Grimjaw's way of making the most come from the least.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:44 am

Do you need money?

Are you feeling mistreated?

Are you jealous of those high leveled players with all theire fancy equipment?

Well don't worry because now you can to! :wink:

Grimmy's fast and trustworthy economically financial guide to the millions!

Please read further to make the dream come alive even for you!

My own personal tried and tested way of money making!

First i scout the area for a nice place in the shadows and then i call my secret l33t group of bully hunters,and then i force all the noob thiefs which we collected and intimidated to the bone..to kill hundreds upon hundreds of monsters and bring all that gold back to me and my unit.

We also recruit quite forcefully noob traders who we treathen bully and intimidate beyond belief.

Blackmailing them into co-operating with us.

They run daily trade runs fully loaded with expensive goods.
Needles to say that money goes into ou're guild storage to.

We also charge for ressurecting noobs screaming resssssssss ressssssssssssss (Actually we charge extra for screaming,somewhere between 10K for males and 5K for females)

How i keep track of my noobie thiefs and traders:

They are all somewhere around level 20 and theire not that experienced yet ,so i always have a hunter from my unit watching 3 noobie thiefs or traders all the time.that way i can keep track of them even if they try to run away.

It's easy comfortable and non illegal.

I make somewhere between 2/3 million a day. :wink:

So buying some Sos gear or Sos weapons is a walk in the park.

And offcourse we sometimes have the thief who tries to make a break for it,but he's quickly taken care of by the unit's wolves.

To further add to the economical dream:

Since a man has to sleep and work to it's very crucial that the money rotations and harvesting are beeing kept active and well monitored.

(That is why i designed the 24 hour non stop gold farming )

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I hope you have enjoyed my economical dream to the millions!

Learn it practice it and harvest it!

Remember now you can to!

Don't be shy! be Fly!

Dark · Post by **Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:47 am

Haham good idea^ I'll have to try it...lol.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:08 pm

Dark wrote:Haham good idea^ I'll have to try it...lol.

Don't worry though and don't take it to seriously. :wink:

oktaytheazer · Post by **oktaytheazer** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 12:16 pm

dude ur a bussniess man in realy life ? :shock:

Suppaman · Post by **Suppaman** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 2:34 pm

Lmao. I gotta try this.

SuicideGrl · Post by **SuicideGrl** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:11 pm

you forgot the part where you're secretly trafficking drugs through a network of dealers in each town who cunningly call themselves "herbalists". oops, did i give it away?

Demarthl · Post by **Demarthl** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:12 pm

that and the prostitutes.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 4:17 pm

Demarthl wrote:that and the prostitutes.

That would be a different story right?

And even though good money lurks in those ways as well.

It still goes against my principals to enslave woman and make them commit various scandalous acts.

But a very large group of hunters making thiefs work for them is just another twist to silkroad online's job system.

Rather by killing them over and over,we are ''encouraging'' them.

Then over quite some time they will realise that thieving isn't the answer but the crime.

We have several ex-thiefs who are now proud level 60 hunters.

We also have ex-thiefs who selected the ways of trading on the silkroad.

Who are escorted by ex-thiefs turned hunters.

So in the end it's all for the better since everyone gains something usefull from it.

So apply now and become a part of The Unit's new and improved way of experiencing the silkroad.

Applicants can send a Pm to me or message me theire anwer to my ingame name: Big Boss.

With some information about you're character build and preverable job.

One small rule
Always show respect towards the hunters at all time.

Breaking that rule might lead to death or severe forms of prosecution.

We hope you will enjoy The Unit's new and tried and tested way of experiencing the silkroad.

The Unit where you're back Will be watched. :wink:

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:54 pm

first, i was like, wtf?

then i loled.

now i'm confused..

zoprules · Post by **zoprules** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:58 pm

Lol..interesting

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:33 pm

rofl that's a very interesting way of hustling for money, i'll def have to give that 5* for thinking of that idea, although the drug trafficing with the herbalist is so much more tempting =p

Stallowned · Post by **Stallowned** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:05 pm

This is a joke, right?

Silver · Post by **Silver** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:38 pm

Stallowned wrote:This is a joke, right?

maybe not the "herb"alist part. ;p

Cyndaine · Post by **Cyndaine** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:41 pm

lol, on kalonline theres a thing called 'cmenaked4geons' lmao. very creative thes ppl r

Blackchocob0 · Post by **Blackchocob0** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 8:50 pm

Lol you're creative Grimjaw, very creative.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:04 am

Blackchocob0 wrote:Lol you're creative Grimjaw, very creative.

Only for the open mind i guess.

user · Post by **user** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:18 am

is this a joke?

cause it first said that to bully non-experienced merchants, then force them to do trade runs w/ full load (5*?)

how will non-experienced merchants afford full loads?

BlackFox · Post by **BlackFox** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:27 am

Yea is a joke from Grimjaw ,
He likes that, Make fun of himself. Så Memo this .

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:56 am

BlackFox wrote:He likes that, Make fun of himself. Så Memo this .

Just because i don't follow standard constraints,doesn't mean that i'm making fun of myself.

I'm pretty sure most people here already know that i'm thinking outside the box,i even said it openly in a topic once.
(Heck it's even in my signature)

You should know spirit,that if people know a little more about you then that makes it easier for them to deal with you.

There's also less shame in beeing open about things,because most people here are smart enough not to base theire opinions purely on posts alone.

And about this topic:

Offcourse it's a joke,but it can also be seen as something else to eat for a change.

I made this topic to see how people stood open to new changes and ideas that fell outside of the tried and tested methodes.

It's always easier to blend in then to stand out :wink:

MastaChiefX · Post by **MastaChiefX** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:12 am

you can ride up to a 1-5* trade run, and say "unless you give me (x) amount of gold, im gunna call my lvl 7X thief friend"
Actually works sometimes

MrFudge · Post by **MrFudge** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:38 am

Grimjaw wrote:And offcourse we sometimes have the thief who tries to make a break for it,but he's quickly taken care of by the unit's wolves.

LOL, thats all you needed to type to give everyonea good laugh.

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 4:49 am

I'm sorry, but you stole my work. I've already cc my long guide over at http://www.srotrueguide.com/ where you obviously took this summary from. Call yourself sued.
Biatch

Cyndaine · Post by **Cyndaine** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:20 am

can not find selected page

???

theres a problems wit ur site

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:11 am

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:29 am

am i the only one finding this very booring... ? :cry:

Nuklear · Post by **Nuklear** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:33 am

Twysta wrote:am i the only one finding this very booring... ?

Nah, you're just bored cuz you're playing sro.
Zing!

[SD]Twysta · Post by **[SD]Twysta** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:48 am

Nuklear wrote:
Twysta wrote:am i the only one finding this very booring... ?

Nah, you're just bored cuz you're playing sro.
Zing!

Wait, im not playing sro.

GG.

Grimjaw · Post by **Grimjaw** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:14 pm

I think it's funny that no-one dared to post theire opinion about this topic because they were afraid of losing reputation points.

They also didn't post theire opinion in fear of beeing flamed.

But when i disclosed what this topic was about,suddenly a mass invasion occured because people then knew how to handle it.

But it's a meaningless topic to most people here,but for the people that actually had something usefull to say in theire remarks:

Very good game!

(It may be closed now though)

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