user wrote:While I was sp farming, I thought of the following humorous situations after playing SRO for too long.
*PM me if you want me to something to the list.1. You want to buy a high BR shield after hearing North Korea has developed nukes.
2. Before you go into a bar fight, you ask if you can put on your cape first.
3. When you leave you house, you check your pocket for potions.
4. When you bleed, you wonder if you set the Auto-Pot correctly.
5. You compare things that you found on the floor with the ones your wearing.
6. People have to log into SRO to talk to you.
7. You bought a whole bunch of garments just in case of a nuclear war breaks out.
8. When you see someone acting strange/weird, you wonder if he/she is botting.
9. When you pass an accident victim on the floor, you wonder if you resurrect him.
10. You look for a portal when you want to go to another city.
11. When you meet someone new, you ask what level they are instead of age.
12. You throw away your gold ring because it is only a gold ring.
13. You ask your boss for the next quest.
14. When you trade, you wonder if you are being scammed.
15. You refer muderers as PKers.
16. When somebody takes credit for something you did, you refer him/her as a KSer.
17. You go by your SRO character name.
18. When you get sick, you wonder where you can get an Universal Pill.
19. You refer your doctor as Yangyun.
20. When you see millionaires, you wonder if they dupped their money somehow.
21. You wonder if you have a pet to collect things for you.
22. You wonder why ain't track-and-field runners using the Wind Walk Series.
23. You're on SRO more than you sleep.
24. When people say the word "tank" you see a person using a blade and a shield.
25. You are bored of SRO.
26. Levitation doesn't seem that impressive now.
27. You wonder why thieves now don't have to wear a black suit to steal.
28. You whisper to get somebody's attention.
29. You wonder people workout instead of add STR to their gears.
30. You wonder how those African tribes can equip a spear AND shield at the same time.
31. You level of English decreased since you started SRO.
32. You gets paranoid when the ATM asks you for your password.
33. When you wake up in the morning and the 1st thing you see is a bright flash of light, then every item in your room is grey and starts to gain color little by little - by
draquish35. You figure people working out are farming up their characters
36. You mistakenly call ur girlfriend so-ok instead of her real name
37. When youre at school, you try writing something on a peice of paper in yellow and throw it up, assuming everyone in school can see it
38. When you hear fraud, u think of ccfers
39. You try to make fireballs out of WD40 and a lighter, when people ask what ur doing u respond "nuking u noob"
40. You wear garmets thinking ull run faster
41. You tried to train ur bunny or a stray squirrl to pick up change
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Manowar42. When police is asking for your ic, you are trying to find 3 metal sticks with small flags on it.
43. Telling your father to put a white flag (or 2 red ones) on his back when he is going onto a business trip.
44. Asking your father what star is he doing when he is going onto a business trip.
45. Asking doctor to cast harmony therapy series after treatment.
46. Getting very excited when you see the word unique.
47. When looking at the night sky, you hope a star will come down and start to circle around your cloth.
48. When someone write his name in red pen, you will start punching him.
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wildwolf11149. when you saw an armor in museum, you will thought that the last user is a pure int.
50. while waiting at a bus stop and it rains, you wait 10 minutes untill the rain is over.
51. when your friend tells a joke. you said "lol"
52. when you ate pizzas, it reminds you on GM giving notice
53. you will refer your association in school as guild. and call your mates guild mambers.
54. when you saw forbidden city in your history book, oh look, "its jangan"
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Partyataztec55. When you go on a trip to the real silkroad, you ask where are all the monsters. - by
Infurnal56. You cut up a old pair of pants. When someone asks what youre doing u say "Im breaking them down for elements"
57. You actually traveled on the real silkroad
58. On your job application u put that you were a lvl 3 trader
59. You killed a camel or horse in the hopes it would drop loot
60. You watch a history channel special and wonder why no one has a +3 sword or sos
61. When you trip or get knocked on the floor you instictivly yell out RESSSSSSSSS PLZ
62. When you bought a dog in real life it died because you didn't know where to find HGP pots
63. You go around killing weasels in your neighborhood thinking ull get to lvl 5
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Manowar64. you are determined that everyone taller then you is a champion or giant.
65. you refer to lower classmen as noobs, and assignments as quests.
66. you get mad when you wake up thinking you were just disconnected.
67. any pause at anytime is considered lag.
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sloweredmangyang, also a congrats to sloweredmangyang, as he/she is the only person who actually read the instructions
68. When u go on a boat ride, it takes much much longer than u expect
69. In Chemistry class, u ask ur teacher how tablets get turned into stones
70. You started a protest to turn glavie into a real word
71. You think the people at the gym in a sweat shirt and Gym pants are lvl 1 noobs
72. When u buy somethign at a store, u ask them to put up a stall first before you buy
73. You think of swap meets as stalling afk noobs that take up ur server space
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Manowar74. When you hit someone and they are bigger than you, you freak out and look for the zerk button.
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Sc(+)pE1675. U got expelled from school, and say "I just got banned".
76. U walk in a grocery store, and yell out "WTB this and that, pm me".
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Crni_Vatreni77. When you hear of a muderer killing 16 or more people, you wonder how he got past the pk limit
78. When you hear hunting, you think of killing thiefs and protecting a transport
79. When someone asks if u want to go hunting, you ask who will bring the hunter flags and what star the trade is.
80. You accidently gave urself second degree burns on ur hand trying to make a fire imbue
81. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone
82. You have a parinoia of thiefs jumping out of no where
83. You use ventrillo or teamspeak more than ur cell or home phone (im guilty of that one)
84. When people ask u for ur phone number u give ur ventrillo or teamspeak server info
85. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants
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Manowar, a thnx go to him/her for pointing out ones that got left out
86. You go to the pet shop with 1mill trying to buy a wolf!
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Luoma87. when you see apes u think of Mujigi
88. when you got SRO theme on your MP3 player
89. When you stop eating cuz in Sro they dont need to
90. When u see a Spider u think when it gets in to a white spider
91. When u killed a Bug u look for gold on the flor
92. when u are distroying ant colonies hopinf to find Items
93. when you are figuring out how to have sex in SRO
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kkillerLAST UPDATE: January 20th, 07
*PM me if you want me to something to the list.**Some of the ideas I got were from this Diablo web page
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Castle/6143/ 
IF U DO ANY OF THE FOLLOWING, U MAY BE ADDICTED 
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