrote:
PimpC wrote:At my school and in atlanta people say "joan" as a way of saying "diss" or "burn"...really random..but I love it..

I live in "da ATL" and I don't hear people say things like,"I'm going to joan you with a 'Yo Momma' joke." At my school people most often say pwned, pawned, pwnt, roasted, pwnzed, pawzored, p00ned, po0ned, p0ned, flamed, benjangled, or owned.


You probably live in the suburbs..of course yall hippie ass tucked in polo shirt assed goddam hat backwards punk ass goddam kakhi pants ass goddam preppy daddy baught me a mustang ass, goddam our football team is 6a goddam...

uhh just kidding where in atlanta?

You obviously don't go to a dominantly black school. You obviously go to a white rich kid school where most of the kids play games.

The schools where they're all from the hood...those kids can't afford video games.
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Oh god can we PLEASE not start with the "who's more ghetto than who" retard-a-thon. Thanks.
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Lol, cos I really attempted labeling myself as ghetto. Naw I said any school where the kids go 'you're a n00b at life' for laughs, is not a school full of poor black kids.
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Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:Watch your mouth :?

From the song Who Knew

Emin3m wrote:Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?


use a mirror.

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PsYch008 wrote:
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:Watch your mouth :?

From the song Who Knew

Emin3m wrote:Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?


use a mirror.

Lol you just made Eminem look bad.
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Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol, cos I really attempted labeling myself as ghetto. Naw I said any school where the kids go 'you're a n00b at life' for laughs, is not a school full of poor black kids.


its not a school for rich white kids...thats not a school for anyone :shock: . Theres a school the next district over nothing but white kids, gay white kids, lesbian white kids, and 7 black kids and i guarentee if someone announced someone else was a noob at life everyone would probably stop and throwings at the person lol
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XemnasXD wrote:
Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol, cos I really attempted labeling myself as ghetto. Naw I said any school where the kids go 'you're a n00b at life' for laughs, is not a school full of poor black kids.


its not a school for rich white kids...thats not a school for anyone :shock: . Theres a school the next district over nothing but white kids, gay white kids, lesbian white kids, and 7 black kids and i guarentee if someone announced someone else was a noob at life everyone would probably stop and throwings at the person lol

Dude he just said people say noob etc all of the time.
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"shit eating grin" If I was forced to eat shit the last thing I would be doing would be grinning about it. I mean DAMN.
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when people say: youll never guess what happened

and ur like: what?

and then they tell you

your not exactly gonna be able to guess are you
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Blackchocob0 wrote:
PsYch008 wrote:
Pan_Raider(`_´) wrote:Watch your mouth :?

From the song Who Knew

Emin3m wrote:Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?


use a mirror.

Lol you just made Eminem look bad.


Who would walk around "watching his mouth anyway?
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