After a night of romance...

user · Post by **user** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:01 pm

what is the worst thing your significant other can say to you?

I am think something like "Your _____ was better."

Eg. Your brother was better. Your dad was better. Possibly, your dog was better.

Berdi · Post by **Berdi** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:10 pm

Erm, "Meh, that was nice, now sling your hook" ?

Or "I never loved you." Bit harsh that one.

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:25 pm

Remember when I said I went to the STD clinic?

I lied.

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:30 pm

"Is it in yet?"

nadare32 · Post by **nadare32** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:41 pm

"I forgot to tell you.... I used to be a man"

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:54 pm

'I have aids btw'

lexies2 · Post by **lexies2** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:56 pm

Plus44 wrote:'I have aids btw'

xD

ShizKnight · Post by **ShizKnight** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:15 pm

Leave the money on the dresser.

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:45 am

0l3n wrote:"Is it in yet?"

Worst one still IMO heh heh.

InfernalAdvocate · Post by **InfernalAdvocate** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:58 am

These are some sexual things to say during/after:

"All that porn sure worked out"

"If anyone asks, we're just friends."

"How do you feel about threesomes"

"Crap! Hide, the kids are home"

"Mind if my roomate watches?"

"Pay you now or later?"

"It's all in your mind."

Thats about all.

and ofcourse:

"I have a fetish for camels."

"I hope you like it in the butt"

"Why did my butt hurt when I woke up"

okay gg.

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:02 am

0l3n wrote:"Is it in yet?"

If that EVER is gonna happen to some1, you better call a doctor and do the dickjob lmfao. Classic.

Crumpets · Post by **Crumpets** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:49 am

InfernalAdvocate wrote:These are some sexual things to say during/after:

"All that porn sure worked out"

"If anyone asks, we're just friends."

"How do you feel about threesomes"

"Crap! Hide, the kids are home"

"Mind if my roomate watches?"

"Pay you now or later?"

"It's all in your mind."

Thats about all.

and ofcourse:

"I have a fetish for camels."

"I hope you like it in the butt"

"Why did my butt hurt when I woke up"

okay gg.

Uhmm how old are you again?

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:53 am

"Wow, I musta been drunk"

ghostkilla43 · Post by **ghostkilla43** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:39 am

yeah.....can i have my money back?

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:15 am

"wow...you look so much like my <Insert family member here>"

Heres one I've said before:

"I'm hungry."

And I was

Rockshmo · Post by **Rockshmo** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:08 am

"The important thing is, you tried."

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:26 pm

"ZzZzZzZz"

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:37 pm

Rockshmo wrote:"The important thing is, you tried."

Lool

Caras · Post by **Caras** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:05 pm

"Make me a sandwich."

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:22 pm

"Oh dear god put your pants back on!"

Demarthl · Post by **Demarthl** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:27 pm

"again? ok, fine, I can spare another two minutes"

reminds me of a dude i was playin cs1.6 with a while back, his alias was

'HungLikeATicTac'

XD

Pan_Raider(`_´) · Post by **Pan_Raider(`_´)** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:44 pm

"Who are you?"

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:09 pm

"Oh s**t the comdom broke!"

Rockshmo · Post by **Rockshmo** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:10 pm

0l3n wrote:"Oh s**t the comdom broke!"

Hahahaha.. ahh I've had the pleasure of saying that one before.

"Hmm where'd I put that itch creme."

Bakemaster · Post by **Bakemaster** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:13 pm

"On second thought, I'm going back to Doplertin."

Rockshmo · Post by **Rockshmo** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:49 pm

Bakemaster wrote:"On second thought, I'm going back to Doplertin."

Ouch..

0l3n · Post by **0l3n** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:55 pm

"Your uggly."

Draquish · Post by **Draquish** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:05 pm

"You look better with your back facing me."

"Ohhh yess<Insert ex-boyfriend's name here>"

"I'm still not done you know..."

"Why don't you just use your finger? Its bigger."

"I knew your bra was padded!!"

"Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?"

"Did I meantion I have herpes?"

"Now we have to get married."

Luoma · Post by **Luoma** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:42 pm

draquish wrote:"You look better with your back facing me."

"Ohhh yess<Insert ex-boyfriend's name here>"

"I'm still not done you know..."

"Why don't you just use your finger? Its bigger."

"I knew your bra was padded!!"

"Do you know what some female spiders do after sex?"

"Did I meantion I have herpes?"

"Now we have to get married."

lol whats up with all the sex jokes?

_Lana_ · Post by **_Lana_** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:49 pm

"I cant belive i did this,go away i dont want to see you,you dirty pig.....Ahhh Water........!!!!!!"

"Im not happy whit ya"

"Listen,i know you are stupid in everything...You dont need to prove anything"

"Ahhh get out of my bed you ugly furry ball"

"Can you tell me why did i do this again ?"

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