The TOO MUCH SRO List

[THE_ZUL]

this thread shud be stick.....

[Xob!le]

Someone has already made a similiar thread to this a while ago, but whatever.

66. When your walking around in a grocery store, you see a bag of potato chips. You rush over but, someone gets to it first, you yell out "ks dam n0ob mother ....."

[Key-J]

44. Asking your father what star is he doing when he is going onto a business trip.

celine dion?

LOL, i think people missed out on this, but HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Waisha]

44. Asking your father what star is he doing when he is going onto a business trip.

celine dion?

LOL, i think people missed out on this, but HAHAHAHAHAHA

Haha, LOL! Had to watch every word closely to get the point but haha.



This has happened to me irl:
Ive got a dog. She has hurt her foot(?). She was going to the vet to get a surgery to fix her fot.
The evening she was getting a surgery my friend rang me and asked if i wanted to go to a party or something.
I said: No, i cant cos my dog has hurt her foot and shes going to repair it.

I even said repair twice before i noticed what i said.
Lucky my friend doesnt play any rpg's.

[Davids]

6X. "Whow, thats a lot of monster scrolls!"

[PsYch008]

35. While heading to storage, then a massage appears says "disconnected from server"

36. while heading to so-ok, you heard someone spamming "wtb your mother for 50k"

37. while stalling in jangan, you heard "wts silk for gold!!"

is it me or you didn't really get wat the list was talking about

its not you man, that fool doesnt get anything.

[xshylax]

1. on haloween you start to kill this kid with a cape and you tell the cops you wer just pvping...
2. yo start to paint your shoes green and try to run thinking you have grasswalk
3.On the grocery store you ask your mom how many stars she is taking
4.On a job application it ask you have you accomplished anything sir? you answer "yes i have i am a lvl 3 trader on sro "
[ o btw im juss making fun of zim personal joke for me and DaRealest]
5.Your grandma has a heart attk and you think she needs res you ask someone to res her
6. On a line someone cuts in front of you, u call them a ksing noob
7.your playing DDR and try to use phantom ghost walk to go faster
8. You train your pets to pick up stuff on the floor
9.you try to steal ppls backpacks think they have 2 stars and +
10.you go to school thinking you have a 5 stars
11. someones age 50 yoo call them a noob
12. someone is age 78 yoo call them a botter (sad...)

ehkc ill post wen i think of more

[ResTnPieces]

[quote="THE_ZUL"]61.all polices in town wear hunter flag
62.when some1 chase u.....u zerk n run

lol i would love to do that evading arrest with cops

[Tetsumaru]

#) while you shower, you think up a sro bel-air:

in western china, born and raised, in the ravine is where i spent most of my days, chillin out maxin relaxin all cool and all shootin some earth ghost outside of the school, when a couple of bots, who were up to no good, started makin trouble in my neighborhood. i pk'ed one little bot and my mom got scared and said 'youre movin with your auntie and uncle in hotan. i whistled for a ferry and when it came near the license plate said 'FRESH' and it had dice in the sail. if anything i could say that this ship was rare, but i thought 'naw forget it' yo home to hotan. i pulled up to the shore about 7 or 8 and yelled to the captian 'yo homes, smell ya later'. i looked at my kingdom, i was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of silkroad.

lol, couldnt think of anything good to replace 'bel-air'.

[0oKeikoo0]

6X. "Whow, thats a lot of monster scrolls!"

lolz

[xshylax]

1.you have a peice of paper and you think its a return scroll you juss stand there and w8 to go bak to town
2.your in a fight and ou think ur using zerk...

[Manowar]

67. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone
68. You have a parinoia of thiefs jumping out of no where
69. You use ventrillo or teamspeak more than ur cell or home phone (im guilty of that one)
70. When people ask u for ur phone number u give ur ventrillo or teamspeak server info
71. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants

[Draquish]

When you sign up for the army and go to Iraq thinking its all big job war -_-

[sloweredmangyang]

[quote="user"]also a congrats to sloweredmangyang, as he/she is the only person who actually read the instructions

lol thx

[Nave47]

67. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone


71. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants

LOL!!!.... Very very funny...

[[CAB]]

56. You cut up a old pair of pants. When someone asks what youre doing u say "Im breaking them down for elements"

my favorite

[Manowar]

Thx for the compliments, heres some more.

72. When u go on a boat ride, it takes much much longer than u expect
73. In Chemistry class, u ask ur teacher how tablets get turned into stones
74. You started a protest to turn glavie into a real word
75. You think the people at the gym in a sweat shirt and Gym pants are lvl 1 noobs
76. When u buy somethign at a store, u ask them to put up a stall first before you buy
77. You think of swap meets as stalling afk noobs that take up ur server space

[LTB]

make this the last one on the list.

#whatever)You Read The following above

[zphantom]

this thread shud be stick.....

Indeed, some really funny ones

[user]

LAST UPDATE: January 7th, 07

[Draquish]

You think people that are in comas where just disconnected from the server and are trying to log back in

[Crni_Vatreni]

ROFLoLMAO Moderators, stick this thread plz XD

#) U got expelled from school, and say "I just got banned".
#) U walk in a grocery store, and yell out "WTB this and that, pm me".

I will think of more

[user]

get a lil bump going
LAST UPDATE: January 10th, 07

[Crni_Vatreni]

here's a new one, not that funny though:

#)u wanna go buy some wardrobe, and u ask u friends "guyz, is there any good stalls around city with some good jeans".

[RuYi]

Rofl, this thread is great!
I'll try to come up with some too, but I'm not good at it lol.

[Manowar]

82. When you hear of a muderer killing 16 or more people, you wonder how he got past the pk limit
83. When you hear hunting, you think of killing thiefs and protecting a transport
84. When someone asks if u want to go hunting, you ask who will bring the hunter flags and what star the trade is.
85. You accidently gave urself second degree burns on ur hand trying to make a fire imbue

Those are the ones i can come up w/ now. Also you forgot these for the main list

67. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone
68. You have a parinoia of thiefs jumping out of no where
69. You use ventrillo or teamspeak more than ur cell or home phone (im guilty of that one)
70. When people ask u for ur phone number u give ur ventrillo or teamspeak server info
71. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants

[Illyriah]

Why is this funny?

66. you get mad when you wake up thinking you were just disconnected.

[SuicideNz]

11. When you meet someone new, you ask what level they are instead of age.

OMG! my neighbor actually did this at a party chatting this chick up, and he asked what lvl she was.

[user]

LAST UPDATE: January 11th, 07

[LadyOphelia]

5. You compare things that you found on the floor with the ones your wearing.

Yea I've done that before Hahaha

58. On your job application u put that you were a lvl 3 trader

61. When you trip or get knocked on the floor you instictivly yell out RESSSSSSSSS PLZ

Hilarious!! I think I'll try 61 sometime, I am so clumsy on my feet hahaha (must be my garment silk shoes, making me slide like crazy on hardwood floors LoL)