I lead one guy on a wild goose chase all through DW.

I told him I'd give him 100k if he could find me. I just found a nice quiet place to hide and sat there. He was too lazy to look so I kept giving him directions like "go left then straight for a bit, then turn right", "go up the stairs, then down the stairs and turn left". He seriously thought I could see him and was hiding from him.

After about half an hour of this he gave up and started telling me to meet him at the south gate. So I said
"no, I can't walk"
"why not?"
"Got a bad leg"
"what happened?"
"Injured it in the war"
"I'll meet you near the stairs"
"Stairs?! I'm in a wheelchair! Don't you kids have any resepct for war veterans these days?"
"OMG man. where are you?? pls give me money"
It's so much fun messing with them, especially when they're that stupid.
