Biggest read?

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:55 pm

Just finished A Feast for Crows a couple mins ago and I realized it just beat my previous record for longest book - it was originally The Stone of Tears at 987 pages...this one beats 1,000.

What's the longest book ya'll have read?

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:57 pm

Uhh I don't read many books. Maybe last year when I had a project for english. Around 800 pages or so.

Geedunk · Post by **Geedunk** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:58 pm

I once read 1500 pages, and that really sucked major ass.. We had it in school... :banghead:

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:28 pm

Geedunk wrote:I once read 1500 pages, and that really sucked major ass.. We had it in school...

Wow I'm truely impressed...your school owned a book that had 1,500 pages in it? Biggest book I ever saw or had to read in HS was maybe 700 pages or so. Pathetic. Always thought it was funny that I read bigger books than they could supply me.

PimpC · Post by **PimpC** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:31 pm

Dude I havnt read a book in soooo long...

those harry potter books were prolly the longest I read ever lol.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:33 pm

PimpC wrote:Dude I havnt read a book in soooo long...

those harry potter books were prolly the longest I read ever lol.

Lol stoner. Everybody is always surprised and wonderous at how well I read for smoking so much weed. I love throwing societies' theories back in their face. I read more profficiently than your average person in any given age group. So if weed makes you stupid, what are the rest of ya if I can read better?

PimpC · Post by **PimpC** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:35 pm

Ive been brainwashed my television, really I have.

I only read in class, never ever at home hrhhr

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:08 pm

The uncut version of "The Stand" I think. Unless you count the Amber Chronicles by Roger Zelazny which is really ten books in one volume.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:42 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote:
PimpC wrote:Dude I havnt read a book in soooo long...

those harry potter books were prolly the longest I read ever lol.

Lol stoner. Everybody is always surprised and wonderous at how well I read for smoking so much weed. I love throwing societies' theories back in their face. I read more profficiently than your average person in any given age group. So if weed makes you stupid, what are the rest of ya if I can read better?

reading doesnt wholly determine ur intelligence, neither does weed make u stupid,solvents make you stupid.

btw i always wonder why 85% of the threads u start end up having at least something about weed.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:43 pm

First of all, you're exegerating terribly. Second, they end up about weed when some jackass like your wonderful self comes along and BRINGS IT UP. God are you that stupid? Are you trying to imply I'd like everybody to know that I smoke weed? I'm not even that big of a stoner anymore, and even if I were, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.

EDIT: Yes, marijuana kills brain cells. In other words, it makes you slower and stupider over time. You're wrong. It's much more than solvents.

And again yes, reading does correlate with your IQ. Did I ever say it's the only indication? No.

Innovacious · Post by **Innovacious** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:46 pm

i read a really old copy of the lord of the rings once, it was all in one book, cant rememeber how long, it was a LONG time ago and i dont think i have the book anymore.

And before you start to argue its not one book, it was origannaly going to be one book but the publishers thought it was too big and they split it up.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:58 pm

Innovacious wrote:i read a really old copy of the lord of the rings once, it was all in one book, cant rememeber how long, it was a LONG time ago and i dont think i have the book anymore.

And before you start to argue its not one book, it was origannaly going to be one book but the publishers thought it was too big and they split it up.

Book I just finished is the same way.

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:13 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote: EDIT: Yes, marijuana kills brain cells. In other words, it makes you slower and stupider over time.

Holding in a sneeze also kills brain cells. So do a lot of other normal things. That doesn't necessarily mean you get slower and stupider over time. Remember, we only use 10% of our brains.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:19 pm

Bakemaster wrote:
Blackchocob0 wrote: EDIT: Yes, marijuana kills brain cells. In other words, it makes you slower and stupider over time.

Holding in a sneeze also kills brain cells. So do a lot of other normal things. That doesn't necessarily mean you get slower and stupider over time. Remember, we only use 10% of our brains.

That's just a number some scientists came up with. Not to mention the fact that everybody is different and has different capabilities and capacities.

And I won't say for sure, but I'd think that holding in a fatty bong rip of some dankety dank would kill maybe just a couple more brains cells than holding in a sneeze.

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:22 pm

I can tell you were the king of your high school science fair.

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:35 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote:First of all, you're exegerating terribly. Second, they end up about weed when some jackass like your wonderful self comes along and BRINGS IT UP. God are you that stupid? Are you trying to imply I'd like everybody to know that I smoke weed? I'm not even that big of a stoner anymore, and even if I were, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT ME.

ummm first

Blackchocob0 wrote:(Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:33 pm)So if weed makes you stupid, what are the rest of ya if I can read better?

If you didn't give a shit about what people thought of you, you wouldn't need to flame me over my opinions on what you said.

Blackchocob0 wrote:EDIT: Yes, marijuana kills brain cells. In other words, it makes you slower and stupider over time. You're wrong. It's much more than solvents.

well i guess you'd be the one to know

Blackchocob0 wrote:And again yes, reading does correlate with your IQ. Did I ever say it's the only indication? No.

you said:
"So if weed makes you stupid, what are the rest of ya if I can read better?" that seemed like you were suggesting that you were more intelligent.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:52 pm

If somebody flames me I'll flame them back. Same way I'd hit someone back if they hit me. That's how I am. That doesn't mean I give a shit about other people's opinions of me. If I wanted to make everyone like and approve of me, I wouldn't be such an asshole to everybody, now would I?

ElCapuccino · Post by **ElCapuccino** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:55 pm

i once red a book...
like, soo long ago

XuChu · Post by **XuChu** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:03 pm

Blackchocob0 wrote:If somebody flames me I'll flame them back. Same way I'd hit someone back if they hit me. That's how I am. That doesn't mean I give a shit about other people's opinions of me. If I wanted to make everyone like and approve of me, I wouldn't be such an asshole to everybody, now would I?

i didn't flame you
in fact i said something positive about what you do by saying weed doesn't make you stupid.
Then you went ape shit on me. :cry:

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:28 pm

God damnit I helped ruin my own thread.

So, biggest read everybody?

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:47 pm

Around 800, been so long since I've read so I don't recall the book.
T_T