senapanaga wrote:You guys are ridiculous.
So ridiculous i must post again.
Why dont we just get like a farking giant vomit breathing dragon that shits all over every other player in the game, they last forever, and they have infintie hp, they one-hit saytan and steal everyone in the games items and give them to you, they give you +90,000 hp and mp, and also pick up your item drops, they also give you blowjobs and can turn into a magic super hot beatiful chick, and maybe a guy if you are a chick, they spawn miniature Captain Crunch's and the army of captain crunches can take over any city of your choosing, and you have to battle for control of the cities, and im the king of hotan bishies. But anyway...
I mean seriously you guys are just coming up with the craziest shit so i decided why not.
Oh and the dragon acts as a "Platinum Ticket" so to speak. It gives +300% xp and lasts 24/7 for 4 weeks. You can turn it on/off whenever you want, so you dont need to join an 8man party to stop your platinum ticket.
It is also your personal gm, meaning you can ban whoever you want, whenever you want.
All this can be yours for a nominal fee of 100 silk. (plus 300,000,000 more silk on top of that. CCF'ing is not allowed.)
Read the fine-print.
the fine-print says:plus 300,000,000 more silk on top of that. CCF'ing is not allowed
i have eagle eyes
senpanaga i rofled









