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Silver wrote:how is it the letter H? :?

enlighten me, i'm slow T_T


Just read the thing.

The wierd English doesn't help, but if you know the answer and reread it, it's easier as before.

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Dang, the thing was posted, while I was replying.
And it was one I knew.

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lol yeah anyone who has ever chopped pungent red onions for a group of people would know this. :(
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Cooking for 1 person is enough iguana.
I know the feeling.
I want a fancy kitchen tool, like my mom has. (don't know the english word, something elektrical that chops. and does other things)

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you really feel it when you are doing more than 1. It got so bad I couldn't do anything and my eyes were still wet 15-20 minutes later. :shock:
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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zomg mixmax hasn't posted anything in the last few minutes!!! I think I'm going to explode!!!
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Pts To Iguana, Please don't Explode :(

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Riddle # 40
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Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in, causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay, but in the black car was one dead man. However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so?

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^^ because he was the policeman
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Another guy killed him.

It was a hearse, taking a guy to his funeral :P

The guy committed suicide.

dunno.
Last edited by Draquish on Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:25 am, edited 2 times in total.

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@ Iguana : No :P

Once again, post an answer, and thats it, do not edit your posts and add multiple answers because someone might post the answer in a post after you.
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chap was already dead.
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Therealmixmax2 wrote:@ Iguana : No :P

does that mean draquish was right? :shock:
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Guy died at the wheel?

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Draquish was right, but draquish, seriously, read the thing I edited in in my last post o.o

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Wait...I only edited my post to make my answer bigger. here is my post :P

Another guy killed him.

It was a hearse, taking a guy to his funeral

The guy committed suicide.:P

dunno.
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oh i got it the black car driver wasn't dead but was carrying a dead passenger / hostage :wink:
edit: argh lol.
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McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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it was a hearse

but draquish got it first?
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I still like my answers better :twisted:
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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the glass in the wondow killed him, not the other driver

he didnt have his seatbelt on?
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The guy who was in the green car wasn't driving it.

...umm, The guy in the BLACK car didn't press any charges?

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Since there is no editing posts....

Some substance was found in the dead guy, maybe poison?

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mixmax already said u got it right....
McCain, he (Barack Obama) said, will soon "be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten."

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Oh. Ok, lols. Didn't notice :P

Soooo, what was the answer :?

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Sadly, I don't know :?

I'd say the funeral one though.
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Heh, I post so many answer because there is so much stuff that that could be... :P

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lol Of course none of us think you were unsure about your answer...
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draquish wrote:Oh. Ok, lols. Didn't notice :P

Soooo, what was the answer :?

The black car was a hearse.
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The black car was indeed a hearse, and was carrying an already dead man.

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Riddle # 41

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A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

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2nd one was gay?
lol sorry had to say it:[

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