I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.
It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?
What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.
BoycOTT doritos!!!
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Re: BoycOTT doritos!!!
Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.
It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?
What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.
Apparently you're new to TV and have never seen a common advertisement.
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Re: BoycOTT doritos!!!
Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.
It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?
What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.
Marketing sucks. Deal with it. I learned that awhile ago lol. If you let all that shit piss you off you'll never be remotely happy again...
I dunno bout Dorito's eaters being all of that...but Dorito's do cut the top of your mouth. The 2D one's anyways.
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lexies2 wrote:For one I'm a girl (though its still sickAllEyezOnMe wrote:You get 2 choices.
Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0) And 2nd, ill eat doritos (hehe guacamole ftw)
I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums.
But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.
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Re: BoycOTT doritos!!!
Maniac wrote:I saw a new brand of Doritos the other day called "EXTREME DORITOS." What the hell were they thinking? As if anyone eating "EXTREME DORITOS" isn't going to be some greasy fatass nerd with skid marks in his underwear, they market these chips using healthy athletic models that get laid all the time. The problem is that people who eat Doritos NEVER GET LAID.
It was bad enough that they tried to market "3D" Doritos with "the three-dimensional taste sensation that's making waves across the country," but now we have to put up with more in-your-face extreme DO-THE-DEW morons on TV who are trying to make a bag of smelly chips look cool by jumping off a cliff (not that I'm against people jumping off of cliffs, I'm all for it as long as their necks break). One of the main reasons I don't eat Doritos is because I like my corn chips bullshit free. They market these 3D chips as being new and intense.. as opposed to their regular 2D chips?
What they really need to start marketing is an "EXTREME SHUT THE HELL UP" brand of Doritos that contains the bubonic plague in every bag. That will solve two problems at once: 1. No more lame Doritos commercials and 2. No more child molesters since only child molesters eat Doritos anyway. Holy shit.. that's a good idea. I should be king.
Doritos are quite good if you ask me?
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AllEyezOnMe wrote:lexies2 wrote:For one I'm a girl (though its still sickAllEyezOnMe wrote:You get 2 choices.
Suck Maniac's dick or eat doritos and I sure as hell hope you aren't gay. 0_0
I deleted that post, not sure how the whole "suck a dick" part would go over on these forums.
But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.
not all girls are hoes
time to wake up
if u really wanna find someone who dosent think thats nasty, patrol the streets at 3:am in teh morning
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lexies2 wrote:Okay, yes I do have a little self respect(have some men come to think we all ho our selves?dom wrote:AllEyezOnMe wrote:But if you're a girl.....you shouldn't really think that's nasty.
L2P life please. Maybe she has self respect.
A chick who sucks my dick is a hoe? Lol if we knew eachother in RL it would only be as friends.
I would never date a girl who thought that close-mindedly.
It's called sexuality. Whatever you like to do, whatever comes to you when you're in that mood, then do it. That's plain stupid to hold yourself back over being fearful of labels or some stupid BS.
Hey, whatever floats your boat. But please don't go calling all chicks who suck dick hoes. That's Farking stupid.
EDIT: GL getting your boyfriend/husband to STFU about wanting some head, BTW.
EDIT2: So am I some kinda male slut for not being disgusted at the thought of eating pussy?(Don't really care if you find that word insultnig...just deal with it.)
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