Seduction Strategies

[I Am Vegeta]

Your situation is very complicated since you haven't talk or seen her in years. How come it took you years to figure out to make a move on this girl?

When you're constantly buffeted by a never ending ocean of women, it's hard to single out anyone in particular.

Still not hearing and divine inspiration here yet.

Brb calling Vegeta. He always knows what to do.

ayo lemme bang first then i'll get in a relationship with her and we'll make sure she cheat on me with you then i'll fake an epic drama and you'll totally own my on fb with posting diss video about me and getting viral (we'll buy likes lololol) and i'll leave the town and you'll live happy toghter forever and ever.



on a serious note, dont be a creeper and dont look needy, she must never know how much she meant to you until she's actually yours (wich mean never lol sloot gonna sloot srs ) or else she'll probably use you or take you for granted and shit on you


you could lurk for a mutual friend status over fb where she would post a reply then be like "ayo aint you blublubulbulubulubl" dont add her right away if you dont have a mutual friend or else it will look like you've been thinking about her for years and you searched for her lol.

[*BlackFox]

be like "ayo aint you blublubulbulubulubl"

Translation please !

[_Bisu_]

If he is indeed seduction teacher, this thread should be closed.

lel interesting

[Tasdik]

Seeing as how my computer has been broken for 4 months now, I can't take credit for that.

[_Bisu_]

Oh silly, of course it was broken 4 months is pretty much exactly how long I played that game.

I remember posting on this forum picture of Cat looking at mouse, about year ago. Maybe some mousey pretends to be cat, but who could it be. It just happens to be same immature provoking I've seen on Venture. We need Sherlock Holmes here I can't connect the dots.

[ShaDeVi]

its rather obvious, you seduction teacher you xD

[Degauss]

If there only was someone who hates you

You're my reek.

Someone who likes to provoke people.

That, and I do take a bit of pleasure in pissing of the little try hards.

Someone who is good at pretending. Dem dots lol.

laptop got smushed by.my roommate. tempted to go buy one at Wal-Mart.

Biq mystery. You two should finally get a room.

[Tasdik]

If there only was someone who hates you.

If only. No one comes to mind though.

Being adored by everyone I meet gets old after a while.

[_Bisu_]

If there only was someone who hates you

You're my reek.

Someone who likes to provoke people.

That, and I do take a bit of pleasure in pissing of the little try hards.

Someone who is good at pretending. Dem dots lol.

laptop got smushed by.my roommate. tempted to go buy one at Wal-Mart.

Biq mystery. You two should finally get a room.

Yea, I have no idea who could be stalking me for past few months trying to be annoying. If there only was someone who had history of doing exactly this.

No idea who created game of provoking and lying about it, because he was never good enough to win at actual game and now calls himself teacher.

Apparently these days you have to prove that mad boi is mad, or he wins something.

[ShaDeVi]

tasdic the liar

[_Bisu_]

So far he made 4-5 So threads, so I guess its time to pull the trigger.

Yes it's obviously Tasdik, especially that in his provoking attempts hes also using my email that I only used on this forum. Obviously he got it from one of forum mods here.

Personally I find it flattering that he went through all this trouble and was at it for months. It means I succeeded in making him mad.

[Degauss]

To be fair I suspected that something was not right. This 180 in behaviour or Tasdik between game and forum was too much. He had to be pretending somewhere and it might be here after all.

[_Bisu_]

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:15 pm

Seeing as how my computer has been broken for 4 months now, I can't take credit for that.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:48 pm in Eltsur online thread

Logged in for a bit.

Just compare dates, Pinocchio messed up this time

[Grounded]

Is this a love story I'm not aware of?

[_Bisu_]

Is this a love story I'm not aware of?

It's classic story of Pinocchio who lied so much, that his nose was chopped off by Ramsay...I mean Geppetto.

[Tasdik]

Is this a love story I'm not aware of?

It pales in comparison to our love story.

[ShaDeVi]

Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:15 pm

Seeing as how my computer has been broken for 4 months now, I can't take credit for that.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 8:48 pm in Eltsur online thread

Logged in for a bit.

Just compare dates, Pinocchio messed up this time

oh so tasdik really lied about his pc being broken, busted

[_Bisu_]

Basically when he gets butthurt he makes chars with retarded names and follows you around provoking till you call him out on it, then lies. In case of venture he was at it for 2-3 weeks, this time few months ^^

It's ironic, because fact that hes always provoking people, is why I decided to have some fun with him in the first place.

Such a shame, that he messed up this time.

Checkmate.